Seeing the rare sincerity Baozi showed, Shi Tou was somewhat convinced, but he still had more doubts about this body: "Do you know, um, whether I used to be a pure human?"
Baozi hesitated for a moment, as if recalling something: "Hehe, Baozi doesn't know either! But Master looks different from other humans! Baozi has never seen anyone who looks exactly like Master!"
Stone was a little confused: "When you say they look the same, do you mean their faces? Then everyone is different."
This time, Baozi didn't hesitate and decisively shook his body: "Hehe, Baozi is talking about appearance, not face! All creatures of the same race on the continent look the same! Just like dwarves are all the same short, elves are all the same beautiful, orcs are all the same ugly, and even the most numerous humans are all neither ugly nor beautiful!"
Dwarves and humans were one thing, but now there are elves and orcs too?! Stone is once again seriously doubting whether the god of this continent is NetEase?!
"So, which creature did I resemble more before? Human?"
"Gaga, that's right! Master used to look a lot like a human! But Master didn't look like any other human!" Baozi seemed to have thought of something happy and jumped up and down on the spot: "Gaga, Baozi remembers! Master used to be so beautiful! All the males of all races wanted to mate with Master!"
mating……
A large bead of cold sweat dripped from Shi Tou's forehead.
Chapter 33: Stone Gets a New Nanny
Faced with the incredibly honest-looking big steamed bun, Stone looked helpless. Just then, Steel Hammer Daddy and Fat Mommy returned. Stone patted her pocket. Actually, she had always suspected that this big steamed bun might have been a thief before. How could it have such sharp ears and such quick hands and feet? Otherwise, how come every time it had just hidden itself, someone would come?
Putting that aside, Stone's attention was now completely drawn to what Steel Hammer Daddy had said: "Darling, Elder Red Stone came looking for me just now..."
"Crash!" The plump mother was about to feed Shitou some milk porridge when she heard this and immediately dropped the bowl: "Oh my god!"
"Honey, don't get upset. I didn't say anything, I didn't say anything at all!" Steel Hammer Dad comforted his chubby mom while helping to tidy up the table.
But the chubby mom was clearly not convinced by the steel hammer dad; she just stared blankly at the stone, looking completely bewildered.
The stone innocently blew bubbles, "We're still young, we don't know anything."
“Darling, Elder Redstone was right about something. Stone isn’t a dwarf, after all…” Steelhammer was clearly in a dilemma, tugging at his long beard as he said, “I also want to keep Stone by my side forever, but now…”
The plump mother turned sharply to look at Steel Hammer Dad, her face full of disbelief, and asked, "What do you want to do? Let me tell you, Stone is my daughter, and I will never abandon her!"
"I don't know how either!" Seeing that his mother was really anxious, Steel Hammer Dad quickly declared his determination: "Stone is also my daughter, I would never throw her away no matter what!"
While sipping the freshly prepared milk porridge from Steel Hammer Baba with a "hissing and babbling" sound, Stone's little ears stood up high, secretly memorizing his parents' conversation.
“Then there’s nothing more to say! Stone is our daughter!” The plump mother’s tone was firm, but her voice trembled slightly. Steel Hammer’s father, who was standing next to her, quickly hugged her, patted her shoulder gently, and comforted her in a low voice: “It’s okay, there will always be a way, Stone. We will definitely watch Stone grow up slowly.”
Stone looked up in surprise. The plump mother's eyes were filled with tears as she choked out, "I know I can't hide it for long, I know! But Stone is so little! What should we do? What will happen to Stone if Elder Chishi tells everyone about this?"
Stone lowered her head, tears welling in her eyes. People are all judged by their interactions; how could Stone not know how Fat Mama had treated her all these days? If it weren't for today's events, she would never have imagined that she wasn't their biological daughter.
"Don't worry, I'm the head of the family, I'll protect you all!" Steel Hammer Daddy squeezed his wife's hand tightly and said with great certainty, "I definitely won't let Stone leave us before she comes of age."
"And what about after she grows up?" the plump mother persisted. "My Stone, I want to see her in her wedding dress, I want to see her have children!"
Steel Hammer Daddy gave a bitter smile: "Darling, do you really think a stone can find a lover in our dwarf kingdom? Humans, even the shortest human is much taller than the tallest dwarf!"
Stone continued eating and drinking. "Yeah, yeah, height is always the biggest problem!" Wait a minute, what time is it? You two still have the nerve to think about her marriage? Stone realized that the seven dwarf brothers' irresponsibility was actually hereditary! Isn't her safety the biggest problem right now?
Waaaaah, I wonder if the dwarves will just set her on fire after they find out their stone princess is human?!
"Mom and Dad!"
