“It’s mine.” Li Yang glanced at him. Damn, so he had a cunning strategist after all. No wonder this guy with a brain worse than a dog’s got a brain.
"Alright, we suspect you did something shady in the room. We have hotel video evidence. You illegally engaged in inappropriate contact with a strange woman here, which is illegal. Come with us!" The deputy director was a master of framing and twisting the truth, immediately slapping a heavy label on Li Yang. As soon as he finished speaking, Liu Ziheng suddenly realized what was happening, nodding repeatedly, "Yes, yes, you guys, come and arrest him!"
"What a joke... You think you can just arrest someone like that? Even if I broke the law, you can't arrest me, let alone arrest me! Besides, where's the evidence you're talking about? I need to see the evidence. You can't just grab some street sweeper and say you suspect me of having ties with Bin Laden, then come with us and take me away. I won't accept that..." Li Yang was there to cause trouble, so of course he wouldn't submit.
"You..." A ruthless glint flashed across the deputy director's face. Damn it, there are still people in Shuangqiao District who dare to obstruct their law enforcement? However, today's mission has not gone smoothly, so I won't stoop to your level.
"manager……"
"Pfft—"
"It stinks!"
"Damn it, who farted?"
"I'm going to die, and it still smells like chives—"
The deputy director had just opened his mouth to call for the lobby manager when someone pressed down on his waist. He couldn't hold it in, and suddenly felt his stomach churning, followed by a loud fart. He was momentarily stunned, then furious enough to want to tear someone apart. Damn it, the chive dumplings for lunch…
"Shut up!" Liu Ziheng roared in fury at his men's disheveled state. But his words stunned everyone. "Chief, damn it, are you telling us to shut up, or are you telling the deputy chief to shut up?" Uh, the deputy chief should probably shut up his anus, right?
"Hahaha……"
Li Yang burst into laughter, oblivious to everyone around him, and tossed the jianbing guozi (Chinese crepe) he was holding onto the clean carpet. A large, greasy stain immediately appeared – damn it, this stuff can't be washed off!
"Sir, you dropped your things on the carpet. Damaging hotel property requires you to pay for it..." The lobby manager was so agitated, he practically cried as he approached. Otherwise, he'd have to pay for it himself—damn, this carpet is expensive!
"Really? There are quite a few spectators around here. Look, they're all watching. Should I shout out what happened here? I'm sure everyone would love to hear about my ordeal and experience it for themselves?" Li Yang said to the lobby manager with a smile.
"Uh... sir, this carpet has reached the end of its service life. I was planning to replace it anyway, it's alright, it's alright..." The lobby manager immediately deflated. He was terrified of losing this information, as it would severely damage the hotel's reputation. Damn it. This carpet was only installed less than a month ago! How stupid of me!
"You... stop talking nonsense and come with us!" The deputy director felt his authority had been completely shattered, utterly humiliated. Fortunately, his skin was toughened by experience; while he couldn't withstand a hydrogen bomb explosion, he could still handle an atomic bomb. He tossed his head, forgetting about the earlier incident with the smell of chives. Whether to shut up or shut up, damn it, arrest him first. Little did he know that the reason he couldn't help letting out a loud fart was because Li Yang had pressed on his lower back, hitting that crucial acupoint, and with a slight stimulation, the bloated gas from his internal organs surged forth!
"No way~ I need evidence~ Besides, I have important items in my room. Move aside, let me check..." Li Yang pushed past the police officer and rushed into his room, and the police officer couldn't stop him for a moment.
"Go and pull up the video," the deputy director ordered the lobby manager with a grim face. As long as they got the footage of the woman arriving at the door and Li Yang opening it to let her in, Li Yang wouldn't be able to shake off the illegal act of soliciting prostitution! Damn it, you think you can mess with me? You're still too green!
"Yes!" The lobby manager dared not disobey and immediately called the security guard on duty to inquire about the situation. A moment later, his forehead was covered in cold sweat, and he looked at the deputy director tremblingly, not daring to speak.
"Where's the video?" the deputy director asked, his eyes wide.
"Director... I... I..." In the blink of an eye, this person started stammering.
"Damn it, where's the video? I'm asking you!" The deputy director was furious. They were in a desperate situation, and you were just making things worse!
"The video is gone!" the manager said through gritted teeth.
"That's it?!" The deputy director almost jumped up. "What the hell is this lousy hotel like? Are you even going to keep it running? You didn't even install security cameras. I'll shut you down sooner or later!"
"Yes, the security guard on duty said it was working fine until tonight when it suddenly malfunctioned, and all I see is static..." The manager was on the verge of tears. "Brother, I didn't want it to malfunction either, but it just malfunctioned. It's not my fault!"
"It's all your mother's fault!" The deputy director exploded, kicking out with tremendous force, without hesitation, with practiced skill and clean precision. The lobby manager cried out, clutching his stomach and squatting on the ground to vomit.
Damn it, all that fuss and effort tonight was for this kid. Damn it, the first script was basically ruined. I didn't catch him in the act, and I even got swayed by this beautiful woman. I was supposed to get him, but you fucking messed up the camera! You're sabotaging me! You sabotage me, so I'll make you collapse! I'll raid this lousy hotel of yours every now and then, until you close down... Damn it~
Chapter 811: So handsome and charismatic!
