"What happened to you just now?" Xue Tao was the type to stir things up. Song Tian'er had been too shy to answer, but Xue Tao wouldn't let it go, making Li Yang's heart leap into his throat. This aunt was really something else.
At this moment, Song Tian'er showed no trace of her former arrogance and fiery nature. She was as soft as a puddle of water, yet she managed to sit still and appear nonchalant, which was quite an achievement.
Her eyes darted around quickly, and she smiled sheepishly, "I forgot to check the prices when I was ordering. One dish was too expensive, and I only realized it after I ordered, so..."
She implied that she had discovered it at that time and couldn't help but exclaim in surprise, which made Mr. Xue laugh.
"Oh? That's nothing. How can your value and status be reflected if it's not expensive? I'd be unhappy if it weren't expensive!" Xue Tao said to Song Tian'er with a boss-like demeanor, sipping her tea. Meanwhile, her lotus-like jade feet began to vigorously massage Li Yang's words. Li Yang endured it all, releasing half of his pent-up passion onto Xue Tao's thigh, inside her skirt. The other half landed on Song Tian'er's inner thigh.
Li Yang could easily guess that if Xue Tao had been a virgin, he would have vomited a lot of soy milk just from Xue Tao's kneading and pressing.
"The food won't be here for a while, how about I tell you a joke?" Li Yang tried to smile to make his expression less stiff, which also served to distract him. Damn, this kind of affair game is incredibly exciting, but also terrifyingly so. Damn, it's something you both love and fear.
"Okay!" Xue Tao nodded slightly. Song Tian'er wouldn't object.
An old man was traveling by train when he accidentally put his foot into the crotch of a woman opposite him while resting at night. A few days later, he felt itching and discomfort in his foot. The doctor diagnosed him with syphilis, which the old man found as quite unusual. The doctor said, "What's this?! Just yesterday, someone came in with athlete's foot!"
"Hahaha..." Li Yang burst into laughter, trying to hide the unbearable pleasure he was feeling down below!
"Ah—" Li Yang suddenly cried out in pain, his face contorted in agony.
Song Tian'er snorted coldly, "What rubbish are you spouting! No way!" She then pinched Li Yang's foot hard. She assumed Li Yang was yelling because of that, so she didn't think much of it. She only secretly glanced at Xue Tao, finding her expression normal, and then continued flirting with Li Yang as if nothing had happened. He was rubbing his crotch against hers, and it felt really good.
In fact, Li Yang yelled because Xue Tao suddenly stomped on his foot hard, almost ruining his penis, which scared him so much that he almost vomited.
The reason the two women reacted so strongly was mainly because Li Yang was too despicable. Considering the current situation and his joke just now, wasn't he implying that they were prostitutes?
How could the two women not be angry?
So it's understandable that Li Yang almost stopped talking!
"Yes, that joke is really low-class. Let's find another one!" Xue Tao said casually.
Song Tian'er apologized, "President Xue, that's just how Li Yang is, he's disrespectful and vulgar! Please don't hold it against him!"
Xue Tao felt a little annoyed. "You're talking as if Li Yang is yours alone. Don't you know he played the xun for me last night? He's his own too, you know?"
However, she couldn't bring herself to admit to her subordinates that she was competing with her for a man; it would be too undignified.
"I do admire his temperament. Don't mind him!" Xue Tao smiled slightly, not taking it to heart.
Song Tian'er glared at Li Yang, secretly admiring Xue Tao's composure; even a junior could tell such a crude joke in front of him, yet Xue Tao remained nonchalant. She herself couldn't do that; that's why Xue Tao was the boss while she was the subordinate.
Alas, the days of being a mafia princess are gone forever. From now on, I should learn more from President Xue; that's the only way forward.
Phew, I almost forgot. Li Yang and that girl Zhao Lihua have an ambiguous relationship, and President Xue is practically Li Yang's aunt. No wonder she's so tolerant of him.
You bastard, you're a womanizer! If you anger me, I'll castrate you!
Li Yang learned his lesson from his mistake and felt quite frustrated. Damn it, he had made a careless move and ended up hurting himself.
