Transmigrated Empresses (Male and Female)

Chapter 60

Wu Hui asked curiously, "Why did he go to participate in the competition? He's overestimating himself!"

The transvestite's eyes crinkled with laughter: "You didn't see it? He's been crawling around since the beginning, it's hilarious!" The transvestite suppressed a silly laugh, looking at me with a radiant expression.

If you're so capable, come down here and let me kiss you.

Zi Mo made a gesture to me to go up, but I ignored him.

He blew a kiss to the crowd, strode to the judges' table, kicked over their chairs and table, and shouted, "Announce that I won!"

"This...this...!"

"You little devil! Hurry up, I'm getting impatient!" I kicked him. I was determined to reclaim my place.

The elderly judge hid behind a pillar and looked at the old man in the main seat.

I glanced over and saw that he was alright-looking; his beard wasn't stuck to his hair.

He stood up from the main seat and said, "Young master, you assaulted your colleague and attacked the judges. You are now disqualified from the competition."

"Why? I'm perfectly fine, why did you disqualify me?!" I didn't hit anyone, and now I've helped the judges back to their seats!

"Judge, are you alright? I was just being ignorant. Please forgive my rudeness and don't hold it against a simpleton like me. If you really have a problem with me, you can go to the Prime Minister. The Prime Minister often praises my good temper."

I smiled like a flower that never fades.

With my kind assistance, the judge returned to his seat.

"Lord Shen, you are too kind. I just tripped and fell by accident."

I nodded. He is a promising young man.

"See? Grandpa, announce that I'm number one!" I wag my tail, waiting for the reward.

He pulled over a man with a swollen face and red neck and said, "You just beat him up."

"Assault?" That's a serious accusation, I'm scared!

I grabbed the man and painfully examined his injuries: "Young man, who was so heartless as to hurt you like this? What a pity, what a waste of such a fine body. But where does it hurt? Let me blow on it for you." After I finished speaking, I was about to take off his clothes and "treat" him in front of everyone.

He strained to protect his coat, saying, "Brother, I'm fine, please let go!"

I clapped my hands in satisfaction; he's a good kid who deserves promotion.

"Grandpa, you saw it too, he's fine. Hurry up and say I'm number one. I don't have time to waste on you. Xiao Qianqian is waiting for me to have tea!" I threatened him blatantly, standing on tiptoe.

Zi Mo turned around, pulled me over, and respectfully said to the old man, "Master, please forgive me. My younger brother was being naughty, please don't take it to heart."

Zi Mo bowed to the old man.

I looked at them while blowing my hair. Zi Mo's teacher, isn't that the Grand Tutor, a first-rank official? Oh! Oh! What an impressive official position! But so what? Qian Qing won't kill me over such a trivial matter.

I peeked at him through the crack in the door, feeling utterly smug: "Hurry up! If you're too late, I'm still not number one, or I'll go argue with the Emperor!"

Zi Mo pulled me and told me to shut up.

But it's my mouth, you can't control what I say.

"You—you've rebelled! If I don't send you to the Ministry of Justice for a couple of days, you won't know that there are gods watching over you. Guards…" But he didn't finish his sentence. Wu Hui, Zi Mo, the transvestite, instantly protected me behind him.

Wu Hui said, "If you keep nagging, I'll kill you." Good for you.

Zi Mo said, "If it is my fault as the elder brother, then I will be the one to be punished." He was the one who should go.

These past two days, I haven't seen my ugly humility. He stood up straight and stood in opposition, unfazed by the old man's intimidation with his title, and said, "Grand Tutor, please calm down. Lord Shen learned his lesson a few days ago, and the Emperor has already punished him. We'd better not waste our time with him."

Go ahead and punish them! But punishing them will offend three powerful figures at the same time, pshaw!

The old man, with a stern face, finally said:

"Since the Prime Minister has spoken, I will certainly give you face. However, this competition cannot be allowed to be won by an ignorant brat!" The old Grand Tutor glared angrily at me as he spoke.

I'll kill him with my eyes. If you don't make me number one, I'll definitely steal your granddaughter to vent my anger.

Chou Qian raised his hand to quiet the crowd and announced the result of the competition quite objectively. I scanned him with my laser eyes and was about to kick him off the field.

At the crucial moment, Chou Qian turned around and said, "I'll grant you eight wishes, stop fooling around."

"Really!" My eyes lit up; it looked as good as Aladdin's lamp.

Chou Qian nodded, and I swallowed hard. Heh heh, I want you to do a pole dance for me… (daydreaming).

Zi Mo and Wu Hui took me away.

Wu Hui pinched my face and said, "Can't you just give me some peace and quiet? You never even know how you died."

Who says I don't know? It must have died of old age. I rubbed my baby's cheek, which was red from being pinched. I hope it doesn't get disfigured.

Zi Mo laughed and said, "The song you sang just now was very nice. When you ask your fourth brother to sleep with you someday, your fourth brother will sing it for you."

My gut feeling went cold; please, leave me alone.

Wu Hui, with a sour face, asked, "How old are you? Still sleeping with your brother? Have you no shame?"

You've pinched my face until it's bruised, I don't care whether I keep it or not.

I put my arm around Zimo's shoulder, my tail wagging in a circle, and said, "Serves you right for not having a brother."

"You—! You—!"