"I won't let him deliver it then!" Guan Ling insisted. She didn't forget to glare at Li Yang as she spoke. Li Yang chuckled inwardly. *Damn, does he think I'm some cheap radish or cabbage? He thinks he can just give me a ride whenever he wants?* He deliberately said, "If you don't want me to deliver it, I'm not happy to give it to you either!"
Lin Feng glanced helplessly at Li Yang, realizing he couldn't do anything about the two of them. However, he wasn't one to be trifled with either. Without saying a word or giving them any reasoning, he opened the car door and pulled the police officer into the car.
"Drive, let's go!" Lin Feng shouted as he got into the car. The police officer hesitated for a moment, but immediately started the car and slowly drove off, saying anxiously, "Captain, is this a good idea? Will they be in trouble?"
"What are you worried about? You're young and naive. Li Yang won't let anything happen to her!" Lin Feng scolded, amused. These two were behaving so strangely, like a pair of bickering lovers. Lin Feng immediately saw through their antics. Despite Guan Ling's loud voice, if she didn't care about Li Yang, why would she be so angry with him, and why would she drink so much? He'd never seen her drink with any colleague, not even her boss, and definitely not with any male colleagues. Why did she drink so much for Li Yang? It was obvious!
"Oh. Do they do *that*?" the male police officer suddenly said with a lewd grin.
"Which one?" Lin Feng was stunned for a moment. Holy crap, what does this kid mean?
"That's the one. Think about it, a man and a woman alone together, and they're both interested in each other. The woman is drunk, and you're taking her home, but you just send her straight to bed and she won't come back!" The police driver chuckled, his mind already conjuring up lewd images of Li Yang and Guan Ling rolling around in bed together.
"You son of a bitch! Your head is full of dog shit!" Lin Feng was furious and slapped him on the head. "You little brat, you've drunk a couple of ounces of cat pee and you don't know who you are anymore."
"Drive carefully!" Lin Feng shouted impatiently after finishing typing.
"Yes, sir!" The driver was utterly bewildered. "I was just joking, Captain. Why are you so agitated? Did I hit the nail on the head? Were they really doing *that*?"
At this moment, Lin Feng was also wondering to himself, would Li Yang and Guan Ling actually do *that*? His mind was filled with lewd thoughts, and he couldn't calm down.
The situation was much more interesting for Li Yang and Guan Ling, who were left behind. Without anyone else around, especially their superiors, Guan Ling no longer needed to pretend and revealed his true colors. He slapped Li Yang on the shoulder, swaying unsteadily, and with a drunken, slanted glance, said, "Hey Li, no matter what your relationship is with our captain, let me tell you, I'll be watching you closely, always. Don't give me any leverage, or I'll definitely arrest you!"
Damn, your captain and I are brothers, and your bureau chief is related. You're arresting me? That makes for a good relationship. The best thing would be to drag me into your bedroom, where we can be completely honest with each other, have a proper sexual encounter, um, a little exchange and adjustment!
"Oh, you really want to arrest me that badly?" Li Yang lifted her by the shoulder and strolled leisurely down the street, not in a hurry to take a taxi to send her back.
"Hmph! You've never been a good person to begin with. I'm a cop, of course I have to keep an eye on you!" Guan Ling said with a loud burp. The stench made Li Yang dizzy, and he almost fell headfirst to the ground.
“Report to the government, I have a problem to report!” Li Yang said, staring at Guan Ling with a sinister look.
"Huh? What's the problem? Speak up!" Guan Ling pretended to push Li Yang away, rolling her eyes as she spoke. As soon as Li Yang let go of her, his legs went weak and he almost fell to the ground.
Li Yang quickly hugged her again. A woman's unique fragrance mixed with alcohol entered his nostrils, making his head buzz and almost causing him to get an erection.
"I once raped a woman!" Li Yang said shockingly. And he said it right in Guan Ling's ear.
Chapter 662: Li Yang, you bastard!
"What, what? Say it again?" Guan Ling was stunned for a moment, then became agitated, grabbed Li Yang by the collar, glared at him with wide eyes.
"I just raped a woman!" Li Yang repeated fearlessly, oblivious to the danger, and stared defiantly at Guan Ling.
"Just now?" Guan Ling was stunned again. Just now? Weren't they always together? If he had done something wrong, they should have known. Could it be that while he was in the restroom at the restaurant, he raped a female waitress? So quickly? Why didn't the waitress scream? Was she afraid of being embarrassed?
"Yes, just now!" Li Yang nodded, with an expression that suggested he was oblivious to the danger.
"Fine, you damned scoundrel! Beast! Animal! I'm going to arrest you!" Guan Ling suddenly became agitated, shaking Li Yang's clothes and reaching for the handcuffs at his waist.
"Wait! As the person involved, why don't you ask the woman for her opinion? What if she enjoys it? I felt like she was half-heartedly resisting! It can't be considered that I directly raped her!" Li Yang grabbed Guan Ling's arm and defended himself.