Stone turned around and saw, well, it turns out you really shouldn't talk about people behind their backs! Weren't those the dwarf brothers we were just talking about?
"Stone, be good!" Just when Stone was feeling incredibly depressed, a pair of hands suddenly reached out, scooped Stone up from the chair, and tossed him happily into the air: "Oh! Oh!"
Oh my god! Stone had just eaten half a bowl of milk porridge when he was suddenly thrown into the air; his stomach...
"Fire! Put the stone down quickly!" It was the eldest brother, Flame, who spoke. Stone could only sigh, "We were born of the same father and mother, so why is there such a big difference between us?"
"Big brother, catch!" With that, Third Brother, Huolu, threw the stone directly into the flames. Stone immediately covered his face; he might be young, but he wasn't light at all! This guy was a human bomb!
Sure enough, the eldest brother's flame was hit squarely by the stone, and he dared not refuse to catch it. Thus, the Flame Brand Meat Pie was steaming hot and ready to be served.
"Haha, big brother, you're really useless!" When Huolu saw that his big brother had been crushed by the stone, he quickly ran over and picked the stone off his big brother.
Stone, who was already prepared, silently counted in his mind: 1, 2, 3!
puff!
In an instant, Third Brother Fire Froze. Wahahaha, a poor baby with a face mask of milk paste was born in a magnificent way!
The plump mother, who was standing to the side secretly wiping away tears and about to scold the stove, couldn't help but burst out laughing when she saw this scene.
Stone wiped his mouth with his sleeve. "Not bad, not bad," he thought. "Even though I'm just a freeloader, at least I can be a source of joy, right?" He resolved to be a good boy from now on, determined to win over Steel Hammer Daddy and Fat Mommy. Sigh, not knowing before was one thing, knowing now is another. The biological and the adopted are fundamentally different!
However, Stone still understands the principle that the debt of gratitude for raising a child is as great as the heavens. If she is his own child, it is only right for her parents to raise her to adulthood, since they have a responsibility to raise her after giving birth to her.
But now, Stone clenched her little fists involuntarily. She was determined to take good care of Steel Hammer Daddy and Fat Mommy from now on, especially Fat Mommy, because no matter what, she had drunk such pure, natural breast milk from her...
"Stone, look! Who is this?" Steel Hammer Papa was annoyed to find that Stone always liked to daydream, and whenever Stone daydreamed, Steel Hammer Papa became very suspicious. Even if someone sold her out right now, she wouldn't know.
Stone looked up in surprise and was astonished to find that his older brothers were all gone. There was some noise coming from the kitchen, which sounded like Fat Mom was busy at work. And standing in front of him, besides Steel Hammer Daddy, was another person.
"Stone, your mom and dad are both very busy, and your brothers can't always take good care of you, so your dad specially found you a sister to take care of you. Stone, look, do you remember her?"
At this moment, Stone had clearly seen the man's appearance and was immediately dumbfounded!
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Chapter 34 You Must Be a Good Boy
“Little baby, so your name is Stone! My name is Qimei, do you remember me?” Standing in front of Stone, reaching out to touch her head, was the dwarf girl who had once kidnapped Stone. Stone vaguely remembered that she was the daughter of Copper Stone.
"Stone, do you like this older sister? She has another older sister at home. Stone, you can play with both of them from now on, okay?" Steel Hammer Daddy hugged Stone and gave him a gentle kiss. "Tell Daddy, will Stone be a good boy?"
Can she say no?
Stone nodded sadly. Steel Hammer Daddy put Stone in the stroller and then handed the stroller to the dwarf girl, Chimei: "Stone is very well-behaved. She doesn't cry or fuss usually. Oh, and she'll call out when she needs to pee or poop. Hmm, anything else?"
Chimei happily took the stroller from Steel Hammer Daddy and gave Stone a bright smile: "Your Majesty, Chimei will take good care of Princess Stone!"
Steel Hammer Dad probably couldn't think of anything else to tell him, so he nodded and said, "Okay, I'll come to your house to pick up Stone every evening."
"Okay!" Chimei nodded happily and said to Stone in the car, "Stone Princess, say goodbye to His Majesty. Chimei is going to take Stone to play!"
Stone looked back at Steel Hammer Daddy with an innocent expression. "You really don't trust me at all, do you?!" "Daddy..."
"Sweetie, Daddy will pick you up this evening, be a good boy!" Steel Hammer Daddy waved and watched as Stone was taken away by Chimei.
Sitting in the stroller, Shi Tou was speechless. It seemed that as a princess, she hadn't enjoyed any of the privileges, but instead was being tossed around like a burden? Now that she thought about it, it seemed she really had gone through countless nannies! With nothing to do, Shi Tou started counting on her fingers.
