As it turned out, they were overthinking things. Hao Yun had put a lot of effort into the three dragons, and their scales were far more defensive than ordinary swords could penetrate.
The three dragons were ambushed and, in a fit of rage, immediately went into killing mode.
The three Dorne sisters perished in the fire, and Hao Yun easily captured Dorne.
With the seven kingdoms pacified, Hao Yun began to reward his generals.
Casterly Rock, the Lannister family's residence, was where Hao Yun bestowed him upon Lei Bao.
In the Kingdom of Dorne, Hao Yun assigned Lei Hu to guard the area, while Wang Shouren, the leader of the Unsullied, chose to return to Slave Bay.
Hao Yun incorporated the fertile Reach into King's Landing, placing it under the rule of Daenerys.
After becoming king, Hao Yun lived a life of ease, with everything done for him.
Just a few days into his enjoyment, Hao Yun was suddenly teleported away by a burst of white light.
"I really shouldn't have lifted the time limit on you!"
He was speaking falsely; he glared angrily at Hao Yun, looking extremely angry.
"Cough cough, isn't this an unexpected situation? I'm switching cultivation methods, so I'm quite vulnerable right now."
Hao Yun wanted to explain, but was met with a fierce glare from Xu.
"Get lost! Hurry up and go to the next world. My time is running out. If you don't collect the worlds and awaken the Heavenly Dao as soon as possible, the main world will dissipate and perish once I die, turning into nothingness again."
"You're not lying to me, are you?"
Hao Yun didn't believe Xu's words at all. How could this ancient god possibly die?
"Hmph! What do you know? If I hadn't acted on behalf of Heaven, this world would have perished long ago."
Xu didn't lie to Hao Yun; he really couldn't hold on any longer. Taking over the operation of the Heavenly Dao was no easy task.
"ah!"
A gasp escaped Hao Yun's lips; only then did he realize that his existence was to save the world.
The sudden heavy burden weighed on Hao Yun's shoulders, and his mind was in a mess.
"Hurry up and go collect the worlds. The world you're going to this time is a bit special, so don't mess around."
He gave Hao Yun a reminder, then waved his hand, and with a flash of white light, Hao Yun disappeared from the palace.
After Hao Yun disappeared, Xu muttered something under his breath.
"Ten thousand years should be enough, right?"
Chapter 176 One Hundred Thousand Bad Jokes
"So you're the one who was sent here under false pretenses?"
He heard voices nearby, but when Hao Yun turned his head, he didn't see anyone.
"I'm here!"
Hao Yun looked down and saw that the one speaking was actually a large rooster wearing blue overalls.
"What kind of look is that? Believe me or not, I'll peck you to death!"
"You just mentioned Xu, do you know him?"
Suddenly transported to a strange world, Hao Yun was clearly still in a daze, his mind still preoccupied with saving the world.
“That’s right. Little King Kong disappeared, and the time-space transfer station malfunctioned. It needs someone to maintain its operation, so I found the Void.”
After hearing what the rooster said, Hao Yun finally came to his senses. Little King Kong, the rooster.
Holy crap! 100,000 lame jokes! This is actually the world.
"Wait a minute, are we in some kind of time-space transfer station right now?"
The time machine looked astonished. "You even know about time-space transfer stations!"
Hao Yun slapped his forehead, his head buzzing. What was Xu doing? Since he already had the coordinates of this world, why did he need to do anything himself?
"Wait a moment, let me contact my boss."
Walking to the corner of the room, Hao Yun opened the system and directly dialed the virtual communication.
"Boss, haven't you already determined your place in this world? What do you need me for?"
"Of course, it's about absorbing the other party's Heavenly Dao."
"The Way of Heaven?"
"Yes, the world you are in now is a small world. Logically speaking, it shouldn't have given birth to the Heavenly Dao. However, when this small world separated from the main world, it accidentally absorbed more than a dozen other small worlds. It may have undergone an anomaly, which is why the Heavenly Dao was born."