"You, you're shameless... There are women this despicable!" Guan Ling cursed angrily. In her mind, a woman who had suffered such humiliation should either commit suicide or die trying to bring the perpetrator to justice and make him suffer a terrible death!
"You don't know, you're still young and don't understand matters between men and women. It's perfectly normal for many women to be lonely or unhappy in their marriages. They may be married on the surface, but in reality, the men are just decorations. However, their own needs are not being met, so deep down they also crave someone to satisfy them. They are usually very proper and dare not show any interest, but once you take action and seduce them a little, they will immediately fall into your arms and become a resentful woman who excites any man, draining you dry... Of course, the premise is that you have to be very capable in that area..." Li Yang said to Guan Ling with a lecherous look in his eyes.
"Nonsense—I'm going to catch you, you scoundrel—" Guan Ling, as a virgin, was completely unable to understand Li Yang's nonsense. She instinctively felt that Li Yang was making things up to defend his hooligan behavior.
"Wait! I'll tell you who that woman is!" Li Yang slapped her outstretched hand away, the handcuffs clattering to the ground, and she nearly fell over. Li Yang quickly caught her, and Guan Ling swayed again, actually falling directly into Li Yang's arms, her large breasts pressing against him, making Li Yang's breathing quicken.
"You, you bastard, let me go..." Guan Ling was both ashamed and anxious. She pushed Li Yang away, shook her head vigorously, picked up the handcuffs, glared at Li Yang with a flushed face, and said, "Tell me quickly, who is that woman? I'm going to find her and bring you to justice!"
“That woman is both far away and right in front of us!” Li Yang said with a strange smile.
"You, you mean me?" Guan Ling was completely dumbfounded this time. The woman who was so far away was actually herself. So Li Yang had just raped her? How come she didn't feel anything? And it seemed that nothing beastly had happened at all? Guan Ling still couldn't help but pat herself down, looking for any injuries, wondering if she had drunk too much and lost her memory and senses.
But after touching myself thoroughly, I found that I hadn't been hurt at all; my whole body was fine. My eyes blinked, and my hands touched three sensitive areas, but I didn't feel any violation.
There was absolutely no pain! Guan Ling was drunk, and her actions and behaviors went beyond her usual range, bold and provocative, without her even realizing it; she just did whatever came to mind. But Li Yang was completely stunned. Imagine, a hot, beautiful policewoman touching herself in front of you, and touching such stimulating places at that—how would you feel? Li Yang, for one, couldn't help but get an erection.
"You, you explain yourself clearly!" Guan Ling was furious. She felt nothing on her body, so it definitely wasn't her. She immediately realized that Li Yang might have said that on purpose to divert attention and prevent her from holding him responsible!
"It's you. Didn't I just violate your will? You didn't want me to take you home, but I still insisted. Wasn't that violating your will?" Li Yang explained helplessly, spreading his hands.
"Huh? You...I'll kill you!" Guan Ling was stunned, completely unprepared for this outcome!
Her mind seemed to clear up as well, and she immediately remembered what had just happened. How utterly humiliating! Especially the thought that she had touched herself in those places right in front of Li Yang! Guan Ling felt an urge to kill someone!
She reached for the pistol at her waist, intending to shoot Li Yang dead. Instantly, quick-witted and agile, she cursed under her breath, "Damn, what a ruthless woman! It was just a joke, and you're going to kill him? Such a severe punishment doesn't exist in the laws of any country!"
He grabbed Guan Ling's hands and easily subdued her. No matter how much she struggled, she couldn't break free. Although her grappling and fighting skills were considerable, in Li Yang's hands, she was like a helpless child, too inexperienced. She was completely powerless to fight back.
With her hands restrained by Li Yang, Guan Ling struggled and twisted, but could not break free from his control. Enraged and humiliated, she rammed her head against him.
"Damn it!" Li Yang immediately twisted his head to avoid her rude behavior. With a jerk of his arm, Guan Ling cried out and her head swayed, freezing in place. She couldn't be hit anymore and was controlled by Li Yang like a puppet on a string.
"Li Yang... if you have the guts, kill me, or I'll make you pay today!" Guan Ling said through gritted teeth, her eyes blazing with fury, almost hot enough to fry an egg.
"I've got plenty of women who've had enough of me, I don't need another one like you! Behave yourself!" Li Yang was also getting angry. Damn it, it was just a joke, why are you acting like this, almost killing me!
"Go to hell!" Guan Ling screamed, delivering a fierce groin kick straight for Li Yang's crotch.
"Damn it! Don't you want a happy sex life in the future?" Li Yang was still unwilling to lose in words. While verbally gaining the upper hand, he easily squeezed Guan Ling's jade legs between his own.
"Little girl, trying to murder your husband?" Li Yang laughed smugly. Fighting? I've never been afraid!
"You, you let me go!" Guan Ling cried out in a low voice, filled with shame and anger. She dared not raise her voice. Their behavior on the street had already attracted the attention of many people. She had regained most of her senses and knew what she was doing. She was afraid that if she continued to argue, it would attract even more onlookers, and she would really want to find a crack in the ground to crawl into.
Chapter 663: My Legs Are So Tired