Transmigrated Empresses (Male and Female)

Chapter 213

I advise you not to be delusional. You're so stupid, yet you still want to assassinate Chou Qian? That's laughable.

"I didn't say I wanted to assassinate him!" Qi Zhi looked up excitedly, flusteredly trying to explain. When he saw me, his tongue stammered. "You..." he quickly lowered his head, "Your clothes are disheveled, where is your manners!"

I looked at myself and saw that I was perfectly normal; nothing was showing.

"This is an utter disgrace to Young Master Sikong!"

Upon hearing this, I kicked over a chair and jumped in front of him: "Who are you talking about! What did I say about him!"

"Young Master Sikong's talent is renowned throughout the world, yet your family has raised a girl like you. Don't you feel ashamed of your master?" He tried to look up, but couldn't: "Get out! I don't want to see you!"

"Do you think I want to see you? You're crazy!" Fine, I won't see you then, I'll just go home.

No sooner had he left than he added, "Be mindful of your attire when you go out, lest you tarnish the reputation of the Sikong Mansion."

I turned around angrily, "None of your business! I'm dressed like this, it's none of your business! If I'm happy, I can take off two more layers, I'll take them off for you to see now..." I tantrumly unbuttoned my clothes.

He probably couldn't see anything, and kept muttering, "It can't be Young Master Sikong's maid."

"Nonsense! He's not worthy to carry my shoes!"

As soon as I finished speaking, I felt like a cannon was aimed at my head. I looked up and met Qi Zhi's fiery eyes, which were dull and stupid. "What are you looking at! Haven't you ever seen a beautiful woman before!"

"You—!" Her eyes widened like saucers. "You have no manners!"

How dare you say I'm ill-mannered! I'll take off my shoe and throw it in his face to teach him a lesson: "You bastard!"

Qi Zhi turned his head, and his shoe flew out the window. He looked at me, trembling, and said, "Even if you were Sikong's maid, no one would want you!"

How dare you talk back to me! I swung my other shoe at him. "Shut up!"

"Are you afraid of what people will say if you do it?"

"Of course I'm afraid of what people will say, that I'll never get married because of this, can you afford to compensate me?!" You're crazy! My feet are on the ground, the soles are ice cold, no, I need to find my shoes. I'll take two books under my feet and go find my shoes.

Put down your book!

"I'm not interested in arguing with you, leave me alone." Finding the shoes is important.

...

"Put down the book!" He chased after me and pulled it from my feet.

My God! Even if I used the Imperial Seal as a stepping stone, Qian Qing wouldn't dare pull it off. "If you're a man, let go!"

"My book!"

"I'll use it for a bit."

"No! You can't touch my book!" He actually lay down on the ground and pulled it out.

I stared at him in disbelief, dumbfounded. I hadn't seen such a pure-hearted man in ages. I watched with great interest as he carefully pulled the book out. Too much force and the book would break; too little and it wouldn't come out. Hehe... This kid is really strange!

He pulled it once, glared at me, pulled it again, glared at me again, as if he could make me glare.

Seeing how pitiful he looked, I took pity on him and asked, "Do you like Sikong Qian?"

Upon hearing this, he stared at me blankly, forgetting to pull out his book.

"I can tell you his zodiac sign, hobbies, height, blood type, and QQ number." On the condition that I let him go put on his shoes.

He snapped out of his daze and quickly retreated a meter away from me, saying, "Nonsense!" He then sheepishly returned to his room and slammed the door shut.

I shrugged. See? This guy has a problem.

--Rattling two tattered books--Going to find my shoes

...

I crawled through wetlands, crawled through straw, and waded across streams, finally reaching the outside of Qi Zhi's window. I put on my wretched shoes; how could I not get dirty after falling into mud pits?

Looking at myself now, I don't need the veil anymore. If anyone still has impure thoughts in this outfit, I'm absolutely stunning. I can't let Mother find out. I need to sneak out.

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Royal Palace

Qianqing was engrossed in reading, while Fuhai sat beside her, grinding ink. The two worked quietly in the room, the only sound the scratching of paper and pen. Suddenly, Qianqing looked up at Fuhai and said, "Go downstairs first."

"Yes, Your Majesty." Fu Hai disappeared, and an old man appeared in the previously empty room: "Greetings, Your Majesty."

"Get up, what is it?"

"Your Majesty, Lord Shen is strolling in the street dressed as a woman."

What?! "He doesn't want to live anymore!"

"Your Majesty, he went with Madam Mu, but later had a fight with Qi Zhi and ran away on his own. No one stopped him, and he has been dressed as a woman ever since."

Qianqing hurriedly put down her pen and ink, changed into casual clothes, and said, "Come with me to take a look."

"Your Majesty, do not worry. It is already late, and no one will pay attention to Lord Shen."

"I'm afraid someone with ulterior motives will cause trouble."

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