Hao Yun's mind was full of questions. "Is it possible that you can't absorb the power of the Heavenly Dao in a world?"
Yes, you can.
Hao Yun froze instantly. "If you can absorb it, why are you bothering me?"
Seemingly seeing through Hao Yun's thoughts, Xu quickly added.
“The world you live in is quite special. The Heavenly Dao that was born in this world is incomplete. Most of its functions are maintained by humans. If I forcibly absorb it, the consequence might be BOOM! The world will self-destruct.”
Self-destruction! Cold sweat began to break out on Hao Yun's forehead.
"Boss, please don't screw me over, I don't want to die."
"Don't worry, I'm sending you there so you can find the maintainer and get his consent. As long as he agrees, I can absorb this small world without any resistance, and naturally there won't be any explosion."
Hao Yun stroked his chin. "The protector, that must be Little King Kong."
"Okay, I'll hang up if there's nothing else."
Hao Yun disconnected the communication, turned off the system screen, and turned to look at the Time Machine, who was picking its nose.
"OK, I've finished communicating with you. You said Little King Kong disappeared, when did he disappear?"
"More than ten days ago, because Little King Kong was not here, and there was a crisis on Earth, I couldn't solve it by myself. Little King Kong had to come back."
"Then what are we waiting for? Let's go find him."
Time Chicken picked its nose, looking utterly disdainful.
"If I could find him, I wouldn't need to contact Xu. Now that Little King Kong has completely disappeared, I have no way of locating him."
Hao Yun slapped his forehead; his mind was a complete mess.
"Isn't there any other way?"
"No, he's the boss, I'm just an employee. How could I possibly know where the boss goes?"
The room fell silent for a moment, with neither the man nor the chicken speaking.
When Hao Yun first arrived in this world, he had no clue what to do. As for Little King Kong, heaven knows where he went.
Thump!
Suddenly, a heavy thud was heard from next door. Time Chicken climbed onto the table using a chair and turned on the surveillance video on the computer.
"Huh? Who came from here?"
The person who fell into the room was clearly bewildered, and he muttered to himself.
"Where is this place?"
Clearing its throat, Time Chicken turned on the microphone.
"This is the end of time and space, the narrow passage between time."
"A narrow space, a narrow space, a space!"
Hao Yun suddenly realized that he finally understood the timeline; it turned out that this was the movie world of "100,000 Cold Jokes".
"Who? Who's speaking?"
"I am Time Chicken, Light Chicken, Chicken!"
The people in the room suddenly showed joy on their faces and muttered to themselves.
"A time machine! A time machine that can travel through time, that's great! I just accidentally said something wrong before, if we have a time machine, then we can change it back."
The conversation between the two made Hao Yun feel awkward. These two were acting like idiots, especially Time Chicken. Just a moment ago, he looked worried and said that he had to find Little King Kong, but now he was playing around.
"Mortal, this is not a place for you."
"This is not a place for you, human."
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After repeating this seven or eight times, Hao Yun couldn't stand it anymore. Was there something wrong with the Time Chicken's brain?
Click!
The door opened, and the person who had unexpectedly fallen in looked at the time machine that was speaking.
"Was it you who was speaking just now?"
When questioned, the time machine decisively chose to play dumb.
"Meow!"
"You were the one who spoke just now, weren't you? By the way, that's not how chickens crow."
The person who barged into the room was speechless. He stared at the time machine for a while, then turned to look at Hao Yun.
Where is the time machine?
The time machine slammed its hand on the table and tugged at the nameplate around its neck.
"Your dad's surname is Shi and his given name is Guangji!"
"A time machine like this! Time travel must be a joke."
"Of course not, time machines really exist. By the way, who are you?"
Suddenly, an alarm sounded in the room, and the screen on the wall lit up.
"Warning! Warning! The world-destroying demon king has escaped from the terminal station. All units, please be on alert and report immediately if discovered."