"What the hell are you doing to me? I like it!" Lei Xin snorted coldly, dismissing Tie Dan's words and ignoring them.
Li Yang glanced at the two of them and sighed inwardly. He understood Lei Xin's predicament. As the saying goes, serving a ruler is like serving a tiger. With the rise in his status and age, and the expansion of the Bagua Sect's foundation, it was inevitable that various internal problems would erupt. That's how organizations in China are; once they become too big, internal strife will inevitably lead to various political problems.
"Alright, stop talking. We're all brothers, so let's treat each other with sincerity and loyalty. Everyone has their own way of speaking and dealing with the world. Don't impose your will on others. You've both remembered what I just said, right?" Li Yang waved his hand to stop the two.
"We've memorized them all," they both replied simultaneously.
"Alright, then get back to work. We've done what we were supposed to do. Now it's just a matter of watching how they perform. All we need to do is buy some melon seeds, eat them, and watch the show! Understand?" Li Yang said with a smile.
"Understood~" the two replied happily.
"Okay. Go ahead and get busy," Li Yang said, waving his hand.
"Goodbye, boss~" The two turned and walked out of the hotel. Li Yang watched them leave, then wandered around the room for a while before also coming out. He stretched comfortably, then bought a three-yuan bag of sunflower seeds from a roadside supermarket. He munched on them like a woman obsessed with snacks, the shells flying everywhere as he strolled along. He headed straight for the area where the snake-like stalls and chicken-head stalls intersected most densely.
He was dressed in worn-out casual clothes: jeans with holes, worn and faded at the back, frayed and torn at the hem, and a wrinkled, yellowish white shirt that smelled strange. Li Yang had forgotten how long it had been since he had showered and changed clothes; it seemed like he hadn't changed clothes or showered since taking a shower in Wang Xia's hotel room.
He looks like a typical stay-at-home bachelor.
"Hey you, stop right there! I told you to stop!" A fierce shout came from behind, and light footsteps quickly caught up, heading straight for Li Yang.
Li Yang frowned slightly, spat out another sunflower seed shell, stopped, and looked back. A woman of medium height, about 1.6 meters tall, thin, around fifty years old, with messy hair piled haphazardly on her back, a fierce expression, thin lips, and a faded red armband on her arm, walked briskly towards Li Yang.
"Auntie, are you calling me?" Li Yang cracked open another sunflower seed, and without any consideration for the woman, blew away another shell in front of her, chewing it with great relish.
"Nonsense, who else should I call if not you? Fifty yuan fine!" The middle-aged woman looked fierce, and without saying a word, she stretched out her thin, withered right hand, almost reaching into Li Yang's pocket.
"Fifty yuan fine? Why?" Li Yang continued to crack sunflower seeds, munching away happily, showing no respect for the elderly or care for the young. He ignored the old lady's disgust and contempt and continued to do as he pleased!
"Why? You're obviously a scoundrel with no sense of public morality, littering everywhere, ruining the city's appearance, and wasting our hard work. A fine of fifty is too lenient!" The old lady suddenly became agitated, her outstretched hand turning into a chicken claw, almost scratching Li Yang's face, wanting to give him a painful lesson so he would remember it.
"Oh, is that so? Can I pick up all these sunflower seed shells? Please don't fine me fifty. Look at me, I'm just a poor kid, destitute, I'm practically begging for food on the ground. I really don't have fifty." Li Yang suddenly stretched out his hands with a pained and helpless expression, his eyes full of pleading and resentment.
Chapter 857: Unreasonable
"No, fifty-one points is the minimum. We'll clean up these sunflower seed shells ourselves, you don't need to lift a finger!" The woman's triangular eyes suddenly flashed, shooting out two fierce beams of light that struck Li Yang's face like two sharp swords, ruthless and unyielding.