The first nanny was definitely Fat Mom. Then, when Stone got a little older, she was handed over to her twin brothers, who became Stone's second and third nannies. The fourth and fifth nannies were, of course, the most unreliable Sixth and Seventh Brothers. Then, because she was kidnapped by Chimei, Stone was handed over to the twins again. Next, Steel Hammer Dad took over Stone's care, but after only one day, Stone was forced to change nannies again. Well, if you count them that way, Chimei is her seventh nanny.
Waaaaah, is she really that unpopular? Everyone dislikes her!!!
The stone, still feeling sorry for itself, didn't notice a dark shadow lunging at it. "Ouch!" the stone cried out in pain. What was that thing?
"Qiling! Qiling! You can't do this!" Qimei quickly removed the unknown creature from the stone and gently patted it, comforting it, "Stone, don't be afraid. This is my sister Qiling. Do you remember her?"
Stone pouted, looking at the little kid struggling in Qimei's arms. Oh, so this is the little kid who had a high fever last time! Wait a minute, come to think of it, we saved her life once! Little kid, is this how you repay your savior?
Little Qiling, whom Stone called "Little Hairy Child," had no idea that Stone was her savior. In her eyes, she only saw a pink and chubby little ball of flesh. Qiling pointed at Stone and struggled impatiently in her sister's arms: "Go! Go!"
Chimei asked her younger sister in her arms, "Chiling, do you want to get down and walk by yourself? Okay, but you can't bully Princess Stone!"
Stone watched dejectedly as Qiling was placed on the ground, then swayed towards her, muttering, "Baby!"
You bastard!
Stone couldn't help but swear. What's the saddest thing in life? It's not being forced to transmigrate to another world, nor is it being reborn as a baby; it's being called "baby" by a little brat who's clearly only 3 or 4 years old! Life is so tragic!
"Qiling seems to really like Shitou! Does Shitou like Qiling?" Qimei leaned close to Shitou, grinning and asking expectantly.
Stone really wanted to spray her in the face. Seriously, do you even like a little brat who calls you "baby"?!
"Pfft!" Just as Stone was secretly grumbling to himself, the little brat had already walked up to him on her short legs. Stone didn't care at first, but the little brat seemed very curious about him, bringing her big face close to his, then opening her big mouth and kissing him on the cheek without hesitation. As a result, poor Stone was immediately sprayed with saliva.
Waaaaah, I can't live like this anymore!
Although Stone desperately wanted to burst into tears, a sliver of reason within her told her that if she changed nannies again, she might be sent directly to Elder Redstone, who kept saying that "humans are not welcome in the Dwarf Kingdom." Helpless, she could only endure it!
I'll endure it! I'll continue to endure it!! But I can't endure it any longer!!!
Sitting on the large kang bed, Shi Tou watched helplessly as Qi Ling pounced on him time and time again. What kind of brat was this?! Why did she always try to take advantage of him like that?! Finally, after Qi Ling relentlessly climbed onto Shi Tou's body for the thirteenth time and sprayed saliva all over his chubby cheeks, Shi Tou finally couldn't take it anymore. He gritted his teeth inwardly, thinking, "If I don't show my power, you'll think I'm easy to bully!"
Stone, baring his teeth, aimed carefully, ready to shove the little brat away. Suddenly, he felt a warm sensation below, and an ominous premonition flashed through his mind. Looking down, he saw that the little brat had indeed...peed.
Just as Stone was about to yell that the little brat had wet her pants, there was another muffled "plop, plop," and a smug smile spread across the little brat's face. Then, a stench emanated from her. Stone froze completely. This...this...
She was wrong, she was wrong from the very beginning! She shouldn't have time-traveled. If she hadn't, she wouldn't have become a baby. If she hadn't become a baby, she wouldn't have been treated like a burden and disliked by everyone. If she hadn't been disliked by everyone, she wouldn't have met this damned little brat...
When Steel Hammer Daddy came to pick up Stone, Stone looked at him with a long face, as if he wanted to cry. Steel Hammer Daddy was very puzzled: "Stone, why are you unhappy? Are you hungry again? Come on, let's go home and ask Mommy to cook something nice for Stone!"
Daddy! You're my dear daddy! Can't you please stop mentioning delicious food every time you see me? I swear to God, I'm really not that gluttonous Baozi!
Even so, Stone was still quite happy to finally be able to leave that little brat. However, Steel Hammer's next words plunged her into an abyss, a bottomless one: "Sweetie Stone, we'll come again tomorrow. From now on, you'll play with your two older sisters every day, so you must be a good girl!"
☆, Chapter 35: A Bizarre Birthday Gift
Pleasant days always seem too short, while miserable days always seem too long.