Je suis née beauté, et je suis suprême - Chapitre 19
Why am I the one who hit someone, and why am I the one screaming like a ghost? Am I really that unlucky?
I sat down on the ground unwillingly, kicked my feet, and sang: "Everyone come and see! The Prince of Shouping is forcibly abducting men in the street to take back as male concubines! Why is my life so miserable! I finally escaped the fire pit, only to fall into the wolf's den!"
Several people surrounded him, seemingly fearless and unperturbed, but none dared to approach and say anything.
I cried and screamed, venting my emotions: "I don't want to be a pedophile! I'm still a virgin, I've never tasted a woman's touch, how can I willingly let myself be taken like this!"
With my face streaked with tears, I grabbed a beautiful woman who was watching the commotion and said, "Why don't you do me a favor and stay with me tonight?"
The pretty girl was so frightened by me that she backed away step by step, crying out in alarm.
Wait a minute, who was she calling just now? The pretty girl slipped behind an acquaintance while I wasn't looking, pretending to be weak.
Damn, why weren't you scared when you were watching the show? So hypocritical.
Wu Hui glanced at us, but said nothing.
Unafraid of the idiot, not knowing how to handle the situation, he stepped forward and said, "Miss, I'm sorry, this young man was just joking with you. Please don't mind him."
"Is this some kind of nonsense?!" A little girl dressed as a maid fiercely tried to argue with Wuju.
I looked her up and down, gave her a bright smile, and seductively said, "How about you come and keep me company?"
"You...you shameless..." The little guy blushed, whether from anger or from thinking something he shouldn't have.
Seeing his expression, I listlessly pounced on the acquaintance in front of the beautiful woman and said, "Clown, look, they're not cooperating. Why don't you come with me?"
The beautiful woman stared at me with wide eyes. I winked at her through my slits.
"Stop fooling around, look at the state you're in." His tone was indifferent and cold, revealing no emotion.
"Chou Qian, don't you love me anymore!" I pouted and narrowed my eyes. If he dared to say no, I would immediately sit on the ground and continue crying.
Chouqian glanced past me and said to Wu Hui, "Send him back."
"No," I clung to him, refusing to leave.
The beauty stood by anxiously.
Little girl, keep glaring at me. You deserve to go blind from glaring.
"He asked to come out himself. If you're so capable, send him back!" Wu Hui turned away coolly, not taking Chou Qian seriously.
Heh heh he's a future prince, a future royal! What can you do to him? Haha!
Just as I was feeling smug, a clear voice called out, "My benefactor?" My benefactor, is she calling me? I would have completely forgotten about her if she hadn't come out.
"What do you want?" I asked kindly.
"It's you. Has your father been buried yet?" Chou Qian's calm voice rang out.
"Yes, thank you for helping me out last time." Her voice was filled with admiration.
Damn, this girl really has good taste in our Clown Qian. But she calls Clown Qian her benefactor, so what am I? I won't do it. I'm the one who saved you today.
I glared at her and said, "Can't you see I'm here too!"
She smiled, her face instantly glowing, more beautiful than any beauty. Lang Sheng said, "Thank you for your righteous rescue, young master." "You're welcome," I readily accepted.
"You dare!" The girl remained defiant even as death approached.
"superior!"
"You try!" the man declared. The two groups were on the verge of fighting.
I kindly pulled off the jade pendant from Wu Hui's waist, held it high, and ran to them, saying, "Brothers, stop! A tiger is coming from behind!" The man saw the token in my hand, his eyes darted around, and finally settled on Wu Hui, laughing like a country bumpkin rooster.
After the leader saw the name tag I was holding, the girl abandoned the girl, pulled up her pants, and ran away.
Hehe, this thing is really useful, I'm not keeping it.
I hid it in my clothes and ran back.
"Give it to me!" Wu Hui shouted.
I looked up at the sky and pretended to be deaf.
"Give it to me!" The tone turned arrogant again.
I looked down at my shoes, and oh no! The seams were coming undone. I had to go back and ask my mother to get me new ones.
"Give it to me!" The ox is dying.
I fiddled with my hair, thankfully it wasn't split.
"Big Brother!" The man stepped forward and bowed respectfully to Wu Hui, but Wu Hui ignored him completely.
Big brother? Oh, we're family.
"Give it to me!" He was ready to punch me.
"Huihui, he's talking to you! How can you be so rude! Say hello!"
"No—no need—sister-in-law!" the guy hurriedly spoke up for Wu Hui.
"Damn it, what did you just call me?!" I raised my voice to 80,000 decibels, wanting to chop him up.
Wu Hui stared blankly at the perpetrator for a moment.