"It's not a question of whether we can win or not, it's... why are you asking so many questions, kid? Go away, do you still want me to answer your questions?" Mo Mo's master said, somewhat embarrassed and annoyed.
Looking at his cheap master's expression and recalling the way he had given Mo Mo the brocade pouch, Mo Mo understood and quickly straightened his expression to ask, "Master, how do I cultivate? What happened when I traveled to Love Apartment last time?"
"This is the purpose of leaving this wisp of divine thought here. First of all, I don't care how you cultivate, but once you join my sect, you must not do anything heinous or evil, nor can you do anything that harms others in the name of cultivation. If you do evil, I will personally clean up your sect. Secondly, there aren't that many rules for joining my sect. As long as you don't do evil, you can maintain your original heart. As for how you cultivate, I won't interfere. I have given you the ability to travel through countless worlds, so how you cultivate is up to you."
Seeing that Mo Mo was about to speak, Mo Mo's master pressed his hand down and said, "The supernatural power I gave you is very simple: you can travel to many worlds. As long as you have a complete worldview or reveal that you have a complete world, you can travel between them."
"The method of entering is very simple. If it's a movie or TV show, just turn on the video, concentrate your mind and communicate with the power inside your body, and you can travel through it. The scene you see is the place or time you entered. The same applies to novels and comics. If you want to come back, just silently recite 'activate the supernatural power' in your mind. When you enter the same world again, you don't need to look at those things again, just activate the supernatural power directly. However, after the first time you travel through it, the time will be fixed. A few days will pass in the time of the world you traveled through. Of course, if you feel that you went too early and want to go later, but the time span is too large, you can enter in the same way as the first time. Remember not to mess around with the supernatural power." Mo Mo's master said calmly with a smile, completely ignoring Mo Mo's face, which was already distorted with excitement.
"I'm rich, I'm rich, I'm really rich this time! No system, no missions, no erasure, and I can even decide the time and place myself. Master, I love you so much!" Mo Mo said tremblingly, while also blowing a kiss to the other person.
"Alright, that concludes the introduction to the supernatural powers I've bestowed upon you. Now, let me tell you about the brocade pouch I gave you. That pouch is actually a Qiankun bag, containing a small world within it. However, due to some reasons, it's currently empty. But it's more than enough as a storage bag. Hmm, you can also grow some plants or grass, and of course, you can raise some pets too. Moreover, I've already refined and imprinted your divine consciousness upon it for you. As long as your strength doesn't surpass mine, you can't take it away. Don't worry, it's just like those exclusive weapons in your games—it can't be traded, discarded, or destroyed."
"By the way, I will materialize the scenes in your consciousness space into the small world of the Qiankun Bag, making it one of the sights. Go in and take a look; there will be surprises." After saying this, his figure flew into the starry sky and gradually faded away. Just when Mo Mo thought his master had left, a powerful voice came from the starry sky, "Boy, remember this: my Daoist name is Xiaoyaozi, and my human title is Xiaoyao Tianzun." After speaking, the stars in the sky moved rapidly and then formed three characters. Although Mo Mo had never seen these three characters, which exuded an ancient and mysterious aura, he knew their meaning. They were his master's Daoist name, "Xiaoyaozi."
Then Mo Mo's vision went black, and then it lit up again. When Mo Mo could see clearly what was in front of him, he realized that he had left the space of consciousness and found himself lying on the bed.
(End of this chapter)
Chapter 4 From Today Onward, Facing the Sea, with Spring Blossoms in Full Bloom
Mo Mo lay quietly on the bed, staring at the ceiling, pondering, "Which world should I go to? With my physical condition, which is slightly weaker than normal, should I travel to that world?"
"Although I can travel to many worlds, there aren't many that are suitable for me and that I can also get benefits from to become stronger. The most important thing is safety, safety, safety. I can't stress this enough."
"A biohazard?" "No way, with my current physical and mental condition, I probably won't survive more than three days."
"Superpower Out of Control? That won't work either. I don't speak English. Although I can travel directly to that rock, the main characters will be there. If I suddenly appear out of nowhere, it will definitely cause them to panic. Besides, gaining superpowers will make me unconscious. If I don't wake up before the main characters after gaining superpowers, I'll definitely be sent to the police station."
"Neither of the two must-wear items at the start of a movie-style infinite flow novel suits me."
"Which one should I wear? Ahhhhh!" Mo Mo frantically scratched his head.