"Auntie, you can do it yourself. Feel around and see if I have fifty yuan or not." Li Yang stretched out his arms, looking at the old woman with an innocent and helpless expression. He was careful as he stretched out his arms, afraid that even a single sunflower seed from the large bag in his hand would fall out. A typical poor man.
"Fine! I don't believe you don't even have fifty yuan. Let me tell you, I've met plenty of people like you. You think you can fool me? No way. Let me tell you, if you don't have money, take off your clothes and let's see if you have any!" The old woman was indeed vicious, spreading her arms and grabbing at Li Yang's waist and abdomen like sharp claws.
Li Yang frowned slightly, a strange light flashing in his eyes as he stared at the guard woman, his body remaining motionless as she grabbed him.
The old lady was indeed a model of an old lady. She grabbed Li Yang's chest with her hands like chicken claws and started scratching him. Her movements were sharp and concise. In the blink of an eye, Li Yang's pockets were completely empty. Sure enough, there were only a few crumpled bills. The largest one was really less than fifty yuan.
"Auntie, did I say something wrong? Really not? I'm sorry, I hurt your feelings~" Li Yang quickly comforted the auntie, seeing her pained expression as if her mother had died.
"You, you poor boy, you dare to wander around the streets without any money? Aren't you ashamed?" The old woman angrily pointed at Li Yang's nose and cursed.
"No, you have to come with me. You have to go in. I don't believe you don't have any family. Fifty yuan, not a penny less!" The woman said, grabbing Li Yang's arm again.
This time, Li Yang didn't let her succeed so easily. He moved to the side and easily dodged the old woman's grab. The old woman was stunned, her eyes widened, and her arm suddenly trembled, whipping towards Li Yang's waist and ribs like a whip. At the same time, she kicked Li Yang's ankle and knee joints. This move was an extremely fierce killing move.
"As expected, there was a trap~" Li Yang sneered, still munching on sunflower seeds, blowing out a pile of shells. With a few leaps, his Bagua Step had already reached its peak state, easily dodging her fatal move. His waist and ribs twisted unusually a few times, as if they had no bones, and he dodged the attack so strangely.
The middle-aged woman's face turned ashen, thinking to herself, "I've disregarded my status and pretended to be crazy, acting like a shameless old lady, refusing to let go of the fifty yuan, all to lower Li Yang's guard so I can launch a sneak attack and succeed. I never expected this kid to be even more cunning than me, not only not carrying any money, but also seeing right through my intentions."
"Hmph~ You've got some skill after all!" The woman took a step back, ripped off her wig, wiped away a layer of mud and ash, and then began to take off her clothes.
Li Yang was dumbfounded. What the hell was this guy trying to do? If he couldn't beat him, he'd take off his clothes? That's so indecent! You're a woman, okay? Have some self-respect and dignity! Besides, you're already so old…
Uh... not taking off clothes
Ah. The middle-aged woman took off her outer costume, revealing a stunningly beautiful body. Although not very tall, she was curvaceous. Her face, now free of grime, revealed her natural beauty, making her a graceful and elegant lady. Her exact age was hard to guess, but she was definitely not young, though not over forty. In any case, she was somewhere in her thirties. If it weren't for her overly sharp eyes, her fiery and alluring aura would make her a heartthrob for young men.
"Who, who are you?" Li Yang was momentarily dazed. "Damn, is she going to use a honey trap? How did you know that my brother is always the most susceptible to honey traps?"
"Who am I? You'll find out when I beat you to a pulp!" The woman's voice had changed, becoming much softer and more mellow, far more pleasant than the sharp, harsh voice of the older woman earlier. However, her tone was still filled with murderous intent, making her unapproachable.
"Wow, this woman's pretty tough." Li Yang smiled and waited for her to attack. After all, her martial arts skills were clearly at the Grandmaster level, far superior to those mediocre Shura's. She was at least a well-established figure. She was so well-preserved that Li Yang was actually a little reluctant to strike; breaking her skin would make it feel much worse. Besides, Grandmasters usually have bad tempers, especially if they're easily fooled in a single exchange.