Liu Ziheng, who had been calmly waiting for the strategist deputy director to resolve the situation, suddenly widened his eyes. Although his brain wasn't much better than a dog's, he could still understand a lot of what had happened, one thing after another. He immediately grasped the general idea of what was going on and was so angry he almost wet himself.
He raised his leg and kicked out cleanly and decisively, without hesitation, with great force and practiced ease, landing a solid kick on the deputy director's sow-like buttocks. "You son of a bitch, were you raised on shit? You can't even handle this little thing, do you still want to be the deputy director?"
"I'm sorry, Liu Da, it's all this bastard's fault for losing the video. Otherwise, we would definitely have been arrested by him..." The deputy director didn't move an inch as he took the kick, and he had a servile look on his face as if he was enjoying himself. He served Liu Ziheng in a humble and obsequious manner.
"Damn~ I'm leaving things here to you. I'm a little sleepy, I'm going back to get some sleep. I'll be waiting for your good news~" Liu Ziheng yawned, feeling it was time to retreat. He was probably going to embarrass himself next, so it was better to leave as soon as possible.
We need flowers and applause, we need achievements and political accomplishments, but damn it, we don't need responsibility and shame!
"Yes, yes, Mr. Liu, may you rest in peace..." The crowd respectfully saw him off!
Liu Ziheng swaggered away, his round, bloated belly bulging. Damn it, if I get a few more credits and achievements, I'll have a chance to be promoted to deputy director of the Shuangqiao Public Security Bureau. My uncle said so, damn it, I can't afford any problems!
"Chief Du, what should we do?" Liu Ziheng left, and the officers breathed a sigh of relief. With this plague gone, things would be much easier. Liu had given up and left them to clean up the mess; that was the rule, and they all understood it. So they looked at the chief steward, Deputy Chief Du Wenze, waiting for his brilliant plan.
Chapman To was still feeling down and annoyed. Damn it! That kick in the butt hurt so much! He was thinking about sneaking away. There weren't any outsiders around, no reason to arrest him, so running away wasn't a problem, was it?
"Ah—my Baoyu!" A sudden scream from Li Yang echoed through the room. Du Wenze and the others jumped in fright, almost falling to the ground. "Damn it, are you calling for your soul? Your Baoyu! Why not your Daiyu or your Baochai? Those are so delicate and beautiful! Do you have Xue Pan's tastes, enjoying gay relationships with men?"
Du Wenze suddenly realized something was wrong. Damn it, he couldn't catch the fox and ended up in a mess. He didn't manage to frame anyone, but he became the one who was framed. He had to get out of there! He crouched down and ran away.
"Hey—none of you are allowed to leave! I'm going to search you!" Li Yang appeared at the door of the room, looking excited and glaring at everyone. He was holding an exquisite but empty box in his hand. The box was covered with a fine and expensive yellow cloth, and there was a shallow groove in the middle of the bottom, which was probably where the so-called jade or something was placed.
What? A body search? A body search of a police officer? Are you out of your mind? Only police officers search other people's bodies, no one dares to search a police officer, understand? Chapman To said with a forced smile, "Sir, are you mistaken? Who knows where your jade is? Don't cause us trouble, okay? Look carefully, we are the People's Police, here to protect the lives and property of the people, not thieves!"
"Using your position for personal gain, settling scores, being rich but heartless, and failing to act—these are all things you so-called public servants do! I don't trust you. I'm going to report you to the police, I'm going to apply for a search warrant. Every single one of you here who dared to break into my room is breaking the law. I went out to buy a pancake, and this is how you treat me? Look, my pancake is still warm, but my precious jade is gone! None of you can leave!" Li Yang's eyes were red, extremely agitated, pointing angrily at the crowd, like a hot-headed young man who had just entered society and was driven to extremes, showing no sign of backing down or giving in.
"You, let me tell you, based on what you just said, we can arrest you and sue you for defamation~ Do you understand?" Although Chapman To has done similar things many times, you can't say it out loud, right?
"Slander? Slander is because I fabricated facts, but what are the real facts? If you really stole my jade, wouldn't that be slander?" Li Yang persisted, thinking, "Damn it, you dare to frame and slander me? Let's see how I turn the tables on you, so you won't get the fox meat and will end up with a mess of filth, disgusting you to death."
"Damn it! Are you looking for trouble?" Chapman To was furious. Damn, who argues with the police like this? Who the hell is this? Whose territory is this?
“I didn’t. My jade is missing. Can I report it to the police now? I can provide details of the case. All of you here are suspects. You should recuse yourselves and not accept my report…” Li Yang said righteously and resolutely.
Chapman To was immediately somewhat helpless. He hadn't expected to run into a master; he'd been playing with eagles all day, and today he'd been pecked in the eye by one. What a defeat, a complete failure!
"What are you all looking at? Can't you see the police handling a case?!" Chapman To glanced around and saw that there were many guests peeking and looking around, so he took it out on them.
Bang bang bang... The doors slammed shut, and they all disappeared in a flash. Everyone knew that the guy in the tiger skin was not to be trifled with. The young, handsome men and beautiful women secretly admired Li Yang's courage. The older ones shook their heads and sighed, "What a fine young man, just too young, too stubborn. This society isn't for you."