Je suis née beauté, et je suis suprême - Chapitre 156
When flies do something wrong or ask me for a favor, they like to call me to repent. I really can't stand this kind of calling, which is almost like calling a pet, so I hit one of them. Don't think that just because I hit him, he didn't fight back; he hit me back just as hard.
Lao Tzu used five parts of his strength, but he definitely used ten parts.
That ungrateful fly! I treated him so well for nothing.
After we finished fighting, he lay on top of me, laughing happily and calling me "Regretful." At that moment, I felt that the sunlight in my entire field of vision was not as bright as his smile (now that I think about it, it must have been a cloudy day).
Flies are very good-looking, just like Su Gu said, they are all equally good-looking, but I still think my house flies are better looking, not in terms of appearance, but in terms of temperament.
Su Gu was resolute, and even though he sometimes dressed in a neutral style, he still exuded the nobility of a noble family.
Flies are different. The fly's temperament is its own indulgence and carefree nature. This adjective is not my own idea. It is the word that Sikong gave me when Laozi inadvertently passed by the Imperial Study and the Emperor talked about him. Sikong said: "At such an age, such behavior is not to be ignored."
I don't know what they mean, and I don't care to know. Anyway, Fly is just a little kid, what's there to worry about? Even if he really causes a big disaster, I'm here, what's there to worry about?
I know that flies sometimes rely on me a lot, following me around all day. They like to watch the excitement with me, so I create excitement for them every day.
Time flies by, and before I knew it, seeing flies every day had become a habit.
I love seeing his timid, shrinking figure and his eagerness to be the first to seize any opportunity.
My familiarity with him gradually reached a point that infuriated Zi Mo. Once, Zi Mo actually stopped me outside the Emperor's palace and told me to stay away from his brother.
But I don't care. If he dares to mess with me, I'd be happy to send him on his way. So what if he's the son of the Minister of Revenue? Even if the Minister of Works blocks my path, I'll still challenge his family.
Aside from being at home, I'm always with flies.
The flies are getting more and more audacious. Sometimes they not only disregard me but also fight and rob right in front of me. But I'm not a good person either, so I don't meddle in their business.
But when he misbehaves, I will still beat him. I can't stand the disobedience of inferior beings.
He probably deserves a beating. Once I find out and teach him a lesson, he'll behave a lot.
I'm used to taking him everywhere I go, used to his ghostly figure being there wherever I go, and even more used to the feeling of beating him when he misbehaves. I've realized I'm a freak; I can't feel at ease if he doesn't cause me trouble for a day.
[Bonus Chapter: Ouyang Wu Hui (Part Two)]
I really dislike Su Gu touching Yi randomly while acting. Yi is so small, what if he hurts him? I always let him do that during class.
If you annoy me, I don't care if you're from a prestigious family or not, I'll just kill you first.
My father spoiled the fly like a younger brother because he was a year younger than me.
I don't know when, but my simple thoughts changed, and that pure and beautiful era became a precious memory in my life on the battlefield.
The weirder the fly looks, the more strange it becomes. I didn't say it looks like a fly, but that it looks weird.
Sometimes the Emperor and the Minister of Works would sit together and whisper about him. I don't know what there is to whisper about, especially after the fly told Sun Xiaosheng's love story, the Minister of Works looked at him strangely.
The emperor even mobilized his personal guards to follow him. The emperor was not an easy person to get along with. I dare say that he had nothing in his eyes but profit and power. If he didn't like someone, his target would definitely be to kill that person's whole family.
If something can get his attention, it must be something important.
Those few days I was very worried that the Emperor might kill the flies.
The first thing I do when I get up in the morning is run to the back gate of his house and wait for him to come out (I absolutely refuse to enter the homes of people of lower social standing).
Every time I stand at the door, I think: what will I do if he doesn't come out? Negotiate with the emperor, or just let this person disappear from my sight and pretend that the past few years of getting along were an illusion?
Two months later, the Emperor and the Minister of Works stopped investigating him. I felt like I had been released from prison. It was from that moment that I realized I really liked that fly. I liked watching it fly happily, fly recklessly, fly tremblingly, fly proudly, and fly carefree.
Yi was very handsome; at ten years old, people would mistake him for a girl. Whenever this happened, he would clench his fist and curse the person's ancestors.
Different clothes always look different on Yi. Laozi doesn't understand clothing, but Su Gu likes to imitate his style. The two grown men dress themselves up in such a bizarre and eccentric way every day. It's simply unbelievable.
Flies are cunning when they laugh, but they like to play the victim when they're not laughing.
He was a walking beacon of light, and everyone's eyes would inevitably turn to him, whether to criticize or praise him. He made us proud guys look more and more ridiculous.
Flies hold grudges. He always says the emperor is petty, but he himself is the most petty of all. He even remembers the words I used to insult him three years ago, down to the exact pauses. He's simply unacceptable.
Even if he holds a grudge, I'll still hit him. Especially after I hit him, the way he looks like he's about to cry but has to makes me want to squeeze him out of shape.
Along the way, despite the fly's many shortcomings, we have done our best to protect him, letting him be arrogant, active, and free.
But things often don't go as planned. That time, Su Gu threw him off the horse, and as I watched him roll onto the grass, I was instantly terrified. The scene before me suddenly became blurry.
Zi Mo was dumbfounded. The Emperor and Qian Qing just watched; the flies weren't theirs, so of course they didn't care.
None of us dared to step forward. When the fly sat on the ground crying, I breathed a sigh of relief. Truly, a scourge lives on for a thousand years. You can be the scourge! Just live well.
He's handsome, he's lazy, he's disobedient, he's quiet, he's by my side—whichever version of him I am, he's someone I can bully, not someone you weeds can touch.
When I got back, I hit Su Gu. Su Gu didn't fight back, but Si Kong stood by and spoke up for Su Gu.
The first time I was annoyed by Sikong, the first time I felt that Sikong's wisdom was terrifying. He said that the fly was doing it on purpose, that the fly might be in a bad mood and was making everyone else in a bad mood as well.
He said that the flies wouldn't let us off so easily. As a result, the flies didn't go to school for four months and didn't see any of us during that time. Su Gu and I spent four months worrying, waiting for Sikong to realize what was going on.
But when I saw the fly pouting angrily, I felt that my anxiety and waiting over the past few days had finally paid off.
Whether it was intentional or accidental, how wonderful it would be if he could just live his life carefree.
When he was "seriously ill and left the house," Su Gu and I went to pick him up to play football. To my surprise, Sikong, who had been talking badly about Fly, also came. I felt that Fly's behavior that day had changed Sikong's arrogant belief.
The Emperor and the Minister of Works enjoyed listening to flies talk. Sometimes, an unexpected remark from a fly would keep the Emperor and the Minister of Works pondering for a long time.