Мой первый муж после переселения душ - Глава 20
"You dare call me a woman?!" I rolled up my sleeves, ready to kill him in the next second.
“Isn’t that right? You look like…” the fool argued.
"What's wrong with how I look? I'm handsome and dashing."
I punched it in the chest, not satisfied with that.
"Ouch! Ouch! That hurts so much!" My poor, amateurish kung fu skills! My poor little fists!
Why am I the one who hit someone, and why am I the one screaming like a ghost? Am I really that unlucky?
I sat down on the ground unwillingly, kicked my feet, and sang: "Everyone come and see! The Prince of Shouping is forcibly abducting men in the street to take back as male concubines! Why is my life so miserable! I finally escaped the fire pit, only to fall into the wolf's den!"
Several people surrounded him, seemingly fearless and unperturbed, but none dared to approach and say anything.
I cried and screamed, venting my emotions: "I don't want to be a pedophile! I'm still a virgin, I've never tasted a woman's touch, how can I willingly let myself be taken like this!"
With my face streaked with tears, I grabbed a beautiful woman who was watching the commotion and said, "Why don't you do me a favor and stay with me tonight?"
The pretty girl was so frightened by me that she backed away step by step, crying out in alarm.
Wait a minute, who was she calling just now? The pretty girl slipped behind an acquaintance while I wasn't looking, pretending to be weak.
Damn, why weren't you scared when you were watching the show? So hypocritical.
Wu Hui glanced at us, but said nothing.
Unafraid of the idiot, not knowing how to handle the situation, he stepped forward and said, "Miss, I'm sorry, this young man was just joking with you. Please don't mind him."
"Is this some kind of nonsense?!" A little girl dressed as a maid fiercely tried to argue with Wuju.
I looked her up and down, gave her a bright smile, and seductively said, "How about you come and keep me company?"
"You...you shameless..." The little guy blushed, whether from anger or from thinking something he shouldn't have.
Seeing his expression, I listlessly pounced on the acquaintance in front of the beautiful woman and said, "Clown, look, they're not cooperating. Why don't you come with me?"
The beautiful woman stared at me with wide eyes. I winked at her through my slits.
"Stop fooling around, look at the state you're in." His tone was indifferent and cold, revealing no emotion.
"Chou Qian, don't you love me anymore!" I pouted and narrowed my eyes. If he dared to say no, I would immediately sit on the ground and continue crying.
Chouqian glanced past me and said to Wu Hui, "Send him back."
"No," I clung to him, refusing to leave.
The beauty stood by anxiously.
Little girl, keep glaring at me. You deserve to go blind from glaring.
"He asked to come out himself. If you're so capable, send him back!" Wu Hui turned away coolly, not taking Chou Qian seriously.
Heh heh he's a future prince, a future royal! What can you do to him? Haha!
Just as I was feeling smug, a clear voice called out, "My benefactor?" My benefactor, is she calling me? I would have completely forgotten about her if she hadn't come out.
"What do you want?" I asked kindly.
"It's you. Has your father been buried yet?" Chou Qian's calm voice rang out.
"Yes, thank you for helping me out last time." Her voice was filled with admiration.
Damn, this girl really has good taste in our Clown Qian. But she calls Clown Qian her benefactor, so what am I? I won't do it. I'm the one who saved you today.
I glared at her and said, "Can't you see I'm here too!"
She smiled, her face instantly glowing, more beautiful than any beauty. Lang Sheng said, "Thank you for your righteous rescue, young master." "You're welcome," I readily accepted.
[Main Text: Chapter Twenty]
"I have settled my father in peace. Would it be permissible for me to serve by your side, sir?" the woman stated frankly, without any restraint. It was as if she were saying, "I like you. What about you?"
"Don't you even look at your own character? You dare dream of entering the Prime Minister's residence!" the beautiful woman stepped forward to mock. Not bad at all, such poise from a lady of high birth. Well done, I like it.
"I only wish to serve you, sir," the girl said, stating her humble aspirations with neither arrogance nor servility.
"You think you can just do whatever you want? Don't you know your own limitations?" the beauty retorted without hesitation.
As I watched the plot unfold, I whispered to Chou Qian, "I didn't realize you had someone else vying for your attention." With great interest, I moved my lips closer to his ear, brushing against his oddly shaped features, and continued, "Whom do you support?"
Chou Qian didn't answer, but instead peeled my head off and tried desperately to pull off my jade hands that were wrapped around his neck.
Damn, so stingy. I refused, holding him tightly and wrapping my legs around his waist with even more force. I just wouldn't let go.
He grabbed me, but I wouldn't let go. He glared at me, but I pretended not to see him.
Our tug-of-war drew Wu Hui's attention, who looked at Chou Qian with his bull-like eyes and asked, "Do you need my help?"
"I don't care." I glanced at him without regret, threatening him with my eyes.
“Pull him down.” Chouqian pushed me to find allies.
Despite my attempts to stop him, Wu Hui grabbed me and pulled me down. I struggled desperately to hold onto Chou Qian.
"Let go of me!" I yelled at Wu Hui.