Before the meeting even started, the reviewer had already arrogantly pointed out three major errors of principle and ten minor disciplinary errors by Blue Star Studio...
Several receptionists stood outside the door, unable to contain themselves any longer.
then.
Mingyan, who had specially set his alarm to wake up early that day, had just reached the corner when he heard his several refined and beautiful blue-planet-like family members:
"Ganlinliang! Knock on it!"
"Roll around, baby cow!"
"You brat, you eat instant noodles without the seasoning packet, but you only have the seasoning packet when you go to the toilet!"
Clearly stated: "...?"
The author has something to say: In the next few days, please welcome the handsome author to perform the project of "Frantically rushing to finish summer homework while on a publicly funded trip in Beijing".
If the performance is successful, everyone will see the huge debt of the fourteen extra chapters being repaid this month.
If the performance is unsuccessful, everyone will see the handsome author perform the "breaking a boulder on his chest and being rushed to the hospital for emergency treatment" project this month.
167. Unable to describe
It wasn't until Mingyan walked into the meeting room and spoke with the inspector from above that he finally understood why the employees were showing such obvious disgust.
To put it bluntly, this reviewer doesn't seem to be there to "assist" in the review of "Dragon Hunter," but rather to be parachuted in to "oversee" Blue Star Studio.
The first thing he did upon arrival was to ask Blue Star to show him their work manual, and then he began to look at the rules listed in it.
In other words, starting at eight o'clock in the morning, everyone in the conference room sat together, waiting for him to slowly go through each item one by one, and then criticize the parts he was not satisfied with.
He looked at things very slowly and carefully, and he didn't allow anyone else in the meeting room to slack off.
Everyone just stared at each other, watching him turn the pages one by one.
Once the criticism was made clear, the target of the criticism naturally shifted to him personally.
Inspector Robert stated, "First of all, Elder Dragons are not allowed—"
Mingyan laughed and said, "There were never any ancient dragon species to begin with."
Robert's eyes widened: "Who's talking now? Whatever your opinions, let me finish speaking first."
Mingyan then made a gesture of listening attentively.
Robert seemed satisfied and continued, "First, ancient dragons are not allowed to appear. Second, overly evil dragons are also not allowed to appear; I won't make things difficult for you, I'll give you a list later. Third, the remaining dragons are not allowed to do anything overly evil, including killing or harming level two intelligent beings; there's also a list of these things. Fourth, dragons are not allowed to [illegible] in this game."
He paused for a moment at this point.
One of the designers couldn't help but chime in: "But the reproduction of dragons is one of our main gameplay elements!"
"Thinking about gameplay is your job as designers! But making games healthy and harmonious is my job, and I hope you won't interfere with me doing my work," Robert said coldly. "Imagine a six-year-old child seeing the words '□□' in your game. Wouldn't he be curious? And then wouldn't he have bad thoughts? Would you dare to make a game like this for your own children?"
Everyone: "..."
Mingyan really wanted to say "dare," and he didn't understand why he didn't dare.
However, in this situation, it is obvious that speaking in this way would easily cause controversy.
He found it troublesome, so he decided to remain silent and listen to Robert finish speaking.
Perhaps it was the chief designer's silence that made the reviewers realize their own importance.
He raised one eyebrow, scanned everyone present, and then said in a commanding tone, "No '□□' allowed. That's it."
He then asked directly, "May I ask how you teach your child? I mean, how he asks you where he comes from?"
Robert said, "This isn't something a child needs to know! He just needs to know that his parents formed a family."
Mingyan stroked his chin and teased, "Maybe we can have two dragons rub their necks together, and then dragon eggs will hatch?"
However, Robert failed to grasp his sense of humor and bluntly stated, "No intimate scenes below the neck are allowed!"
Ming said, "Oh, then let's make it kissing and laying eggs."
Everyone present started to stifle their laughter. Someone joked in a low voice, "Oh my god, my child kisses his dog every day after school. How am I supposed to explain this to him?"
"Tell him not to worry, puppies don't lay eggs..."
Finally, someone couldn't hold back any longer and started chuckling to themselves.
The meeting room was filled with a cheerful atmosphere.
The reviewer, clearly uncomfortable with the atmosphere in a game studio, angrily said, "Silence! Gentlemen, we are having an important meeting in solemn respect! This is disrespectful to our work!"
Everyone fell silent again, but they still exchanged knowing glances.
Robert's face was grim as he continued, rattling off a string of rules: "Furthermore, no apocalypse allowed, no crisis in the Sunrise Alliance of the future world allowed, no premarital pregnancies allowed, no three-person or more relationships allowed for any character in the game allowed, no suicide attempts for love allowed, no disputes over property—not even dragon treasure! No forced sexual acts allowed, no marginalized professions allowed, and no involvement in the following professions: military, aviation, firefighting, rescue, medical, courts, criminal investigation, warlords..."
God knows how well he knows all of this.
In short, this string of words was so smooth that no one could find a chance to interrupt him.
They exchanged glances, then reached under the table to secretly send messages in the work group chat.
Has this person forgotten... that there are only dragons, no people, in Dragon Hunter?
Oh, thinking about it now, the fire-fighting dragon seems quite interesting!