Je suis née beauté, et je suis suprême

Chapitre 84

The little guy lowered his head and led me to the Tibetan medicine shop without saying a word.

"Wait! This is the imperial palace, and entry and exit are prohibited."

"Forbidden my foot! Get out of the way! The Emperor sent me."

"Please show me the written order."

I took out the jade token and gave it to him. He knelt down and said, "May Your Majesty be well!"

What are you shouting for? He can't hear you anyway.

"Open the door quickly."

"Yes, sir, I'll open the door right away."

Finally, we're in. It wasn't easy! The moment the pharmacy doors opened, the rich, aged aroma of herbs filled the air, soothing our senses. Rows upon rows of exquisite tributes from various countries were displayed, and the Dongqing collection was overflowing with rare and precious herbs from around the world.

A little eunuch followed me behind, carrying a small notebook.

I looked at him and said, "Why are you following me?"

The young eunuch bowed and said, "Everything entering and leaving the Tibetan medicine hall must be registered."

Register! "You surely know where the fairy flower is."

The young eunuch gave me a strange look, then lowered his head and said, "Upstairs."

"Help me take it off."

"yes."

I took the celestial flower to the old man, but how do you eat this stuff?! It looks like a potato and yet it dares to call itself a flower! What a fraud!

As usual, I stepped into the haunted house. There were a few more spider webs, a few more rats, a foot thicker layer of dust, and an extra rice bowl thrown out.

"Old man, come out! Your great disciple has come to see you!" The echo lingered in my ears, but no one came out.

"Come out here, I've brought something good." Still, no one paid any attention to me.

A moment later, the rickety, dilapidated hanging basket floated in front of me. I picked it up unnecessarily. It read: The Story of Eunuchs. What's next?

"There's nothing below, hurry up and come out."

A pungent, putrid stench wafted over: "You could have guessed that? You're no good kid!"

I kept two feet away from him: "Don't suddenly appear like that again, are you trying to scare me to death!"

"You're still alive and well."

I placed the hyacinth flower in front of him: "How do you eat this?"

The old man's eyes lit up as he looked at what I gave him, praising it endlessly.

He looked like a country bumpkin in the city: "You're really useless. I've worked at a Tibetan medicine shop and I'm not like you."

"What! You've entered the Tibetan medicine hall!" The old man immediately put down the potato he was holding and stared at me intently.

"Yes, otherwise how would I get you the fairy flower?"

Upon hearing this, the old man rolled around on the ground and said, "My silly apprentice! You've entered the Tibetan medicine hall, why are you still carrying this broken Time Immortal Flower? Why didn't you steal the Ancient Fan?"

Looking at him, I finally realized who I had learned my flaws from: "You didn't say."

"Fool, the Ancient Fan Fallen only comes back to life once every hundred years."

"You should have said so earlier! I could have gotten it for you tomorrow."

"Will the Emperor allow you to enter tomorrow?"

I proudly displayed my spoils to him: "Qianqing gave this to me. With it, I can go in whenever I want."

The old man suddenly straightened up: "You took the Shi Xian Flower yourself?"

"Yes." What's wrong? Isn't that right? I'll be self-sufficient, as Chairman Mao said!

"You're doomed."

"It's not that exaggerated."

"You stole from the national treasury, which is not an exaggeration."

"What can I do? I've already taken it!" I can't exactly return it, can I? That would be so embarrassing. "Go ahead and take it." I'm not going to embarrass myself.

The old man paced anxiously, saying, "The Emperor will definitely send people to chase after us. Just throw it on the ground and say you didn't take it."

"Are you kidding? So many people are watching, do you think they're blind!" Before he caught up, she let Lu Susu eat it first. "Tell me quickly, is this stir-fried or deep-fried?"

"cook."

"Are we just going to eat it after cooking? Are there any precautions I should take?" The old man threw the potatoes at me like they were a plague-ridden animal: "Have you forgotten everything I taught you?!"

"Yeah, with you here, why would I need to learn from him!" Besides, I was thinking about whether I could go back if I got stuck.

"Wait, I'll prepare another dose of medicine for you."

"hurry up."

"I know, you damned devil. If the emperor ever confiscates your property, don't ever say I'm your master."