Then, something horrific happened.
A piercing scream echoed through the blood-red forest, startling a flock of birds that were resting in the trees.
The third-tier Crimson Flame Birds were plotting a grand scheme: to seize a territory free of magical beasts on the outskirts of the Crimson Forest. They had just spotted a spot and hadn't even made a move when they heard this earth-shattering, agonizing scream, causing the timid birds to collectively retreat.
Waaah, humans are scary, but elves are even scarier! Birds, you'd better hurry back to your nests!
Completely unaware of all this, Shi Tou looked at Mi Fen'er, who was lying stiffly on the ground, rubbing her chest and screaming in pain, with a guilty expression. He asked guiltily, "Mi Fen'er, are you alright?"
If this were the same group of bad friends Stone had made in her past life, they would definitely yell at the top of their lungs, "No way!" and then slap her away. `(*>﹏<*)′
So, meeting MiFen'er was Shi Tou's good fortune. At least for now, MiFen'er was simply crying because of pain. But when she grows up, she'll definitely settle scores with Shi Tou. Of course, we just don't know if Shi Tou will sell her by then.
One million purple gold coins! Although Stone still doesn't know what purple gold coins are...
"Gaga, Master is still as stupid, silly, dumb, dull, and clueless as ever!" Baozi was very happy, while Shitou was very annoyed.
No, it should be **pain, the stone doesn't have testicles.
"Baozi, I'm giving you one last chance. If you don't give me a reasonable explanation, I will definitely throw you away again!!!" Shi Tou said angrily, hands on his hips, threatening her with the air of a shrew.
"Giggle, explain? But explain what?" Baozi's folds twitched, indicating that the stone's threat was not working at all: "Oh, the master will throw Baozi away again! And then the master will cry and beg Baozi to come back quickly!"
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Let me die! Let me die! Nobody stop me!!!
Seeing the stone on the verge of a nervous breakdown from grief and indignation, Baozi showed a rare moment of kindness: "Hehe, Master! Baozi knows what you're angry about! But, Master, didn't you say all of this yourself? Master said that we can't tell Master about things from the past! Baozi is a very, very good Baozi, Baozi listens to Master very well!"
"What did I say?" Stone asked incredulously. Of course, she knew Baozi was referring to its former owner, so Stone was quite perplexed. What kind of irresponsible owner was this? It's like pets reflect their owners! They were just bored and had nothing better to do than make things difficult for themselves.
You say you want to mess with yourself, that's fine! But the key point is that Stone was tragically forced to accept this body, so of course he also tragically accepted this damn scumbag!
"Bao Zha! You remember this, from now on, when you change your name, your name will be Bao Zha!" Shi Tou slammed his hand on the stone table next to him with great force.
Little did anyone know, the little rice noodle, having just been attacked by the stone, saw this familiar action and immediately let out a scream, leaping and shouting as it darted out of the tree hole. It left behind a cloud of dust, telling everyone of the endless suffering this poor little sprite had endured in the hands of humans.
Stone paused for a moment, then stared straight at Baozi: "You damn Baozi! It's all your fault! What are we going to do now? The rice noodles have run away!"
"Giggle? Doesn't Master hate rice noodles? Wouldn't it be better if he ran away?" Baozi twisted his body in confusion, his mind full of questions. When did Master become so kind? This is terrifying! Could it be that Master has gone mad with anger?
“Idiot! Rice Noodles is worth a million purple gold coins! A whole million! No matter how much she hates me, I will keep supporting her!” Stone nodded firmly, without a trace of shame on his face.
Baozi felt relieved after hearing what Shi Tou said.
Hmm, so this is the owner of the steamed buns! The owner of the steamed buns is still as heartless, ruthless, unreasonable, and shameless as ever!
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I recommend a mecha script.
The book is despicable, and the author is even more so. Please see [bookid=2472973,bookname=《Mech Hunter》]
Chapter 78 I've Fallen Deeply in Love with You
"Baozi, are you sure this is the way?" Shi Tou held a wooden stick in his left hand to probe the way, and a dagger in his right hand for self-defense. A ball of fire floated in front of him, and a rice noodle hung behind him.
The whole thing is a combination of sleazy and level three.
