"Um……"
...
"Is it comfortable?"
"pain……"
"Don't you feel comfortable?"
"Um."
"Cough cough, it was my first time, so it was a bit fast, I understand..." Xu Zhengyang was embarrassed, and continued to nuzzle the weak and pitiful Bingjie girl, muttering and groaning like a hungry and greedy pig that had crawled into a vegetable garden and was gnawing on fresh cabbages.
"Hey, what are you doing?"
"Again..."
"Ouch, no, it hurts!"
"The book says...it won't hurt for a while."
"oh."
"Um……"
"ah……"
"Huffing and puffing..."
...
"ah--!"
"Ugh—!"
"Feeling better now..."
"……Um."
"Would you like to come again?"
"Hate……"
...
As the surging waves recede, even the deepest parts of the seabed fall into a soothing tranquility.
The wind and waves are calm.
The soft, dim pink light cast a hazy glow. On the bed, under the plush blanket, Li Bingjie curled up, nestled in Xu Zhengyang's arms like a little bird. Her beautiful face, as delicate as a blooming flower, was adorned with a blissful weariness. Xu Zhengyang held Li Bingjie, who was fast asleep, sweetly exhausted, and felt an immense sense of happiness... Being human is definitely better than being a god!
Suddenly, Xu Zhengyang, who was immersed in happiness and contentment, opened his eyes abruptly. A chill ran down his spine, instantly igniting anger in his heart and fueling his rage! His consciousness left his body in an instant, piercing through the roof and reaching the clouds.
Just now, he received a reminder from Cheng Juan.
High in the clear, star-studded night sky, Xu Zhengyang, dressed in a light blue official robe with gold trim and black boots, held a jade scroll high in his right hand and cursed, "Which son of a bitch stipulated that immortals are not allowed to marry mortals? I curse their ancestors for eight generations! Come on! Come on—!"
laugh……
A bolt of lightning, as thick as a bucket and bright and dazzling, shot straight down from the night sky with tremendous force.
The city scroll instantly burst forth with an extremely dazzling golden light, managing to withstand the incomparably powerful lightning tribulation!
At that moment, the Imperial Censor Xu Zhengyang, who held aloft the city scroll, had a body that turned bright red as if it were on fire.
White lightning, golden orbs of light, and a fiery red divine body.
They complement each other perfectly!
It illuminated the entire night sky.
Volume 5, Spirit Official, Chapter 266: Raising a Tiger to Cause Trouble
The UFO sighting occurred in Cixian County, directly south of Fuhe City, Hedong Province, and quickly spread across the internet and news media.
Yes, many witnesses spotted this strange ball of red, yellow and white light that night.
According to experts, its brightness was comparable to the explosion of an anti-aircraft missile striking a heavy fighter jet in mid-air. Strangely, however, the light appeared without any sound. Witnesses captured some blurry footage on their mobile phones, and experts later determined that the light likely appeared at an altitude of over 10,000 meters.
The orb of light lasted for three minutes and fifty-four seconds.
Its volume cannot be calculated at the moment, but if it is calculated as a sphere, its core diameter should be between 15 and 30 meters.
What is little known is that after the strange ball of light appeared that night, ground crew at an air force base located in the mountainous region bordering Hexi Province and Fuhe City in Hedong Province spotted the enormous ball of light in the sky and immediately reported it. Radar was then activated to search for it, and initial monitoring indicated that it was a huge ball of light and flame produced by a massive explosion. However, because the ball of light remained condensed and moved slowly, air traffic control suspected that it might be an alien aircraft.
The air force base immediately went on high alert. The deputy regimental commander and squadron leader took off in two of the latest fighter jets, entered high altitude to intercept, and were prepared to shoot down the enemy.
However, after the fighter jets entered high altitude, the target suddenly disappeared.
This news immediately caused panic among the people of Fuhe City and the surrounding areas. Was outer space going to attack us? Or was a small star hitting the Earth? Amidst the confusion, fear, and science fiction, few people associated it with the existence of God.
This incident has attracted attention from all sides, not to mention.
The most tragic couple must be Xu Zhengyang and Li Bingjie, the newlyweds.
The day after his wedding, Xu Zhengyang slept soundly until dawn. Despite Li Bingjie's repeated calls, he finally got up lazily. Surprisingly, his face wasn't pale, but rather an unhealthy sallow yellow, with sunken eyes and noticeable bluish dark circles, as if he were overworked. And that wasn't all; he seemed unsteady on his feet, walking with a light and weak gait.
So a few of his buddies joked with Xu Zhengyang in private, "Is it really that bad? This whole night has been a mess... well, you're all pale and have a long neck, you're practically walking with your hands on the wall."
As elders, Xu Neng and his wife naturally couldn't say anything, but they showed their concern clearly. They even bought radishes, ginger, and pork bones to nourish their son.
Xu Zhengyang felt helpless about this, but he couldn't explain anything, so he could only awkwardly laugh and acquiesce.
Although inexperienced and naive, Li Bingjie could easily glean clues from the subtle smiles on others' faces. Thinking back to Xu Zhengyang's relentless and impatient behavior that night, Li Bingjie felt incredibly wronged. That jerk, how could he be so unrestrained…
Of course, this incident inevitably attracted the attention of relevant departments, and all parties began post-incident research, investigation and analysis.
Li Ruiyu called again the following evening.
However, Xu Zhengyang was feeling weak and listless at the time, so when he received Li Ruiyu's call, he just lazily said, "Don't bother investigating, I know what I'm doing."
Isn't that exactly what Li Ruiyu wanted to hear from Xu Zhengyang?