They were all proud and invincible, with few rivals, so they naturally couldn't accept being defeated suddenly.
This time, he no longer hid anything, but his main attack was not with his hands, but with his feet. He deeply understood the essence of Northern boxing, that hands are like two doors and that one must rely on the feet to fight. However, his style also had a strange flavor, containing the characteristics of Northern boxing, but with some of his own unique elements.
After looking at it for a while, Li Yang finally figured out the problem and couldn't help but chuckle and say, "Is this lady Korean?"
With such high martial arts skills, such a young age, and attacking him innocently, could it be that she had something to do with Nan Xiangmei? Never mind, capture her first. Li Yang dodged her attack again, easily scooped up a small foot, smooth to the touch, barely a handful—a beautiful lotus foot.
"You scoundrel!" the woman roared. Feet are often considered a woman's most private part, second only to her chest and the area between her legs. Men with whom she has a special relationship are not allowed to touch them. Li Yang, without thinking, grabbed her small foot and even gave it a couple of playful rubs. The woman was furious. Ignoring the situation, she launched another powerful kick, aiming straight for Li Yang's temple. However, in her rage, she had lost her composure. She hadn't considered that with her strength, she could have easily taken her foot back. This time, not only did she fail to get it back, but she was also restrained.
The kick came again, aimed straight for Li Yang's temple. Without saying a word, Li Yang grabbed the little foot once more and chuckled, "Want to throw yourself into my arms?"
With a sudden upward pull, the woman was pressed head-to-toe against Li Yang. "Ah!" the woman exclaimed, never having felt so embarrassed, especially in such an awkward position. Not particularly tall to begin with, her hot body was pressed tightly against Li Yang's, and a masculine scent filled her nostrils, making her head spin. Having avoided men for decades due to martial arts training, she was momentarily at a loss for what to do. She opened her mouth to breathe, and a faint, fishy smell filled her nostrils. Her eyes narrowed, her face flushed red, and her head buzzed as she almost fainted. It turned out her mouth was directly facing a very indecent area of Li Yang's body. She immediately realized her position—wasn't that also facing Li Yang's face and eyes?
"Oh no... I'm going to die!" the woman screamed and struggled frantically, losing all reason.
Li Yang hadn't thought much of it at first; he just wanted to control her. But after this contact, things turned out this way. He looked down at a certain part of the woman's body, his eyes fixed on her, and felt two full mounds on her lower abdomen. A surge of lust erupted, and his erection began to sway. Just then, the woman exclaimed and exhaled a breath of hot air, adding fuel to the fire. Li Yang shuddered and cursed under his breath, "Damn it, isn't this playing with fire?"
Instinctively, his body thrust forward, just as the woman was struggling and screaming. He was suddenly thrust into a warm and gentle cavity. Li Yang's whole body trembled, his cerebral cortex quivered, and a wave of pleasure washed over him. At the same time, he suddenly felt a jolt in his heart, thought to himself, "This is bad," and abruptly shook off the woman.
With a crisp "crack," the woman's teeth clicked as she bit into something hollow. Li Yang broke out in a cold sweat. Damn it, luckily he managed to throw it away in time; a second later and his lifetime of happiness would have been over.
The woman was suddenly thrown out by Li Yang. She tumbled in the air and landed steadily, but her expression was extremely disheveled. Her eyes were spitting fire, and she looked as if she wanted to rush up and bite Li Yang to death.
"It was a mistake, a mistake, I didn't mean to~" Li Yang hurriedly waved his hands and explained awkwardly. If he angered this woman and caused some inexplicable misunderstanding, he probably wouldn't be able to face Nan Xiangmei. After all, she was a friend.
"Not intentional? If I cut off your head and then apologized to your corpse, would that be the end of it?" The woman was instantly enraged and flew into a rage.