"Who is your master? He's so powerful!" Li Yang genuinely didn't know who the leader of Kunlun was, nor did he know anything about the leaders and disciples of the various Daoist sects. He had no intention of getting involved in their messy affairs, much less consider himself a cultivator; he was a university student and still had to go back to university.
"You don't know who my master is?" Fei Hua's jaw nearly dropped in astonishment. What a self-taught bumpkin! He doesn't even know the renowned Kunlun Sect Master, Tian Yuanzi, and still thinks he's a cultivator? He might as well be dead!
"Is your master very famous? I don't know what's so surprising about that~" Li Yang said dismissively.
Fei Hua was furious and glared at Li Yang, saying, "How dare you slander my master?"
"Did I? I just didn't know, so what? I'm just a mortal, aren't I? Isn't it normal for us not to know about things among cultivators?" Although Li Yang's true form was no match for the girl, if they really fought, he could still quickly destroy the evidence and then rape and kill her.
Shu Yi felt a bitter taste in his mouth. He couldn't afford to offend either Li Yang or Fei Hua. Li Yang's question was an attempt to drag him into the mess. He didn't know whether to speak or not, and his face looked as pale as if he were constipated.
"Speak up! Why aren't you saying anything?! If you don't speak, I'll stab you to death!" Fei Hua glared at Shu Yi, the immense pressure bearing down on him. Shu Yi slumped back into his seat once more. He inwardly wailed, "Director Zhou, why aren't you out yet? Are you constipated? Or have you fallen into a pit? I'm being tortured to death! Hurry up and come save me! This is the trouble you caused! Why did you have to bring these two troublemakers into our department?"
"So this is the disciple of the Death Gate Sect, all he knows is to act cheap and scare people, threatening to kill them at the drop of a hat. Truly the style of a master!" Li Yang mocked.
"What did you say? Dare to say it again?" Fei Hua's eyebrows shot up, and her flying sword flashed and stopped on Li Yang's nose, ready to split his head open at any moment.
"You think I'll just say whatever you want me to say? Do you think I'm your yes-man? Tch~ You've been acting tough as soon as you got here, you're so arrogant~" Li Yang remained unmoved, fearless, and unyielding.
"You, you're going to drive me crazy! Believe me or not, I'll really stab you to death with this sword!" Fei Hua's eyes reddened with anger, and her whole body trembled. But she didn't dare to actually stab him.
Li Yang's eyes lingered on her chest for a moment. "Damn, that's quite a size! What kind of magic potion did she take to be so vigorous?" He licked his lips and chuckled, "To die beneath a peony flower, even as a ghost, is still romantic~"
Feihua blushed slightly. Although Li Yang was teasing her, she couldn't help but feel secretly pleased. After all, the peony was the king of flowers, noble and elegant, the highest praise for a girl. She had no reason not to be happy.
"Hmph~ Watch your words in the future. Considering you don't have a master and are a self-taught practitioner, I'll spare your life for now and won't hold it against you!" Fei Hua wrinkled her cute nose and put away her flying sword.
Li Yang breathed a sigh of relief. Damn, if this woman had really stabbed him, Li Yang would have had to fight to the death.
"Thank you for understanding. We are just ordinary folks, naturally we can't compare to you prestigious sects. We wouldn't dare to presume to be your equals~" Now that he was out of danger, Li Yang started being cheeky again.
"Can you speak less barbed and be more pleasant to hear?" Fei Hua frowned.
"Alright then, I'll talk to you properly. What's your mother's surname?" Li Yang asked in a serious tone.
Shu Yi had just breathed a sigh of relief and wiped the cold sweat from her forehead when she heard Li Yang's question. Her eyes widened instantly, almost popping out of their sockets. "Holy crap, Li Yang, you're too aggressive! You greet her mother the moment you meet her. Your taste is too heavy. You're interested in a woman this old?"
Feihua's eyes widened instantly, a look of shame and anger slowly emerging. Her chest heaved, her large breasts almost bursting out of her clothes, and her eyes burned like two giant fireballs.
Seeing that she was about to forget her anger, Li Yang hurriedly apologized, "I'm sorry, I asked the wrong question in my haste. What I meant to ask is your surname and name? We've known each other for a long time, but you know my name while I don't know yours. That's so unfair!"
Feihua was so enraged that she was almost losing her mind. She was desperately trying to kill Li Yang with her sword, but when she heard Li Yang's apology, she didn't know where to vent her anger. He had already apologized, so it would be very rude of her to make a move.
However, the anger was hard to quell. After staring at Li Yang for a moment, he slammed his palm against the wall. With a loud bang, a large hole was punched in the wall, and dust filled the air. Not a single brick or cement fragment could be found; the wall had completely turned to dust.
Feihua, panting slightly, snorted, "If you dare to provoke me with your words again, this is a perfect example!"
