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Taobao Bao coughed slightly and then said, "Actually, the most beautiful and unforgettable experience in my life is just like what you all are doing right now! In order to expand my company, I never let go of any opportunity to find others to cooperate with!"

But I'm really troubled now. Before, I was always the one begging others to cooperate, but now it's the other way around. You wouldn't understand this feeling; it's a feeling of loneliness and isolation!

There's nothing I can do, Taobao is just too popular right now! And because of that, I've become the focus of public attention!

Even a casual fart I utter can be a profound truth!

If you don't believe me, just browse around on the internet and you'll see that every inspirational quote that resonates with people has my name attached to it.

I'm so confused, when did I ever say so many profound things? Hmm?

The audience burst into laughter.

Indeed, many inspirational quotes and workplace advice posts online nowadays are attributed to him at the end. However, it is obvious that Taobao Bao never said those things. It's just something some people do on purpose to attract traffic and increase exposure.

"Sigh! Being rich is actually a very painful thing! With my current assets, even if I spent 100 million every year, it would still take me several thousand years to spend it all!"

Clap clap clap clap clap! Explosive applause erupted from the audience again. No one can brag like that.

"You wouldn't understand. When you become as rich as me, you'll know that having a lot of money is really tiring. No one can understand my pain except myself!" Taobao Bao nodded, revealing a very serious expression, and the audience burst into enthusiastic applause again.

After the applause, Taobao Bao deliberately paused for a long time before speaking: "Everyone think about it, what else can someone as rich as me pursue? I have money! I have fame, so what else can make me feel interested?"

I've thought about this for a long time! Finally, I've come to an answer! That is, I not only want to become the richest person in China in the public eye, but also the richest person recognized by everyone here! Today! For everyone who votes to elect me as the richest person in China, I've decided that regardless of whether your company has a future, I will acquire a 20% stake!

Wow!

A gasp of surprise erupted in the banquet hall! This was incredible! Regardless of the company's potential, Taobao was going to directly acquire a 20% stake! This was a godsend for companies facing financial difficulties.

The scene instantly fell into a deathly silence.

Even the CEO of Tencent gasped in shock!

There are over a hundred business owners present, many of whose companies are worth at least several billion, and some even worth over 10 billion! But Taobao doesn't differentiate between these companies' sizes or their potential; it directly invests 20% of their shares!

The CEO of Tencent roughly calculated that such an investment would require at least 100 billion! He didn't think he had the guts to do it! Even if he were to invest, he could only invest in companies with great development potential.

"Huff...huff...huff..."

In the quiet atmosphere, everyone suddenly heard a low snoring sound! They looked at Ma Yunteng in shock, only to see him snoring loudly, a bubble even blowing from the corner of his mouth…

The ten school beauties behind him who were holding up signs immediately put them away, covering their eyes and feeling extremely embarrassed.

A burst of laughter suddenly erupted in the banquet hall!

"Haha! This kid is amazing!"

"Oh my god, is CEO Calories lacking sleep?"

"Hmph! This is simply disrespecting our CEO Tao!"

"That's right! What a wonderful speech Mr. Tao gave! And he dared to snore at this time! Get him out!"

"President Tao is willing to invest in us, so we must uphold his dignity. Come on, let's throw him out!"

Upon hearing these criticisms, the CEO of Tencent looked extremely displeased and didn't say much.

"Get up! You're not welcome here! How dare you snore during our boss Tao's speech? Do you know how disrespectful you are to him?" A boss suddenly walked up to Ma Yunteng and shouted sternly.

"Shut the hell up!" Ma Yunteng rubbed his eyes and uttered those four words. (The rest of the text appears to be unrelated and likely machine-generated gibberish.)

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Chapter 374 I Only Like Acquiring! [4 Updates]

"Shut up, you idiot?" Ma Yunteng rubbed his eyes and said to him indifferently.

"You, you actually swear! How rude!" Another boss stepped forward and reprimanded him. No one wanted to miss this opportunity to impress Taobao. If Taobao was pleased, they might invest more.

"So what if I curse you?"

Ma Yunteng smiled slightly, revealing his signature devilish smile, and with a slap, sent the boss flying!

"I'm not only going to curse you, I'm going to hit you! What are you going to do about it?"

Holy crap! Holy crap!

Everyone around was stunned. This guy woke up and immediately started hitting people? Could you be any more arrogant?

"Hmph! Where are the security guards! Call them over and get this kid out of here right now!" another boss shouted.

"Forget it, forget it, don't make things difficult for him. He's just a nouveau riche. Just hand him over to the security guards." Taobao Bao also came up. Ma Yunteng had long annoyed him, especially the school beauties behind Ma Yunteng holding up signs. Every time he saw the words "Ma Yunteng is rich," he felt extremely annoyed.

He can't stand people showing off their wealth in front of him.

No one has ever dared to flaunt their wealth in front of his Taobao shop.

"Are you an idiot? If anyone should get out, it should be you guys. This hotel is mine, isn't it?" Ma Yunteng chuckled. Just then, two security guards walked in.

"Boss, are you Mr. Ma?" One of the young men, who looked like a security captain, walked up to Ma Yunteng and asked respectfully.

"En Nan, it's me." Ma Yunteng smiled slightly. "You've arrived just in time. Get these two people out of here!"

"Gentlemen, please leave!" the security captain said to the two business owners.

"Hmph! If you kick them out, I'll leave with them. Then I won't invest in any of your companies today!" Taobao Bao said angrily. Ma Yunteng actually wanted to kick out two bosses who were very close to him. This was simply a slap in his face.

"What did you just say? You've invested in everyone's companies?" Ma Yunteng looked at Taobao Bao with a slight surprise and said, not expecting that so many things had happened while he was sleeping.