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Chapter 1: I Became a Snake? (Revised)
"Sigh! Looks like I won't have as much time to watch movies, anime, and read novels anymore." Lin Qing sat in front of the computer with a worried look on her face.
Lin Qing, male, enjoys staying at home. Slightly chubby.
I graduated from university two years ago and have been staying at home ever since, spending my days watching movies, anime, and reading novels.
Because of a lack of exercise, a young man with eight-pack abs turned into what is now called a "fat couch potato," and his abs became almost nonexistent .
However, Lin Qing didn't care. He lived his own life comfortably every day. Even without a girlfriend, he felt that living like this for the rest of his life would be great.
After staying at home for two years, he finally couldn't stand the constant nagging from his relatives who would come to visit every few days, so he came to the big city and rented a small room.
To support my stay-at-home lifestyle, I'm looking for a 9-to-5 job with weekends off. Compared to before, this will at least give me some time to continue staying home.
The next day.
"I'm sorry, Mr. Lin, we require one year of work experience, and your qualifications do not meet the requirements."
"Mr. Lin, you said you stayed at home for two years. How much of your professional knowledge do you still remember?"
"I'm sorry, but in the sales industry, we need people who can speak clearly and have thick skin. Look at you, you even stammer when you introduce yourself. Our company doesn't need you."
"Damn it, it's so hard to find a job! I even gave up a 9-to-5 job to work in sales, and they said I couldn't speak clearly, ugh!" Lin Qing, who failed the interview, stood on the side of the road and cursed.
"It's so hot, and I can't find a job. Why don't I go home, watch a movie, and look for work tomorrow?"
"Yes, that's it." Without further ado, Lin Qing quickly pulled up his shirt collar to cool himself down and walked towards the bus stop.
"Why do I feel so dizzy?" As she walked, Lin Qing suddenly felt dizzy.
With a "bang!", Lin Qing's head snapped back and he fell to the ground.
Several passersby were startled by Lin Qing.
"Hey! Why did this person fall down?"
"Could it be a staged accident? That's rare; usually it's the elderly who stage accidents!"
"His head is burning hot, he might have heatstroke!"
"Hello! Is this 120? Someone here has collapsed from heatstroke. This is..."
When Lin Qing regained consciousness, she felt dizzy and groggy. She tried to open her eyes, but everything was blurry.
"What happened to me? Wasn't I just about to go home? It seems like I fainted!" Lin Qing recalled the last scene before she fainted as she regained consciousness.
Lin Qing's head still ached a little, so she reached out and rubbed her head to relieve the headache.
But Lin Qing soon realized something was wrong; it seemed like he didn't have hands.
I tried to feel it again.
"Left hand, none."
"Right hand? No."
"Left foot, none."
"Right foot, not there either."
In his panic, Lin Qing disregarded his own hands and feet and immediately sensed his manhood, the organ that was meant to carry on the family line.
"Ah! It's gone, it's gone. I've become a eunuch, a human-shaped eunuch, waaaaah."
Hmm? Something's not right. Lin Qing suddenly realized that her whole body felt weak and she couldn't muster any strength. She then wiggled her hips.
With that wiggle of its rear end, something extraordinary happened. Lin Qing was horrified to discover that it had a tail. It wiggled its rear end again, and the tail swished back and forth.
Only then did he realize that he had turned into a snake, a snake about one meter long.
"I can't live anymore, I can't live anymore, I've turned into a snake."
"I'll never be able to watch movies, anime, or read novels again, not even... you know." Lin Qing felt utterly hopeless.
Moreover, he didn't even know whether he was a male or female snake.
If it's a male snake, that's fine, but if it's a female snake, she'd rather die than be violated by other snakes!
"I've become a snake that I can't tell is male or female, and I can't do anything, so I might as well die!"
In despair, Lin Qing didn't want to move an inch. He just wanted to be a "male snake" waiting to die (I am a male snake, female snakes don't exist).
"Oh my god! Kitty Cassie, you actually caught a mouse! That's amazing! But you can't eat the mouse, or I won't dare kiss you anymore." A Western girl was squatting in front of a cat.
"~o(=nwn=) Meow!"
"~o(=nwn=) Meow!"
The kitten placed the dead mouse on the ground, rubbed its head against the girl's palm, and comfortably enjoyed its owner's petting.
"Ugh! Quickly throw this dead rat out, it stinks!" The girl grabbed a tissue with a disgusted look, pinched the rat's tail, and went outside.
The girl, holding the mouse, walked to the sewer outside and threw it onto the sewer grate.
It seems the girl was dissatisfied with the mouse on the fence, so she stomped on it hard, trying to push it through the fence and into the sewer.
After the girl's tireless efforts, the rat was finally stomped into a rotten
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