Who is Wang Yuannan?
"...Wang Yuannan is Shishi, right, Brother Yu? Didn't we already agree on the details?"
"What should I say for the third sentence?"
"Damn it! Are you the one picking up girls or am I?"
"Holy crap... Where's the fourth line? Where's the fourth line?"
I'm completely speechless. Xiang Yu, oh Xiang Yu, how could he be so bad at picking up girls?
At this moment, I saw that Li Shishi and Zhang Bing had already reached the school gate, and they could see the cars parked across the road from each other.
I yelled into the phone, "Brother Yu, NOW! Come out quickly, get out of the car!"
But no matter how much I shouted, the Hyundai across the street didn't move. Li Shishi seemed puzzled as well, but she stood calmly at the door, pointing and gesturing, pretending to discuss something with Zhang Bing to buy time.
I shouted until my throat was burning, but Xiang Yu remained silent and didn't get out of the chariot.
I hung up the phone, dialed Liu Bang's number, and shouted, "Bangzi, what's going on?"
Liu Bang said, "If he doesn't go out, what can I do?"
Push him out!
Liu Bang: "You give it a try!"
I sighed deeply: "This fellow is not worth planning anything with!"
Since things had come to this point and the tide had turned, I texted Li Shishi, telling her to go out to dinner with Zhang Bing by herself, since she had already made her move.
I led Qin Shi Huang and Jing Ke, and stormed up to Xiang Yu, demanding, "What's going on with you? Are you filming 'Assembly'? You made us hold the line while you sneaked away."
Xiang Yu kept his head down, remaining silent for a long time before weakly saying, "I'm sorry."
I couldn't say anything more to him after he acted like that. I glanced at the back seat and saw a huge bouquet of flowers. I picked it up, smelled it, and asked, "Did you buy this?"
"Hmm," Xiang Yu hummed softly.
"Hey, these flowers look so familiar—carnations?! This is for Mom. What did you tell the florist?"
Xiang Yu kept his head down and said, "I told him I wanted to give this to the woman I loved most, and that I didn't want roses, so he gave me this."
I said, "Your language is quite poetic, and you even mentioned your most beloved woman. If you say you don't want roses, he'll definitely think you're giving them to your mother."
Xiang Yu said, "Throw it away."
I dodged his hand, rolled my eyes, and said, "This can be given to Baozi's mom."
Seeing that morale was low because Xiang Yu had deserted the battlefield, I raised my arms and shouted, "Brothers, let's go to Baozi's house this afternoon to propose marriage!"
They immediately perked up and asked, "Really?"
I laughed loudly, "Let me show you how to pick up girls!"
Chapter 86 The Xiang Family
Qin Shi Huang asked, "What have you prepared for the betrothal gifts?"
I shrugged and said, "What's there to prepare? Just grab a carton of milk when we get to the door."
Liu Bang scoffed and said, "How can anyone marry their daughter to you with this attitude?"
I said, "Bangzi, my current public identity is a junior manager with a monthly salary of 1400. If I bring over a few packs of Zhonghua and Moutai, Baozi's dad will definitely think I'm robbing him just because it's fake."
Liu Bang said, "Listen to me, he won't care where the money came from once he's tasted the sweetness of success. I didn't have any money back then either, but when it was Lu's (Empress Lü's father) birthday, I said I gave him a generous gift. What did Lu do? He still personally came to pick me up."
Jing Ke nudged Liu Bang and asked, "So, did you pay me or not?"
Liu Bang: "I don't have a damn amount of money. My clothes are all borrowed." At this point, Liu Bang glanced at Xiang Yu and said, "So, when it comes to picking up girls, it's all about having a thick skin. Can you do what I do for picking up girls? Even for Yu Ji."
I said disdainfully, "Can Lao Lü compare to Lao Xiang? Baozi's dad was an accountant his whole life."
Liu Bang said, "Are you an idiot? I was broke back then, but you're rich now, aren't you?"
At this moment, Xiang Yu suddenly tugged at Liu Bang's clothes and asked curiously, "So in the end, Old Lü didn't find out that you were just freeloading?"
Liu Bang laughed and said, "How could that be! Although Lao Lü is not an accountant, he employs a group of accountants. It all depends on your personal charm. Before he finds out, I will tell him that I am a poor wretch, but I admire him so much that I had to resort to this trick to sneak in and see your face."
I spat on the ground: "Pah, shameless."
Qin Shi Huang said with a smile, "It's really not easy to get Qiangzi She to say that."
I grabbed Liu Bang and said, "Brother Liu, teach your brother a thing or two!"
Everyone was stunned.
Liu Bang, in a confident and eloquent manner, said, "Just remember three words!"
Everyone was looking at him.
Liu Bang said righteously and sternly, "Shameless!"
Everyone fainted again.
"What's the main conflict between men? It's all about saving face. You're only shameless because you want to marry his daughter, and he's secretly pleased. This old man is just like a child. If you want to take his favorite toy, you have to play well with him first and make him consider you a friend. And the kind of friend who's a close confidant, someone you can talk to about anything and do bad things together."