"Games are a killer! I've been so busy playing games all the time. I've read a lot of novels, but they're all fantasy or martial arts novels. My level is too low, so I'm powerless to do anything. Besides, those worlds are too complicated. Not only can I not even get into them, but even if I did, I'd just be a sitting duck. I should watch more TV shows, movies, and anime. I've decided, I'll focus on watching those when I get back. There are so many cute girls in anime, and they're all delicate, soft-bodied, and have beautiful voices that are easy to seduce." As she thought about this, a few glistening tears rolled down Mo Mo's lips.
Mo Mo shook his head vigorously and muttered to himself, "Now is not the time to think about these things. Let's hurry up and find a good world to experience the scenery of another world."
Mo Mo carefully recalled the novels, anime, movies, and TV series she had read. After thinking and thinking until she was about to despair and was about to go online to ask Baidu, a TV series suddenly flashed into her mind. After briefly thinking about the plot of the TV series, Mo Mo decided that this was the one.
Having decided to begin her transmigration journey, Mo Mo sat up abruptly. However, she realized she didn't know the time ratio between the other world and the present, so she couldn't delay too long. But Mo Mo figured the plot of the world she was about to go to wouldn't take too long either. So she got up, locked the door, and drew the curtains.
Picking up her phone, she checked the time and opened the video player app. She carefully typed the name of the TV series into the search bar, and after the search results appeared, Mo Mo took a deep breath, opened the first episode, closed her eyes, relaxed, and silently chanted "time travel."
After silently reciting "transmigration" in his mind, Mo Mo felt a cool power surge from his body. It was cool and very comfortable. Then, this power slowly enveloped his entire body. Then, it felt as if he had touched something, and immediately his whole body felt light and the cool feeling quickly disappeared.
After that feeling disappeared, Mo Mo quickly opened his eyes, and after opening his eyes, Mo Mo was completely stunned.
Looking up, I saw a group of people dressed in white clothes, white pants, white shoes, and white gloves. They were sitting in front of some very futuristic-looking equipment, and directly in front of them was a very futuristic light screen.
"Holy crap, this isn't scientific. How did I end up in 2060, during the time of the silly girl's power-on test?" Mo Mo lamented inwardly.
"That's right. I've only seen it on TV, and I haven't even watched the whole first episode. I came in as soon as I opened the video. Logically, they should be showing the test first, so this is normal. Never mind, let's just wait and see. If necessary, I can go back and wait for Silly Girl to get into Lu Xiaoqian's hands before wearing it again." Thinking this, Mo Mo calmed down, quietly watching the screen in front of him, while silently thinking about how to explain if he was discovered. Fortunately, the researchers were all focused on Silly Girl's test, so they hadn't noticed him yet.
As the scientist in the middle gave the order to begin, the crystal doll surrounded by a circle of stone pillars on the screen slowly rose up. After reaching a certain height, it stopped, and then a pleasant female voice came through: "Chinese brand 2060 model mobile phone, Silly Girl, at your service." That's right, Mo Mo had chosen "Magic Mobile Phone," a TV series that aired a few years ago.
The experiment continued, and when it reached the live-action mode, Mo Mo was stunned. It was like a dream; the crystal doll first exploded, then turned into data, which slowly reassembled into a human model, then transformed like in an anime, finally coalescing into a somewhat ethereal beauty. The subsequent activation of the time-travel function also blinded Mo Mo, because he remembered that in later episodes, the time-travel scenes with the silly girl and her companions weren't so grand; they always disappeared in a flash.
After watching the silly girl travel through time and space and leave, Mo Mo couldn't help but let out a long sigh of relief. However, after letting out the sigh, he almost couldn't help but slap himself in the face. Everyone else was only focused on testing the silly girl and didn't look back, which was why he had been able to hide until now without being discovered. Now that he had let out a sigh of relief, it would be strange if he hadn't been discovered.
Sure enough, as soon as Mo Mo made a sound, everyone turned to stare at him, making him feel uneasy. Mo Mo smiled awkwardly at them.
The two men stared at each other for a few seconds before the bespectacled scientist in the middle spoke first, demanding, "Who are you? Are you a staff member here? Why aren't you wearing a uniform? I've never seen you before."
Faced with the other party's questioning, Mo Mo stammered and couldn't say anything. He had already planned to leave and wait a while before getting the silly girl from Lu Xiaoqian.
Just as he was about to use his supernatural powers to leave, he suddenly had a flash of inspiration when he saw the lightning surrounding the silly girl who was in the time tunnel on the screen. He said with a blank look on his face, "I don't know either. I was playing games at home when a bolt of lightning flashed and I ended up here."
