Der Schulrüpel gibt sich distanziert, ist aber in Wirklichkeit sozial unbeholfen - Kapitel 299
“But I don’t have any valuables on me. I can’t let you spend money to buy a bunch of worthless things, can I?” Ma Yunteng said, slightly taken aback.
"Anything you pick out from Boss Ma's person is worth a fortune!" the shopkeeper continued to flatter him.
“Yes! Anything that Mr. Ma has used is a collectible item,” a beautiful celebrity said.
Forehead!
Ma Yunteng was slightly taken aback. Since everyone was being so kind, it wouldn't be good for him to be too modest!
So Ma Yunteng slowly walked onto the auction stage, leisurely pulled out the lollipop that Ai Xiaomeng had just stuffed into his hand, glanced at everyone with amusement, and then chuckled and said, "This lollipop is the one I just ate, and there's at least a third left. I won't make things difficult for you all! Starting bid: 1 billion!"
As the voice faded, the audience fell silent once more.
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Chapter 207 Ah! Lollipop!
As soon as the words were spoken, the audience erupted in chaos.
"Holy crap... a lollipop starting at a billion?"
"Yes, and it was something he had already eaten..."
"Where's the promised super-rich guy?"
"This is ridiculous!"
"Aren't super-rich people supposed to throw money around everywhere? This guy is going to sell a used lollipop for a billion dollars. He's gone crazy for money!"
The bosses in the audience felt like they had heard the funniest joke ever. What kind of operation was this? Could it get any more ridiculous?
While the previous Ma Yunteng was fake, at least the items he auctioned were antiques and jade—at least they looked legitimate! What is this? A lollipop selling for a billion! This is outrageous! Even more ruthless than those pirates!
After a long period of discussion, no one in the audience made a bid.
To be honest, a lollipop costing a billion is truly astonishing! Everyone knows that even if that lollipop were made of the world's most precious diamonds, it still wouldn't sell for a billion!
Not to mention this is just an ordinary lollipop, and you've already eaten it, it's even covered in your saliva!
"I'll buy it for a billion!"
After a long silence, one of the bosses suddenly shouted out, and everyone stared at him in disbelief!
"Hmph! What's a billion? I'll offer 1.1 billion!"
"1.2 billion!"
"1.3 billion!"
"Fifteen billion!"
The group was ruthless, and they had figured it out. The significance of this auction was not to buy valuable items, but to obtain the opportunity to cooperate with the Calorie Group through this charity auction. If they could give Ma Yunteng enough face, the cooperation would be a natural outcome.
The crowd refused to give way, completely forgetting the intrinsic value of the lollipop.
Everyone had only one thought in mind: to give Ma Yunteng face by shouting out an outrageously high price, and then take the opportunity to gain Ma Yunteng's favor. In just two minutes, the price of this lollipop had been inflated to 2.5 billion!
A lollipop worth 2.5 billion!
Globally, this is undoubtedly the most valuable lollipop ever! Whether there will ever be one more expensive remains to be seen, but it's certain that in the tens of thousands of years of human history, this lollipop is the most expensive lollipop ever!
"Well……"
When Ma Yunteng heard one of them shout out a price of 2.5 billion, he couldn't help but smile wryly. It must have been really difficult for these bosses. How much face did they have to give him to shout out a price of 2.5 billion?
What's insane is that even after the initial bid reached 25, people were still bidding higher!
"Gentlemen, you are all wealthy! However, I don't want to make things difficult for you! Let's stop bidding! Instead, let's select the three highest bidders to come up on stage and give their bidding remarks! The one with the most sincere remarks will win the item, and the cooperation will proceed immediately!"
What!
They spent over two billion to buy a lollipop, and now they have to give a speech?!
This is driving me crazy! Could you be any more sarcastic?!
The three highest bidders were quickly brought to the auction stage by the hostesses.
The first person to give a speech was a very wealthy second-generation heir. He took the lollipop from Ma Yunteng, chuckled dryly, and then shouted into the microphone:
"Yeah! I think buying a lollipop for 2.5 billion is absolutely worth it! Worth it! So worth it! It's great value for money! When I held this lollipop in my hand, it instantly brought back wonderful childhood memories! It made me realize that although money is precious, the beautiful past should not be forgotten! Only now do I understand the deeper meaning behind Mr. Ma's auction of this lollipop! Mr. Ma is reminding us that as people, we must know how to look back from time to time! Don't forget the past, and don't fear the future!"
The bosses in the audience were stunned. How could someone say something so insincere? Wouldn't they get sick from holding it in? The crowd applauded him with great embarrassment.
"Hmm, not bad! Your remarks were quite sincere! Please welcome the next one!" Ma Yunteng nodded approvingly at him.
The second boss began his remarks. He appeared to be in his forties, wearing dark glasses and exuding an air of refined elegance. He coughed slightly, glanced at everyone, and after a moment of preparation, suddenly burst into song: "Ah! Lollipop!"
You're so sticky!
You've captured my dreams!
Let that childlike innocence shine brightly!