Je vends des vêtements et j'achète du vin à boire avec toi

Chapitre 13

"Oh? Then I wonder what the relationship is between Miss Feng and the Third Young Master..." Qin Yayin omitted the question, but her probing intent was clear. Feng Ning answered first: "I am a bodyguard and assassin hired by Third Master Long."

The word "assassin" was emphasized so heavily that Qin Chang almost spat out his tea. Long San hired an assassin? He looked at Long San, who calmly looked at Feng Ning. Feng Ning smiled at him and continued eating.

Qin Yayin was taken aback by the answer and didn't know how to respond, so she blankly repeated, "Assassin?"

“Yes.” Feng Ning wiped her mouth with a handkerchief, staring at Qin Yayin, and said mysteriously, “Third Master has too many troubles that he can’t solve, so he had to pay me a lot of money to come here…” She turned to Long San with a sweet smile, then turned back to stare at Qin Yayin and said, “Kill all the women who are bothering him!”

Author's Note: Please use your imagination to describe the imposing manner with which Feng Ning said those last words! I, for one, was absolutely laughing my head off, hahaha~~~

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9. The Third Madam of the Dragon Clan who married a pig...

The words "Kill them all" were spoken with great force, and Feng Ning even made a chopping gesture with her hand to emphasize the effect. Qin Yayin was dumbfounded and speechless for a long time. Qin Chang choked on his tea, coughing so hard he almost couldn't breathe.

Feng Ning was very satisfied with their reactions. She smiled sweetly and continued eating. Only Long San, whether bewildered by her or something else, didn't say a word and just stared at her.

Qin Yayin stood there for a long time before finally stammering, "Miss Feng, Miss Feng is really good at joking." This was a barely acceptable way to smooth things over.

Feng Ning gave her a mischievous grin, letting her imagine whatever she wanted. Qin Chang seemed to have caught her breath, finding it increasingly amusing. She looked at her sister and then at Feng Ning, bursting into laughter: "Long San, where did you find such an interesting girl?"

"I picked it up by the roadside," Long San answered seriously, earning him a glare from Feng Ning.

Qin Chang laughed: "Where did you find it? I want to find one too."

"Does Young Master Qin have quite a few troubles as well?" Feng Ning asked.

Qin Chang straightened his posture and coughed lightly: "Look at my handsome appearance, it's no wonder I'm popular."

"Is Young Master Qin married?"

"You already have a wife." This question intrigued Qin Chang. He raised an eyebrow, looking frivolous, and waited for Feng Ning to continue.

Feng Ning said earnestly, "Then Young Master Qin doesn't need to go through all that trouble picking up assassins on the road. Entrusting this important task to your lady will definitely be more effective than us assassins."

Qin Chang glanced at Long San and saw that he was not displeased with his and Feng Ning's teasing. He figured that this girl was not close to him, so he continued with peace of mind: "My wife is frail and weak, unlike Miss Feng who is so heroic. I'm afraid she can't handle so many of them."

Feng Ning frowned slightly, resting her chin on her hand as if deep in thought: "Sigh, I didn't want to teach you this trick, but since you're in such a dilemma, I'll tell you anyway." She leaned forward slightly and said in a mysterious and soft voice: "Give the big pair of scissors to Madam. If used properly, it's enough to deal with just one person."

This time, Qin Chang was dumbfounded and speechless for a long time. Qin Yayin, who was standing to the side, did not understand and asked, "What do you mean?" Qin Chang could not explain and finally stammered, "Miss Feng, Miss Feng is really good at joking."

Long San couldn't stay calm this time. He first rubbed his forehead, then started eating, figuring that keeping himself busy was the best thing to do.

Although Qin Yayin didn't understand what he meant, she knew from the situation that it wasn't anything nice. She had already recovered from her surprise and was starting to feel angry that she had been tricked. "Brother, I don't think today is convenient. Let's invite the Third Young Master to a private gathering another day. It will be easier to talk then without any outsiders."

