Li Yang winked at Zhao Ran, whose eyes darted around before she shrieked, "That's the sound of your mother farting! She can't even be quiet when she's peeing!"
"That's really crude," Li Yang couldn't help but laugh. This little girl certainly knew a lot. Indeed, they lived in the most backward and impoverished area of Jiangdong City, where it was common to see shrewish women cursing like that among neighbors. She used it quite fluently, though.
However, her words immediately provoked the girls outside, especially Gao Qingmei. As the president of Jiangdong University, she was a high-ranking official at the vice-ministerial level or above, and yet she was being insulted like this. Even if she had been meddling and disturbing someone's bathroom break, she still couldn't tolerate being insulted like this.
She kicked the toilet door and cursed, "You little slut, come out here if you dare! I'd like to see if you look like me!"
After Li Yang finished having his fun, he quickly cleaned himself up and pulled up his pants. Looking at the composed Zhao Ran, Li Yang smiled faintly and said softly, "Aren't you afraid? There are three of them."
"Isn't there Brother Li Yang?" Zhao Ran smiled so wide her eyes disappeared, and she hugged Li Yang's arm and acted coquettishly. Her two rather large breasts pressed against Li Yang's arm, soft and bouncy.
Li Yang smiled brightly. This little girl really knows how to sweet-talk people! Li Yang pinched her delicate nose and laughed, "You're such a smooth talker!" Zhao Ran wrinkled her nose and smiled smugly.
Li Yang smiled faintly, opened the bathroom door, and walked out, glancing disdainfully at the three women. Inwardly, however, he was quite impressed; Gao Qingmei was indeed a beautiful young woman, youthful and lovely, with remarkably large breasts.
The other two, while not as beautiful and charming as her, were both petite and pretty, and quite remarkable; they would be lovable beauties anywhere.
However, since they were enemies, Li Yang couldn't show anything. Besides, he had so many beautiful women around him that he couldn't take care of them all. Although being a "thousand-woman killer" sounded impressive, it was actually quite tiring to do.
The three women were slightly surprised to see Zhao Ran clinging to Li Yang's arm, but when they saw Li Yang come out, their jaws nearly dropped to the ground and their eyes almost popped out.
Damn, imagine if you just went into the toilet, took out your penis and relieved yourself, and suddenly a beautiful woman popped out from the side. Wouldn't you be so scared that you peed your hand?
That's exactly how Gao Qingmei and the other two felt at that moment. They were already quite surprised to see Zhao Ran, after all, those words were so vulgar that only a shrew could utter them, they never expected her to be a beautiful young woman.
The three of them were confident that they could easily handle one woman, but unexpectedly, a beautiful young girl appeared, accompanied by a handsome man. Things had gotten serious and were not going to be easy to handle!
"You, you're being a pervert? Indecent assault—" Gao Qingmei's eyes darted around, and she pointed at Li Yang, shouting in a voice sharp enough to shatter glass.
Li Yang was stunned. "Damn, this girl is ruthless!" He rushed forward and pressed his hand to Gao Qingmei's lips.
As Gao Qingmei opened her mouth to scream, she rushed toward the door, but just as she opened her mouth and moved her feet, she felt a blur before her eyes, and suddenly there was someone there, and her wet little mouth was covered.
Not only was it covered, but there was also a faint fishy and salty smell on her hands. What was that smell? Gao Qingmei frowned and looked into the open toilet stall door. There was a pool of soy milk liquid on the floor.
She nearly fainted, then suddenly became furious, struggling violently and glaring at Li Yang with eyes blazing with anger.
She naturally recognized what it was, and with a little thought, she immediately understood why Li Yang and Zhao Ran had gone into the women's restroom.
The fishy, salty taste in my mouth grew stronger and more unbearable, and a surge of nausea came over me. I gagged suddenly but nothing came out.
"Holy crap, you're pregnant?" Li Yang exclaimed in surprise. Damn, if she's pregnant, she's really not easy to deal with.
"Huh?" Xiaohua and Tongtong, who were already a little shocked, were stunned. When did Qingmei get pregnant? When did she start sleeping with someone?
Gao Qingmei was furious when she heard this. She was still a budding flower, and this bastard dared to say that she was pregnant. She was going crazy!
Unable to bear it any longer, Gao Qingmei opened her mouth and bit Li Yang's palm hard.
