A Madwoman's Journey Through the Song Dynasty

A Madwoman's Journey Through the Song Dynasty

Author: Kuangmenglenjia

Chapter 1 Time Travel

"What! Qianqian, you want to go to ancient times! It's so backward there! Even if you want to recruit followers, don't go to such a faraway place! You have a whole bunch of suitors here..." Above the video phone, a pretty woman with her willow-leaf eyebrows furrowed anxiously, trying to persuade her.

"Meizi, don't worry, I've made thorough preparations. There's nothing fun here, and we can't kill or set fires—not even the slightest thing can be done! Ancient times are much more fun! I'm going to find lots of loyal subordinates who will serve me, all of them handsome men and beautiful women with superb martial arts skills and brilliant minds! Hehe..." Thinking about it, Bai Qianqian started drooling. (Sweat...)

"You still want to kill and set fires? Don't think I don't know how cowardly you are. You're just talking. But I'm really worried about what will happen if you encounter danger over there!" Bai Qianqian's only friend, Du Rumei, was still not at ease. "If it weren't for my grandma on Planet X getting sick from missing me so much, I would have gone with you. It would be good to have someone to look after you on the way."

"Allah, Meizi, are all my Sanda, combat sports, and shooting training fake? Everything will be alright, I'll still take Xiaoke there. Thanks for your concern!" Bai Qianqian was truly reluctant to part with her best friend, whom she considered a sister.

"It seems you've made up your mind. Well then, I can only wish you a safe journey... Qianqian, goodbye!" Du Rumei gave a reluctant smile to the molecular screen wall before turning off the communicator.

"Thank you, goodbye! Meizi!" After turning off the communicator, Bai Qianqian walked towards her father's laboratory.

One month ago —

"Dad~~~~~~~, can I ask you for a favor?" The one who uttered this chilling voice was none other than Bai Qianqian.

"My dear daughter, what's on your mind? As long as Dad can do it, I'll agree!" Mr. Bai had just won a prestigious international invention award, and he was in a particularly good mood today. Bai Qianqian had also deliberately chosen today to "discuss" things with her father.

"Success or death!" Bai Qianqian repeated to herself several times before continuing in a coquettish tone, "Dad, you know I've always admired Yue Fei, the famous general of the Song Dynasty. So, could you perhaps improve your time machine so I could have the chance to witness his bravery firsthand?" (And while you're at it, take a jab at the treacherous minister Qin Hui, hmph!)

"How did you know I built a time machine? This is a secret that must be kept absolutely confidential!" Mr. Bai was startled, sat up straight, and looked at his daughter seriously.

"Dad, don't worry, this is something only you and I know. To be honest... you did that to go back and see Mom, right?" When Bai Qianqian was two years old, her mother went on a business trip to Planet Y, where she encountered a supermassive black hole and was never heard from again. Her father was originally going too, but he stayed behind because of another mission assigned by the research institute. He always believed that if he and her mother had gone together, they might have been able to change the situation, and therefore felt very guilty about his daughter losing her mother. To make up for the lack of maternal love she lacked, he doted on her.

"Sigh... do you really want to go?" Mr. Bai sighed. He knew his daughter's personality well; once she set her mind on something, she wouldn't give up until she did it well.

"Yes, Dad, I really want to go. I promise I won't change history or put myself in any danger. Dad, please let me go, okay?" Bai Qianqian immediately made a solemn promise as soon as she saw her father's attitude soften.

"Alright, give me a month. I'll improve the time machine and make a miniature teleporter. You can come back anytime you want then." Mr. Bai smiled kindly. "Consider it a chance for you to gain some experience."

"Thank you, Dad! You're the best! I'm going to tell Meizi and Xiao Ke!" As soon as she finished speaking, Bai Qianqian eagerly returned to her room. (Xiao Ke: A super robot modeled after Qianqian's favorite idol, indistinguishable from a real person, with multiple functions, which will be introduced later.)

One month later—

"Dad, take care of yourself while I'm gone. Don't just focus on the experiments." Bai Qianqian and Xiao Ke got into the time machine.

"Okay, did you bring the compression bag?" Mr. Bai asked anxiously. "This is a newly made mini teleporter. You can put Xiao Ke in the compression bag and they can come back together. This mini teleporter can only transport one person at a time. I've set the timer. You just need to press the button."

"Thank you, Dad. Don't worry! Goodbye, Dad!" The time machine slowly started up, emitting a bright light...

Chapter Two: Robbery

Song Dynasty: June 1126

A thousand miles outside Nanjing's Yingtian Prefecture, a blinding white light flashed and disappeared in an instant.

"This is the Song Dynasty! Yay!!!" Bai Qianqian shouted excitedly. After shouting for a while, she began to observe her surroundings.

"Looks like a small grove of trees. Why are there mountains all around? But the air is so fresh!" Bai Qianqian couldn't help but take a deep breath. "Let Xiao Ke breathe some fresh air too!" Bai Qianqian pressed a button on her special watch. A 10-inch high-particle screen appeared above the watch. After selecting the compression bag and entering the password, the compression bag was delivered. (Compression bag: Shaped and sized like a regular bracelet, with 100 buttons for categorized storage. It keeps objects in a molecularly solidified state, preserving food's temperature and quality, preventing it from expiring. It cannot store living organisms. Xiao Ke is a robot, so it's okay.)

"Xiao Ke! You're still so handsome!" Seeing Xiao Ke, Qianqian couldn't resist giving him a kiss. (Note: A friendly kiss)

"Qianqian, the air quality here is excellent." Xiao Ke smiled gently.

"Xiao Ke, why does your voice sound different?" That voice sounds so familiar.

“Dad asked me to change it to his voice. He said it would be like he was right next to you.” Xiao Ke continued to smile gently.

"Ugh... you should change it back. I'll remember Dad's voice." Qianqian couldn't help but roll her eyes.

"Okay, Qianqian." This time, her irresistibly charming and magnetic voice was finally back.

"Xiao Ke, let's change our clothes first." Pressing a button on the special watch activates the clothing system. Two seconds later, their clothes are transformed using high-polymer compression.

"Wow, Xiao Ke, you look so handsome in all black! You have the air of a chivalrous hero!" Seeing Xiao Ke dressed in a black outfit, paired with a matching sword (made of 32nd-century diamond alloy), Qianqian couldn't help but exclaim, "I wish you were real! Hehe!"

"Qianqian looks beautiful in white too," Xiao Ke said with a gentle smile. (Qianqian's character is an incredibly gentle robot.)

Qianqian glanced down at her clothes: a white silk inner garment over a thin veil, adorned with pale purple peony patterns—truly beautiful! "Hehe..." After Xiao Ke styled her hair in an ancient-style updo, Bai Qianqian leaned against her reflection, utterly captivated by her own beauty. "Wow, how can I be so beautiful? Hehe, I'm almost embarrassed. Hahahaha..." She laughed triumphantly...

After indulging in her pleasures, Miss Bai finally set off.

After walking about 1 mile...

Two burly men with menacing eyes and lewd faces suddenly leaped out from behind the large trees lining the path. One carried two axes, the other a large knife, the tips of which were still stained with wet blood. They leered at Bai Qianqian, then glared menacingly at Xiao Ke. "Kid, hand over all your money and get lost. I'm in a good mood today, so I might consider sparing your life. But leave your little lady here to play with me, hehe, how about it..." They then leered at Bai Qianqian again.

"Hey buddy, are you out of your mind? The big deal we just closed didn't have many good items. If we give this super good one to the boss, we

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