Feng Ning nodded vigorously: "That's absolutely right. It's easier to talk when there are no outsiders around. Well then, Young Master Qin and Miss Qin, take care." Qin Yayin secretly glared at Qin Chang, then bid him farewell and left.

As soon as the two left, Feng Ning immediately put on a stern face and snorted three times at Long San. Long San said, "You still snort? What nonsense are you spouting? What 'big scissors'? Is that something a woman should say?"

Feng Ning shouted, "He flirted with me, didn't you see? You didn't protect me, and you're blaming me." Long Sanzhen hadn't even finished complaining when Feng Ning retorted with just one sentence. He was about to speak when Feng Ning threw down her chopsticks and said, "I'm full, I'm going home."

Seeing her throwing a tantrum, Long San also lost his temper and didn't want to talk to her anymore. He stopped saying what he was going to say and continued eating. Feng Ning sat to the side glaring at him, and after a while said, "Then I'll go back by myself."

"Whatever."

Feng Ning strode away, but after a while she rushed back and said to Long San, "Give me some silver."

"do what?"

"Buy big shears."

"..." Long San was speechless. He had never seen a woman who was so troublesome. He put down his chopsticks and was about to scold her when Feng Ning made a face and said, "I'm just making you angry." She turned around and left.

Long San stared at the doorway, thought for a moment, and decided to continue eating his meal. After he had finished eating and drinking, he walked out of Zhenwei Restaurant, only to see Feng Ning loitering not far away. He pretended not to see her and continued walking forward. When Feng Ning saw him come out, she followed behind him.

Neither of them spoke, and they walked a short distance apart. Long San asked, "Did you buy the big scissors?"

Feng Ning pouted and didn't answer, but stole a glance at the trinkets she had bought in his hand. She had forgotten about them when she left in a hurry.

Long San asked again, "Weren't you supposed to be very strong-willed? You could get angry and leave whenever you wanted, so why are you still wandering around here after all this time?"

"Hmph," Feng Ning replied, "Of course I have important business to attend to."

Long San stopped and turned to face her: "If you act like this again, I won't bring you out again." Feng Ning bit her lip and turned her head stubbornly. Long San stared at her, waiting for her to speak. She had no choice but to turn around and say angrily, "Then I'll be your first wife for one day, and you have to protect me for one day. If we divorce in the future, whether I live or die is none of your business, but as long as I'm still in your Long family, you can't let outsiders bully me."

That was all she asked for. Her eyes were frank, which touched Long San's heart, and he nodded involuntarily, "Okay." Feng Ning, seeing that he didn't seem to be bluffing, finally smiled. She reached out to snatch the thing from his hand and said happily, "Then we're temporarily reconciled."

Long San returned her things and led her towards the Long residence. After walking for a while, Feng Ning asked, "Long San, was I afraid of water before?"

"There's nothing to be afraid of."

"Is that right? You're not sure?" Feng Ning said, "I just stood by the lake for a while, and I still feel dizzy, my hands and feet feel weak, and my heart is racing. I'm very afraid of water."

Long San replied, "You once invited people to go boating on the lake, so I deduced that you are not afraid of water. Your current condition is probably because you once drowned."

"Inviting someone to go boating on the lake? Who?" Does she have friends here too?

Long San stopped, glanced at her, and replied, "My second brother."

Feng Ning stared in surprise, and after a long while, she stammered, "Second...Second Uncle?" Long San nodded, "Yes." Feng Ning asked blankly, "Why did you invite him?"

Long San patiently replied, "I don't know what you're thinking specifically. I only know that Second Brother is in charge of the family, and your family initially didn't want you to marry me."

Feng Ning stood there dumbfounded as Long San continued walking forward. She paused for a moment, then silently followed behind him. The two remained silent the rest of the way back to the Long residence. Long San went to his courtyard, and Feng Ning followed him there as well.