"Oh, I see, it must be you guys who did this. You were testing the silly girl, right? It must have been a problem when you were testing the silly girl's time travel function that caused this to happen to me." Mo Mo said with a look of sudden realization, but his face turned furious halfway through his sentence.
The scientists looked embarrassed after hearing this, but then they realized something was wrong. "Something's not right. We've only just started testing, and everything is normal. There haven't been any problems."
So he said with a serious expression, "Nonsense, our tests are all normal. Quickly tell me who you are and what you want to do here, or I'll call the police."
However, reality dealt him a harsh blow. The silly girl, who was returning according to their orders, was struck by lightning and thrown out of the time tunnel.
Mo Mo excitedly exclaimed, "See that? See that? I saw lightning flash by and then I was here!" The scientists were embarrassed once again.
What happened to Sha Niu later completely stunned the researchers, because Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie and others actually knew Sha Niu.
At this moment, Mo Mo stepped forward and said, "Actually, I know a little bit about what's going on with this."
Upon hearing those words, the researchers turned around and stared at him blankly. Then, the man on the right of the three asked, "What exactly happened? Tell us quickly."
Mo Mo replied, "You guys keep watching, I'll tell you what's going on later."
Just like in the original story, Silly Girl ran out of energy and fell out of the time tunnel on her way back. The test building was also struck by lightning and lost power, but fortunately there were no casualties. Mo Mo started looking for a place to hide as soon as he saw Silly Girl begin to return. He had hidden himself away as soon as something happened.
After seeing that everything was alright, some staff members checked the damage to the equipment, while others checked for any casualties. The man in the middle of the group, who was wearing glasses, walked up to Mo Mo and said, "The equipment was damaged by lightning. Let's go and rest for a bit, and tell you what you know."
Hearing this, Mo Mo knew he was temporarily safe and didn't need to worry about using the Return Escape Technique to get back in. Moreover, if things went smoothly, he might even be able to get a phone even better than Lu Xiaoqian's silly girl.
(End of this chapter)
Chapter 5: Are you scared of the advanced version of Silly Girl?
Mo Mo followed the three researchers to what appeared to be a canteen. The reason for saying "appeared" was that the place was small, only about the size of a living room. There were no staff members, no food service windows, and just a large, antique-style table covered in patterns in the center. Although they called it a canteen, Mo Mo thought it was more like a meeting room.
The group sat around Mo Mo, and then the one with curly hair asked, "What exactly happened to that silly girl over there?" The other two looked at Mo Mo expectantly.
Seeing their eagerness and not being hungry herself, Mo Mo, though wanting to see the food from the Magic Phone in 2060, decided there was no rush.
So she told them about what happened after the silly girl fell to 2006. They were stunned at first, then asked, "How do you know what happened over there? Who are you?"
Mo Mo listened and said slowly, "I am from 2006. I happened to be nearby when it happened, and as things progressed, most people from our generation knew about it to some extent."
"I see." The three of them exclaimed in realization. Then the one with glasses said, "Since you're from 2006, after you finish eating and rest for a bit, we'll have Silly Girl take you home."
"You still have a silly girl?" "That's right, no matter how amazing a silly girl is, she's still just a cell phone. How could there only be one cell phone?" Mo Mo said.
"Sending me back to 2006 wouldn't be bad, but since there are still silly girls here, why go to all this trouble? Maybe scaring them a bit will get me an upgraded, custom-made silly girl. I'll just order her." Mo Mo thought to himself.
Thinking of this, Mo Mo said, "Actually, there's something else I didn't mention earlier, which is... the Bull Demon King also went to 2006, and he's planning to absorb the Earth's core energy to refine pills. You should know better than me what will happen when the Earth's core energy is completely absorbed."
The three looked at each other in bewilderment after hearing this, and then asked, "When did the Bull Demon King arrive in 2006?"
“Just now, when Silly Girl returned from the early Tang Dynasty, she transformed into a ring and attached herself to the Yellow-Eyebrowed King, smuggling herself into 2006,” Mo Mo said.
"What happened next?" the one with glasses asked.
Mo Mo shrugged and said, "I don't know either. First, I'm just an ordinary person and can't get involved with them. Second, they didn't tell us what was going on. But when I was brought here, the situation was very unfavorable for us. It seems that the silly girl was controlled by the Bull Demon King. Although they have a replica, the situation is still very unfavorable. As for the specifics, I don't know."
Seeing their tense expressions, Mo Mo knew his chance had come, so he decisively added fuel to the fire and said, "The reason things have developed to this point is mainly because Silly Girl is too easy to manipulate. Whoever knows the power-on password can control Silly Girl. As long as we create a Silly Girl that no one else can control and send it to 2006, we can quickly resolve the crisis by breaking the Bull Demon King's control over Silly Girl."