"Ouch—Damn it! Are you a dog?!" Li Yang immediately released her mouth in pain, shaking his hand repeatedly and cursing angrily.
"You shameless and despicable! Shameless!" Gao Qingmei's head was buzzing, it was like a train was running wild, she was going crazy! After cursing, she suddenly came to her senses and rushed out of the bathroom every day to rinse her mouth frantically at the tap.
Li Yang looked at his palm, glanced back, and his expression immediately turned strange. With a quick glance, he pulled Zhao Ran away.
Damn it, if I don't leave now, this entanglement will definitely backfire. This is the women's restroom; even if I'm in the right, I'll become unreasonable.
Having realized this, Li Yang stopped arguing and stopped pursuing the matter of the pretty girl biting him. He grabbed Zhao Ran and rushed out of the supermarket's back door, quickly disappearing into the bustling street.
For the next period of time, Li Yang was extremely busy, not for any other reason than various celebration banquets and farewell parties.
Who can blame him for having such a prestigious title as the top scorer in the college entrance examination! This has never been Li Yang's hobby. So unless his parents strongly insist that he attend, Li Yang generally won't go.
My dad's relatives, who had long been estranged, suddenly sprang up like mushrooms after rain, all smiles as they came to visit, ostensibly to pay their tuition fees.
Mom was in a bad mood and didn't want to talk to them, but Dad still dealt with them out of politeness. Li Yang didn't have much of a relationship with these uncles, aunts, grandpas, and grandmas, and he felt annoyed too, so he just gave them a perfunctory response and let it go.
Li Yang couldn't handle too many of these events. Damn it, he didn't want to be famous. It would be better if celebrities knew him.
He made up an excuse and slipped away, but no matter how anxious his parents were, he just wouldn't show up. In the end, the two had no choice but to leave Li Yang behind when they went to the social event.
With only three days left before the start of the school year, Li Yang and Zhao Lihua met at a Western restaurant. These upscale restaurants are said to have a great atmosphere and are good places to pick up girls.
For example, places like Starbucks and McDonald's, which are particularly pretentious, are ideal locations.
Chapter 437: My Name is Li Yang
For example, places like Starbucks and McDonald's, which are particularly pretentious, are ideal locations.
Li Yang ordered a slice of fatty beef and a thick soup and started eating with his head down, while Zhao Lihua also ordered a steak and a thick soup and started eating with her head down, her expression lively and excited.
"Li Yang, I can't believe you actually got the top score! Do you know what it was like when the school held a celebration party for you after the results came out? The teachers went crazy, and the students went crazy too! They didn't want to believe it, but they had to believe this incredible fact. Many people called you stupid, saying you didn't go to Tsinghua University or Beimu University, but instead went to Jiangdong University. They said you were out of your mind! They're the ones who are out of their minds, that's why they didn't get good results!" Zhao Lihua said excitedly.
"You're not bad either, with a score in the top five in the city. You'd be more than qualified for Tsinghua University and Peking University. Why don't you go?" Li Yang was naturally quite pleased with himself. Even though he claimed he didn't like being famous, getting the top score in the exam was still a pretty cool thing, wasn't it?
"You want me to go?" Zhao Lihua glared at Li Yang with displeasure. Li Yang was obviously teasing her.
"Hehe, if you go there, I'll bring a truckload of explosives and blow that school to smithereens. Let's see how you get there then. You'll have to come back to Jiangdong and go to university!" Li Yang said shamelessly.
"How domineering you are!" Zhao Lihua was in a great mood and secretly delighted.
"How about I sing you a song?" Zhao Lihua suddenly put down her knife and fork and said excitedly.
"Huh? You can play the piano?" Li Yang looked up and saw the piano on the small stage in the restaurant, and asked in surprise.
"Surprised?" Zhao Lihua laughed smugly, her charming appearance making one's mouth dry. Her nostrils were slightly wrinkled, with faint creases. Li Yang couldn't help but recall the contents of an ancient book: women whose nostrils wrinkled when they laughed also had many wrinkles and curves in their mouths, a rare and precious feature among women.
Li Yang naturally understood this point well. Zhao Lihua's jade pot was indeed winding and full of wrinkles. It felt like cutting through thorns and brambles, braving the wind and rain. The tightness and pressure were just like a small mouth, but it was completely different from a small mouth.