Therefore, Li Ruiyu stopped asking questions, understanding that this incident was not something that could endanger national security. As a high-ranking military officer, he decided to leave it alone. At the same time, Li Ruiyu also instructed his subordinates not to pay too much attention to the investigation, thinking to save their energy; no matter how much manpower, financial resources, and materials were spent, they wouldn't get any results.
Of course, Li Ruiyu couldn't explicitly say that the investigation should stop, otherwise it would inevitably arouse suspicion from others.
The night after the incident, Xu Zhengyang, who had been so eager to have sex with Li Bingjie, was no longer able to do so.
Tragic...
Fortunately, Li Bingjie, with her pure heart, seemed to have no interest in matters of the heart. If you want it, then come on, let's all have fun. If you don't want it, well, Li Bingjie would never dare to bring it up herself. Moreover, Xu Zhengyang seriously doubted whether Li Bingjie had ever even considered doing something before going to bed that night… “What?”
Holding Li Bingjie as they lay on the soft blanket, Xu Zhengyang said with boundless sorrow, "Even when I regain my virility, I'll still be a 'seven times a night' man..."
"What?" Li Bingjie asked innocently.
"You'll need to rest for a few days, sigh, I'm sorry to have to." Xu Zhengyang said with a wry smile, "We're newlyweds, after all, sigh, I can't take good care of you, sigh, I can't..."
“Go…” Li Bingjie finally realized that Xu Zhengyang’s intentions were impure.
The television in the corner, facing them, was broadcasting the evening news, which again mentioned the UFO incident that occurred last night.
"Zhengyang, what exactly is going on?" Li Bingjie murmured.
For her, this bizarre event happening in Cixian County, Fuhe City, and possibly right under their noses in the night sky, meant that apart from Xu Zhengyang, who was the most knowledgeable about the truth, no one else could be trusted. Because her husband was—a god.
"Damn God, he's really messing with us... So I got into a fight with him." Xu Zhengyang gritted his teeth as he brought this up.
"Why?" Li Bingjie asked, blinking her big eyes, feeling a little annoyed.
Xu Zhengyang curled his lip and said, "Why can't the Seventh Fairy live a good life with Dong Yong?"
“Oh…” Li Bingjie seemed to understand, then said sadly, “Then, then we…”
"It's alright, don't worry." Xu Zhengyang tightened his grip on Li Bingjie's arm. A smirk appeared on his lips, revealing a hint of ruthlessness. "Later, I'll just change the rules set by God."
"Can you change it?"
"certainly."
"Are they willing?" Li Bingjie pointed to the roof with a hint of trepidation.
Xu Zhengyang snorted, "Them? They're nothing, they're long gone... In the future, your husband will be God, isn't that the rule we set?"
"Oh." Li Bingjie had no doubts, but still asked worriedly, "And now?"
"It's alright. This time it was a lose-lose situation. Look at me, I'm fine now, just a little tired." Xu Zhengyang laughed, "It won't recover anytime soon, don't worry."
"Um."
...
That is indeed the case.
This time, because Xu Zhengyang, as the Imperial Censor of the Heavenly Court, actually became husband and wife with a mortal woman and engaged in sexual relations, he was naturally subjected to a strong shock from the Heavenly Laws, the greatest divine artifact in the world, which caused a huge heavenly tribulation to descend and consumed countless divine powers.
However, due to the passage of time, the Heavenly Laws eventually ran out of divine power to support such a massive tribulation, truly exhausting their power and leaving only a sliver to sustain their operation. And that wasn't all. When the tribulation descended, Xu Zhengyang's divine power, though not yet at its peak, was protected by the City Scroll, and he had made prior preparations. Furthermore, the tribulation didn't reach its full strength, so Xu Zhengyang was only mentally injured and nearly exhausted, but his life was not in danger. The remaining divine power was needed to support those ghost messengers…
That's where the problem arises.
Xu Zhengyang, as a deity, relies on the power of human faith to replenish his divine power; however, his divine status also means that while acquiring human faith, he is also compelled to provide the Heavenly Laws, a powerful artifact, to replenish its depleted divine power. This is because, after the previous Heavenly Tribulation and now with the direct clash between the deity and the Heavenly Tribulation, the operation of the Heavenly Laws has become problematic.
Thus, the inherent attributes of the Heavenly Laws, as well as the Heavenly Laws and Rules established by the Heavenly Emperor and the Emperors of that time, compelled the divine duties of the gods and the Heavenly Laws to remain one, complementing each other, sharing both blessings and hardships.
What is this called?
This is like raising a treacherous wolf that bites its master; this is like raising a tiger to cause trouble and brewing a bitter cup; this is called... self-torture.
Xu Zhengyang cursed inwardly, feeling resentful. The Heavenly Emperor and the Emperor of that time were truly selfish to the extreme. Well, you, relying on the faith of the mortals and gods below, happily gnawed on bones and ate meat, while the gods and humans below could only drink soup and were subject to your control. Not only that, they also had to feed you and support the Heavenly Laws that could be broken at any time.
You son of a bitch.
but……
As the saying goes, nothing can be accomplished without rules, and this must be for the purpose of governing the gods.
Unfortunately, back then, a group of evil gods who were not bound by the Heavenly Laws appeared, and the great gods in the Netherworld were even more unrestrained by the Heavenly Laws, which caused the Heavenly Court to be torn apart and ultimately they could only choose to perish together.
Alas!
Hmm, it seems I need to be more careful in the future and avoid acting rashly.
The Heavenly Laws are very strict; minor mistakes result in minor calamities, major mistakes in major calamities… The problem is, if the Heavenly Laws and rules are not violated, how can we establish sufficient faith in the hearts of the people in today's world? Are we to rely entirely on the power of other religious beliefs to enhance our divine power?
It feels a bit like handouts or robbery.
Besides, I still need to get things done!