Shu Yi was so shocked his jaw almost dropped to the ground. He might be able to deliver a similar blow, but he would be completely exhausted afterward. It would never be as effortless as Fei Hua's, and it certainly wouldn't be enough to turn bricks and cement to dust with a single strike. The difference was like night and day.
Li Yang was speechless. Who are you trying to scare? You can stump me, but you can't? I think you're trying to intimidate Shu Yi, aren't you? Trying to establish your authority in the National Security Bureau? This little girl knows quite a bit~ But what's your mother's surname? I still don't know your name.
"Remember, my name is Feihua. Feihua is like a free-flying flower, light as a dream, or an endless drizzle, fine as sorrow." Feihua glared at Li Yang again and announced her name.
"Hmm, indeed a good name~" Li Yang nodded in admiration.
But Shu Yi's jaw dropped to the ground again, and he stared blankly at the void, shouting, "Director Zhou?"
Chapter 886: I love you, do you love me?
Upon hearing this, Li Yang and Fei Hu hurriedly looked over, only to find that behind the hole was the bathroom of this room. There was a large hole in the wall, and everything inside the bathroom was clearly visible. They saw Director Zhou squatting on the toilet with his pants hanging on his ankles, looking as ridiculous as could be.
"Hahaha... Director Zhou, you're really something else! Aren't you afraid that you'll use too much force when you fart and break the toilet, or scratch your butt while squatting on it?" Li Yang pointed at Zhou Tong and laughed loudly.
Feihua blushed slightly, quickly turned around, spat, and couldn't help but burst into laughter. Her body trembled with ecstasy, her beauty beyond compare. Li Yang's appetite surged, thinking to himself, "This girl is indeed exceptionally beautiful. No wonder she's a cultivator; she's extraordinary. She'll be a fairy after she ascends to heaven, won't she? Damn, if I could sleep with a fairy, my life would be truly worthwhile!"
Shu Yi was holding back his laughter, his face turning red, but he dared not laugh. Li Yang and Fei Hua could laugh loudly regardless of Director Zhou's status and position because of their special status; Director Zhou couldn't do anything to them. But he couldn't. If he dared to laugh, Zhou Tong would definitely vent his anger on him.
Shu Yi's eyes darted around, and he leaped up, rushing to the front of the cave entrance, blocking it with his body. He shouted, "Director Zhou, you, you hurry up!"
Zhou Ju's frustration was palpable. "What the hell is going on with you guys?" Zhou Tong pulled up his pants and stormed out of the bathroom, roaring at everyone with a flushed face.
"It's none of my business," Li Yang said innocently, raising his hands. Shu Yi also quickly shook his head and waved his hands, indicating that it had nothing to do with him either.
"It's you?" Zhou Tong frowned at Fei Hua. Fei Hua glared at Li Yang before readily admitting, "It's me, so what?"
"You, deduct your salary for this month to compensate the hotel for its losses. Damn it, not only do I have to compensate them, but I also have to rack my brains to come up with a reason to explain how this hole came about! You two are truly my ancestors, your ability to cause trouble is truly extraordinary!" Zhou Tong painfully tugged at his hair, glaring at the two men with intense resentment. This was completely out of character for the usually calm Zhou Tong, showing how utterly distraught and agitated he was this time. Anyone attacked like this would become incoherent and utterly lose their composure.
"Director Zhou, why don't you just say the hole was poked in?" Li Yang said mischievously, pointing to the hole in the wall.
"You..." Director Zhou was speechless. Shu Yi was also covered in cold sweat.
"Li Yang, what are you saying?" Fei Hua glared angrily at Li Yang.
"He didn't say anything. Director Zhou, you still haven't explained to me what's going on here? Is this guy the one who just joined our National Security Bureau?" Li Yang pointed at Fei Hua and said to Zhou Tong.
Zhou Tong rolled his eyes, feeling utterly frustrated. He began to deeply regret bringing Li Yang to the National Security Bureau. He had originally wanted to recruit a cultivator to strengthen the Bureau's capabilities. Instead, he'd brought in a perfect candidate, only to end up with a money-loser, causing him a real headache and a headache!
One is just right, but two will cause trouble. Is this a case of "two tigers cannot share one mountain" or "two boars cannot be kept in one pen"?
"That's right, she's the second new member of our National Security Bureau after you. Her name is Feihua, and she's from a prestigious family in Kunlun. You should get to know her." Zhou Tong pointed to Feihua and introduced her to Li Yang.
“We’ve already introduced it,” Li Yang chuckled.
“Yes,” Fei Hua said.
"Damn, now that you all know each other, I won't waste any more words. Are you all ready?" Zhou Tong said, his expression suddenly turning serious.
"I'm a global roaming 24/7 standby~" Li Yang chuckled.