"Okay, then I'll change it!" The professor asked: "What do rotten radishes and pregnant women have in common?" One student cleverly answered: "They're both caused by bugs," but only got 60 points. Another student actually got full marks, and his answer was: "They're both because they were pulled out too late." After Li Yang finished speaking, he dared not flirt with them anymore. He suddenly retreated, pulled back his feet, and lowered his head to grab his teacup and gulp down his tea.
Both women looked disappointed and let out a long sigh. They glared at him resentfully.
"Can't you be serious for once! All you can do is tell such vulgar jokes!" Song Tian'er glared at Li Yang, amused and annoyed.
Xue Tao, however, was used to such situations. Tested by alcohol, she knew all the men she dealt with, and every one of them knew some vulgar jokes. Her eyes flashed as she scolded, "You, Li Yang! You really are audacious! Wait till I get back and have Li Hua teach you a lesson!"
Song Tian'er's face immediately turned ugly. Although she had tacitly accepted the relationship between Li Yang and Zhao Lihua, she still felt a little bitter and jealous when it was mentioned to her face. She kicked Li Yang hard under the table, but Li Yang was sitting too far away and missed. She could only sulk.
Xue Tao was secretly pleased, finally regaining some ground.
A knock came at the door.
"Please come in!" Xue Tao said.
Chapter 430: The Golden Spear Doesn't Fight, the Water Snake Waist
Xue Tao was secretly pleased, finally regaining some ground.
A knock came at the door.
"Please come in!" Xue Tao said.
With a fawning face, it was none other than Jiang Linbin, the young master of Xiao Jiangnan. Behind him followed Pei Shiqun and a line of top-notch waitresses, all dressed in handmade cheongsams, with graceful figures and fair thighs, carrying various dishes. Everything Li Yang and his group had ordered was there, and even more that they hadn't ordered. There were also four or five bottles of fine red wine. They looked like blood pigs ready to be slaughtered.
"It is an honor to hear of President Xue's arrival!" Jiang Linbin said on the surface, flattering Xue Tao, but his obsequious face and expression were directed at Li Yang. It seemed that he could not flatter Xue Tao directly, so he had to resort to this indirect approach.
Anyone with discerning eyes could see it at a glance, let alone someone as perceptive as Xue Tao. She remained calm, smiled gently, and said with a graceful demeanor, "President Jiang, you're too kind. I don't deserve it!"
"Mr. Xue, you're too kind! Serve the dishes!" Jiang Linbin said politely for a moment, then turned around and waved his hand in an extremely grand manner.
A group of women in cheongsams filed in, and the table was piled high with a dazzling array of dishes. This guy was really good at shrewd calculation; all the dishes were placed on the table and there was even room for a few bottles of red wine.
"Gentlemen, you have graced our hotel with your presence. As the manager, I am so slow to realize this, so I am willing to drink three cups as punishment." He said this without any hesitation, opening the cellar-aged red wine worth tens of thousands of yuan, pouring three cups, and was about to drink them all in one gulp.
"We understand Mr. Jiang's feelings. Let's not have three drinks, one is enough. Come, on behalf of Mr. Xue and Assistant Song, let me drink with you!" Li Yang stood up, picked up a glass of wine, and said with a smile. Everyone should help each other out; if you give me face, I'll feel honored, and naturally I'll return the favor by giving you face in return, right?
Jiang Linbin was very happy. Ever since he realized how capable Li Yang was, he had been keeping a low profile. He also secretly had someone investigate Li Yang's background and was shocked by what he found.
Although Xiao Jiangnan is quite good and has a small reputation in the country, it is ultimately a place where people make a living. Jiangdong City is a top-tier luxury metropolis in the country, and Xiao Jiangnan makes a fortune here. He dares not provoke someone like Li Yang, especially since there seems to be an even more mysterious force behind him, which makes him even more terrified.
This small amount of money today is really nothing, the main thing is to please Li Yang. Seeing Li Yang's smiling face, Jiang Linbin felt that the money was well spent. Money is only money when it is spent, otherwise it is just waste paper or numbers!
"Great!" Jiang Linbin was very excited and drank it all in one gulp.
Li Yang also drank it all in one gulp without hesitation. He's never been afraid of anyone when it comes to drinking!