Transmigrated Empresses (Male and Female)

Chapter 36

Zi Mo looked displeased and pushed me away, saying, "Don't talk nonsense. It's because the arrow is missing that the bow cannot be drawn."

"Without the receiver, the attacker can't enjoy himself!" I insisted on my opinion and didn't like his rebuttal. "May you have boundless merit and live forever."

Zi Mo also looked at me and said, "The bow is like thunder, the arrow like a whirlwind."

"The dominant one is loving, and the submissive one cherishes affection."

"The bow bends like the moon, the arrow spins upwards." It seems Zi Mo is determined to challenge me.

"A strong attack is justified, and a weak defense is innocent!"

"The bow determines the fate of the world, the arrow travels a thousand miles."

"Ah—! Ah—!" I yelled angrily. Damn it, you dare to talk back to me! "I'm not going to lower myself to your level!" I sat down, still seething with anger. I have nothing in common with people from ancient times.

"What's wrong with you now? With such a bad temper, how will you ever settle down?" Zi Mo crossed his arms, looking as if I were being unreasonable.

"Mind your own business! What do you know? I look down on your ignorance!"

"What's wrong with me? Bow and arrow are a universally recognized combination." Zi Mo is acting strangely today and is completely unrepentant.

"The top and bottom are the darlings of fujoshi!" I kicked him, angrily calling him stupid. I'm already in this state, why do you care about the top and bottom?! Aren't you going to comfort me?!

"Never heard of it." Zi Mo dodged my foot, showing no intention of compromising.

"What have you heard of! You're just a pushover!" I angrily pulled a fruit peel from my sleeve and threw it at him.

"What's wrong with you? I don't know what you're talking about." Zi Mo caught it quickly. He stepped forward and shook my sleeve to check if there were any hidden weapons inside.

I also avoided him, not letting him succeed.

"What do you want now? Can't you just be quiet?!" Damn it, you dare to complain.

I smiled sweetly at him and said, "Unless you let me sleep with you!"

"Enpi? What's that?" Zi Mo raised a thick eyebrow and asked without hesitation.

I shook out my clothes and told you honestly, "You'll know once I've had my way with you."

"Hurry up and get it done!" Zi Mo seemed a little impatient.

"That's not a good idea..." I hesitated, thinking I should wait two more years, until I'm older...

"What's wrong with it? Enpi is difficult." Zimo asked.

I shrugged: "That's a bit difficult." Unless it's a matriarchal society, or I'm multi-talented, but I feel like I'm not good enough—I have the desire but not the guts. At most, I could pick a few Ns like me.

At that moment, I suddenly realized, damn it, none of my brothers could participate in the NP (NP) event, damn it, we lost again.

Zi Mo pointed at my distracted state and asked, "When are you going to ask Fourth Brother for help?"

I looked at him in surprise: "You really want me to be a NP?"

"You're only explaining who's the seme and uke now? Then hurry up and explain." I was speechless, staring deeply into his eyes: "You really want to have a NP with me..." I was looking forward to it!

Zi Mo's gaze paused for a moment, then cleared again. "If you really want to, I don't mind."

"That's great! You're such a good brother." I excitedly went up and hugged him, and gave him a kiss.

Zi Mo ruffled my hair and laughed heartlessly.

“Remember what I said today,” I reminded him.

"good."

"Yay!" I gave him a victory sign, then immediately thought, "Should we draw up a written agreement?"

"If you need it." Zi Mo spread his hands, letting me do as I pleased.

"Forget it, even marriages can end in divorce, let alone a non-marital relationship with no legal effect."

"Marriage? Divorce?" A silly look crept onto Zi Mo's face. He stared at me with two black holes in his eyes, asking me a question that even a child wouldn't ask.

"It's about marrying and divorcing." (A nonsensical phrase.)

"Understood!" He nodded knowingly.

After getting off the car, I happily ran towards my little courtyard, with Zimo following behind.

"Aren't you going back yet?" We're not even going that way.

"I want to discuss the specifics of the West Wind with you."

I frowned and said, "Let's not talk about work after work."

Upon hearing this, Zi Mo adopted a stern demeanor, staring at me with a stern gaze. A subtle undercurrent flickered in his usually gentle eyes: "As a subject, one should always serve the country and its people, disregarding personal gain or loss, keeping the bright and clear world in one's heart, and caring for the poor and needy..."

I raised my hands in surrender: "Overtime! Overtime! Stop nagging!" You're already this long-winded before you're even old; you'll be driven crazy when you're old. I'm not going to nag you anymore! I kicked over the desk next to the door in annoyance and, with "firm" steps, walked into my warm little nest.

"Little grass! Little grass! -- No fragrance, no towering height, you are a little grass no one knows!" The little grass came over, and I tore off a branch from the roadside and stuffed it into the little grass's hand: "Here you go, my beauty."

"Thank you, young master." Xiao Cao bowed respectfully to me.

“This is my fourth brother.” I pointed to the uninvited guest behind me.

May the Fourth Young Master be well.

"Forget it!" Zi Mo waved his sleeve, treating her like dirt.