Je suis née beauté, et je suis suprême - Chapitre 360
Who are you?!
I perked up at the mention of it; I love it when people ask me to sign up. I clapped my hands, put my legs together, covered my eyes with one hand, and scratched my ear with the other: "The most beautiful and charming person in the Water Curtain Cave of Flower Fruit Mountain, who reigns supreme over heaven and earth, dominates demons and monsters, and has defeated immortals, is none other than the Great Sage Equaling Heaven! May I ask who the creature opposite is?"
The old man was furious and was about to retaliate when he was struck by a stone thrown by my great husband, causing him to vomit blood.
"Hehe, I'm really sorry, my subordinates are Sha Wujing and Zhu Bajie, I forgot to tell you."
"Someone come here..."
A large group of people were about to step forward.
Chou Qian used a silver thread to slice through the lotus stone behind the woman, and the flowing water above swallowed the crowd below like a giant dragon: "Hmm--Qianqian is not a good role model for being a blockhead."
"Have you had enough of this? Take the child home!"
What's with the fierceness? You two know what's good for you. I'm in a much better mood now. Time to take my son home!
"Baby, come here, Mommy loves you the most." (Gives a kiss.)
"Let go of your petty thoughts."
"Auntie! Don't be silly, this is my son. Besides, I'm taking him away for your own good!" So that he won't make you so angry that you die sooner.
"Men, retreat!"
...
Where do we go next?
"That's the problem! Let's go to the capital, hide under the emperor's feet! Charge! Little Wooden Head is going to the capital!"
...
Two months later: "Huihui, you're far too arrogant! You still dare to live in Shizi Lane!"
"There's nothing I wouldn't dare to do!"
I narrowed my eyes: "Are you still thinking of climbing over the wall?!"
"Climbing the wall?"
"It's with that princess of yours..."
"What princess?"
"Your wife, your lawfully wedded wife, she's still waiting for you at home. Go! Get out!"
"My wife is angry!"
"Yes! This lady is very stingy!"
"Haha! Fly, you're getting cuter and cuter!"
--Kiss--
"You're flirting with me!"
Chou Qian couldn't stand it any longer and said, "Stop!"
Wu Hui hugged me and said, "Jealousy!"
"You're asking for it!"
I got up from Wu Hui and pointed to the door: "Fight outside! Let's make it clear first, we'll stay here for three days, then we'll continue our retreat!"
"Understood, my lady!"
"Know."
I shook the little rattle drum and wiped the drool from the corner of his mouth: "Call me Mommy, and Mommy will tell you a secret."
"Call me Mom, and I'll take you to see your brother."
"If all else fails, just give me a shout, and I'll send your father to you."
"Sweetie, baby!"
"baby!"
I got up dejectedly, realizing a valuable lesson: teasing him is less effective than teasing the cat. This book was first published by Xiaoxiang Academy; please do not reproduce it!
[The Beauty's Smile: Chapter 144]
"Wood! It's hailing from the sky!"
"Wood! The Yellow River is flooding!"
"Wooden head, your father doesn't want you anymore!"
"You blockhead! You won't see the sun tomorrow!"
"Stone! Mommy's so bored! Will you keep Mommy company for a while..." I climbed onto my son and rubbed my chin against his face: "Stone, Mommy will sing you a song, and you'll clap for Mommy, okay..."
"Wood..." I used my large frame to press the wood down: "Wood! I'm warning you, my patience has its limits!"
"Wood... Ah! Ah! Ah!"
Chou Qian brought in a bowl of soup and silently pulled me off the wooden frame: "Eat something."