"That's right, why didn't we think of a solution? Let's get started!" said the researcher who had just finished controlling the silly girl and fighting Sun Wukong.
Without further ado, the three of them skipped dinner and headed straight to the design studio to get to work. Mo Mo slowly followed them into a futuristic-themed room. The same guy who had defeated Sun Wukong saw Mo Mo's slow pace and immediately pulled him inside, saying, "You're from 2006, you know best what happened there. Tell us what functions you need, and we'll load them all in and do our best."
Hearing this, Mo Mo laughed inwardly, "I've been waiting for you to say that." So Mo Mo said, "First of all, the silly girl can't be easily controlled by others, and the password is obviously unreliable, because you're afraid that no matter how well you hide it or how complicated the password is, someone else might find out. So, haven't you already cracked the genetic code? You can even recombine genes, so you should be able to bind the phone to genes, right? Only when the genes are completely matched can it be used, so you won't have to worry about someone knowing the password."
"Secondly, the phone's original functions need to be enhanced, otherwise it won't be able to surpass the Bull Demon King. You know, even without Silly Girl, the Bull Demon King is still the Bull Demon King," Mo Mo said calmly.
"Then, we need to strengthen our medical capabilities. Otherwise, it would be embarrassing if we lost our fighting ability due to a minor injury. But if our medical capabilities are strong enough, we can wear down the opponent even if we are slightly weaker."
"Finally, and most importantly, energy. If Silly Girl hadn't run out of power on the way back, none of what happened would have occurred. So, energy must be plentiful." After saying this, Mo Mo looked at them.
"Lastly, this is not the most important thing, but if you can get it in, it will be the most impressive thing. It is the 'copy and paste' function that every mobile phone and every computer has. Although it is not the most important thing, you will definitely find it troublesome without it."
After listening, the three looked at Mo Mo with serious expressions, then lowered their heads to get back to work. Watching them work, Mo Mo leaned over to the one who seemed the most playful and said, "Later on, the silly girl will have her own ideas, just like a human, so let's remove the illegal operations. Besides, having illegal operations during the battle with the Bull Demon King would be extremely inconvenient. Also, let's remove some restrictions and penalty functions. Of course, other phones don't need to use them." "Yeah, and add an automatic evolution function. After all, it's inconvenient to download every function."
The man nodded repeatedly, and his subordinate quickly added what Mo Mo had said. Seeing his complete concentration, Mo Mo said, "Bind me to that new phone, and design it to look like a ring."
The man looked at Mo Mo carefully but did not make a move immediately. Seeing this, Mo Mo quickly said, "I am from 2006. Only I can take the silly girl back to help them defeat the Bull Demon King without causing spacetime chaos and the destruction of the universe. Moreover, after I leave, you must establish a Spacetime Administration Bureau, otherwise spacetime chaos will eventually destroy the world."
The person operated the machine for a while, and then the control panel opened a small hole about the size of a finger and said, "Put your finger in and you can bind it."
Upon hearing this, Mo Mo quickly put his right index finger in. After a short while, before Mo Mo could feel anything, the other party said "Done" and then continued, "Your 'phone' will be delivered once it's manufactured. When you return to 2006, you must work hard. When I saw you, you were still playing games. Your skills are not bad. Strive to become a gaming master and defeat the Bull Demon King."
Mo Mo quickly agreed, and after about ten minutes, someone came to their location with an antique-looking ring. The man with glasses approached Mo Mo and said, "I hope we haven't misjudged him. Make good use of him and protect the peace of your timeline. Although we've given you Sha Niu, please don't use her for evil. Because no matter how powerful Sha Niu is, she's just a cell phone we created. We can create her, and we can also recycle her." "Alright, go quickly."
"Oh ho, threatening me? Too bad I'm not from this world. Although I can't work for world peace like Lu Xiaoqian, I'll help you out of respect for Silly Girl. Even if you can handle it without my help, it'll be better. Besides, the Bull Demon King has something good in his possession. Even if he doesn't use it himself, he can exchange it for some good things. After all, not everyone can resist the temptation of a 10,000-year lifespan."
"Wait a minute," Mo Mo said with a serious expression. "Although I believe in your technology and the quality of the silly girl, we still need to test it when it comes to matters of life and death."
Subsequently, accompanied by staff, Mo Mo tested all the functions of the ring, and found that it was indeed much more powerful than in the original story.
