Transmigrated Empresses (Male and Female)

Chapter 89

As I was walking forward with seriousness, a small voice said, "Lord Shen, you've gone the wrong way."

I instinctively looked up, and sure enough, it was the way home.

"This is the way to the Imperial Study."

I glared at him: "Why are you still following me? Hasn't Qianqing abandoned you?!"

"Reporting to Lord Shen, His Majesty was afraid you would get lost, so he specially ordered me to take you there."

Damn it. Fine, I'll go. I'll see what you can do to me.

Shaking off my magnificent court robes, I strode forward: "One lover is not enough, two are too many, oh, can I have two fruits from one flower, and sing a greedy song? It's my fault."

This flower was pretty, I picked it. Mmm, it smelled wonderful.

Xiao Hai opened his mouth as if to say something. I gave him a warning look, and he choked back his words.

"One lover is not enough, two are too many. Can we have two fruits from one flower? Let's sing a greedy song, for good things come to those who wait."

"Lord Shen..." Xiao Hai looked at me timidly. I sniffed the flowers and glanced at him: "What!"

"Vulgar singing and dancing are prohibited in the imperial palace." After saying this, Xiao Hai's head was practically sticking out of his skin, as if he could see the King of Hell.

"It's a heavy place, so find me a light place. I'll sing for a while first." I pulled him along. "Come on, let's find a light place."

Xiao Hai pulled his sleeve back and reluctantly changed his words, saying, "Lord Shen, you sing."

"That's a good boy." I patted the top of his head. "That's how you have a future. Did I sing well?"

"It sounds beautiful, it sounds beautiful."

"You know your stuff. Let me sing you another one. Three women aren't enough, six are too few, can I have them all? I'll take care of all the women's problems myself. Doesn't that sound even better?"

Xiao Hai nodded, feigning ignorance: "Yes, yes."

"You're a promising student." I plucked another one. Hmm, this one smells even better.

Xiao Hai suddenly opened his mouth and said in disbelief, "That's Consort De's favorite Wing Chun tree. There's only one in the entire palace."

One plant! Let me look at the beautiful plant in my hand. Can I put it back in her place?

[Text: Chapter 52]

"Who is Consort De?" Let's see if she has the ability to make me pretend again.

"The Prime Minister's own sister."

What an ugly older sister! I'd better hurry up and put her back in. "Find some tape."

Xiao Hai snapped out of his daze and asked, "What is tape?"

They don't even have any tape; their technology is outdated. "Bring me a rope."

"What does Lord Shen need the rope for?"

"Take it back." I held the flowers and gestured with a pen, indicating where to put them.

Xiao Hai said decisively, "It's no use for Lord Shen to take it back. He might as well keep it if he likes it."

I immediately stood up and looked at him: "You said that if they ask who picked them, you should say that you did it."

Xiao Hai looked at me in disbelief.

I patted his shoulder reassuringly and said kindly, "Xiao Hai, you see, this chief eunuch in the palace should have been replaced long ago. I will recommend you to the Emperor."

"This..." It's not your turn.

"Stop with the 'this' and 'that' talk, we're like brothers." She climbed onto his shoulder and put her arm around him: "Tell me, aren't we brothers?"

"I wouldn't dare," Xiao Hai said, bending down to avoid me and bowing.

Hopeless. You think you're the sun just because I give you sunshine? I stopped smiling and said fiercely, "Just tell me who picked these flowers."

Xiao Hai wiped his sweat and guessed what I was thinking: "It was the younger one who pinched him."

"Well done." I put my arm around his shoulder with a sense of righteous indignation: "Let's go get some drinks."

Xiao Hai dodged even faster this time, bowing and saying, "His Majesty summons Lord Shen to the Imperial Study."

I almost forgot. "I'll treat you another day."

"I wouldn't dare."

If I don't dare, I'll save some money.

I put the flower into Qianqing's ink. "Alright, if you really can't stand it, just say that Qianqing made you do it."

Xiao Hai silently wiped away his cold sweat and brought me a chair to sit on.

I spontaneously took a blanket from Qianqing's bed to use as a base, and hey, there's also a Kitty cat, let me hug it.

Just as my hand was about to touch the target, a voice that was neither male nor female said, "Lord Shen, this item is for Consort Sun and cannot be opened."

It was for her. I thought about it and decided it was fine; I could afford to offend her.

I gave Xiaohai a threatening look: "If you don't give it to me, I'll hug Qianqing's pillow."

Xiao Hai hesitated for a moment: "Let's take the cat instead."