First, in terms of energy, it retains the original light energy charging of the silly girl, and increases the amount of stored energy to twice that of the original silly girl. Then, because it is genetically bound, it can obtain excess and dissipated energy from the host, and if necessary, it can absorb the bio-energy of the host without harming the host.
Then, in terms of medicine, due to the enhanced energy, internal and external injuries can be treated quickly, but only physical injuries can be treated; mental injuries are not as effective. Moreover, most diseases can be cured, only the energy consumed and time required vary.
Finally, the self-defense function has been enhanced with several new special moves, not just the "scattering flowers" move.
After the experiment, Mo Mo had the ring lock the doll in time, which had fallen to 2006. Then, the ring activated its time-travel function, and Mo Mo left 2060 and went to Lu Xiaoqian's time.
(End of this chapter)
Chapter 6 Lu Xiaoqian Gets Teasing
In 2006, in Xiaoxitian, Beijing, a young man suddenly appeared on the street, looking around and muttering something to himself.
Looking at the bustling streets, Mo Mo couldn't help but sigh. Beijing in 2006 was no worse than some cities now. If you didn't know, you would think you were in one of today's small or medium-sized cities. The level of development was not much different.
Now that he had the item, he decided to go back and check the time ratio before returning to the Bull Demon King to get the pill formula from him. With that thought, Mo Mo used his supernatural powers to return to his room.
Back in his room, Mo Mo looked around first, then took out his phone from his pocket, connected to the internet, and checked the time: 9:10.
Looking at the time on his phone, Mo Mo thought to himself, "I left at 9:09, and it's 10:00 now. I've been there for about an hour, so the ratio should be 1 to 60. I'll have to try it again to find out the exact ratio."
Thinking this, Mo Mo whispered, "Enter the communication function. Copy and store all the data on my phone. Automatically retrieve all information received by this phone." A green light flashed in Mo Mo's eyes as he finished speaking. Then, Mo Mo switched the phone to silent mode, activated the stopwatch, placed the phone on the bed, and disappeared from the room as he started the stopwatch.
As Mo Mo walked along the streets of Xiaoxitian, he recalled the plot. In the original story, when Lu Xiaoqian activated the Silly Girl, he was discovered by You Suowei and others. You Suowei discovered its enormous value and offered to buy it from him for 30 million. After receiving a deposit of 1 million, he took the cash and went out, but was robbed of more than 600,000. If it weren't for the Silly Girl reminding him that he could get it back, he would probably have been forced to sell it to You Suowei.
While it's true that the limitations of the era restricted people's open-mindedness and limited their intellectual capacity, it also shows that Lu Xiaoqian didn't understand how to use the "Silly Girl" to make money. His actions while working at He Lan's company were practically a waste. With the "Silly Girl" around, how much money couldn't he have? What's the "Silly Girl's" greatest strength? It's not self-defense or maintaining social order, but time travel. The wealth hidden in the endless timelines of that magical world is astonishing, yet she's stumped by a mere million. Lu Xiaoqian is truly exasperated. However, this is also what makes her so appealing—she possesses the inferiority complex and timidity of a small person, but also retains her courage and persistence, though not stubbornness—a very typical ordinary citizen.
Although Mo Mo himself is just an ordinary 21st-century loser and a shut-in, after being bombarded by information for so long, even if he were as strong as a diamond, he would have some knowledge and experience.
After careful consideration, Mo Mo decided to first acquire some money, and what was the most valuable thing? Knowledge. However, making money was too slow, so Mo Mo decided to take a simple and direct approach: first, collect tens or hundreds of tons of gold, diamonds, jade, and the like—not finished products, but raw stones. So, Mo Mo activated the information search function of the "Silly Girl" ring, searching all the open-pit diamond, gold, and jade mines on Earth. He then divided all the mines into regions and activated the "Silly Girl" ring's time-travel function, traveling back to the early Han Dynasty. He collected everything he could find that could be directly stored in his Qiankun Bag's small world. He kept collecting until he felt nauseous before returning to 2006. He randomly picked a dozen or so pieces and went to a raw stone market to have them cut open. He chose a fist-sized piece of icy jade and a piece of glassy jade. Forgive Mo Mo's illiteracy; he didn't know the specific grades, but he knew they were valuable. As for why he knew which were icy and glassy jade, with the "Silly Girl" ring around, even a genius would have to kneel before him. Finding it too troublesome, he sold the jade he had cut at the stone-cutting shop for a total of thirteen million. He deposited the money into the bank card that the silly girl had opened online. Mo Mo returned to Kyoto and found a hotel near Lu Xiaoqian to stay in.