"Giggle, how could Baozi lie to its master! Baozi is the best Baozi ever!" Baozi shook its body happily, the flame flickering like a sinister will-o'-the-wisp.
A cold wind whistled past Stone, accompanied by Baozi's "ga-ga" laughter and the flickering will-o'-the-wisp. Stone felt her hair stand on end. "Baozi, it's not that I don't trust you, but are you sure you can find your way back later?" Waaah, what she really wanted to say was, "Baozi has lied to me all along."
But faced with the forest at midnight, she... shamefully retreated.
"Giggle, Master, don't worry! Baozi won't be as stupid as you! Baozi will definitely bring you back safe and sound!" Baozi was very smug. It felt incredibly noble. Its master was so fierce to it, yet it was so loyal. Wow, was this the legendary saint?!
Stone didn't know what a saint was; all she knew was that walking through the forest at midnight was incredibly creepy!
"Stone! Rice Noodles are hungry!" Rice Noodles reached out and tugged at Stone, who was walking in front of her, and called out with a pout.
Shi Tou turned around and glared at her helplessly. He didn't know if Mi Fen'er was really that bold and thick-skinned, or if she was some kind of reincarnated starving ghost. Anyway, ever since he met Mi Fen'er, Shi Tou had constantly heard her say things like "I'm hungry" or "I'm thirsty." It was as if her life, her world, consisted of nothing but eating and drinking.
O(╯□╰)o
What can I do to save you, my foodie~~~
"Hey, rice noodles, Baozi's got you something to eat!" But Baozi, who was walking ahead, suddenly turned around excitedly and transformed into a big steamed bun. Before Youyou could react, it darted up with a "whoosh."
Stone looked up sadly, only to be met with complete darkness.
Waaah, she shouldn't have been lazy and not brought the Radiant Stone! Now look what's happened, Baozi has quit, what are we going to do?
The steamed bun vendor didn't abandon her business! She was just kindly looking for food for the rice noodles.
With a twist of her waist, a bounce of her body, a wide open mouth, and a bloom of her little chrysanthemum...
"Puff puff puff!" Three loud sounds followed, and three large fruits shot out of the steamed bun's anus. Then, the bun quickly turned into a ball of flame: "Gah gah, rice noodles, eat up! The bun just pooped out, it's still fresh and hot!"
While the stone stood there dumbfounded, acting as a backdrop, Mi Fen'er had already happily started eating, one in each hand and one in her mouth.
"Gaga, Master, are you starving? Do you want Baozi to pick some fruit for you?" Baozi watched Mifen eat happily with a sly look, and didn't forget to greet Shitou.
Shi Tou quickly shook her head. What a joke! Even if she starved to death, she would never eat the fruit that Baozi "picked"! Absolutely not!
"Baozi, you used to... cough cough, I mean, you weren't very slow at digesting food, were you? I remember it would take at least an hour or two, right? How come it's so fast now?" Could it be that Baozi is evolving? But Stone looked at Baozi from left to right, up to down, and couldn't see any changes. If he had to point out a change, it would be that the Baozi skin seemed a little thicker...
"Hehe, because Baozi used to devour memories! The more memories there are, the more time Baozi needs! Fruits like this don't have any memories to begin with, so if Baozi doesn't want to devour them, it'll be even faster!" Baozi proudly showed off its skill. Actually, what made it happiest was that someone actually ate its poop! Wahaha, it's finally not eating poop alone anymore; it has like-minded partners now!
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Stone stared speechlessly at the sky, which was completely dark and without a single ray of light. He could only urge Baozi with a long face, "Baozi, didn't you say you wanted me to find the divine artifact? Hurry up!"
Yes, to convince Stone to walk through this eerie, blood-red forest in the dead of night, there naturally needs to be a good reason. Baozi's reason was quite good: to search for the artifact together.
Stone had heard of magical artifacts before. Back in the Dwarf Kingdom, Steel Hammer Daddy gave her a giant hammer as a birthday present, and Baozi said that hammer was a magical artifact. Of course, Stone had never used that hammer to forge any weapon. It wasn't that Steel Hammer Daddy had regretted it, but rather that the hammer was simply too heavy. Let alone forging a weapon, even lifting it was a huge problem.
"Mifen'er is done eating! More steamed buns!" Mifen'er finished the fruit in her hand in a few bites, licked her lips, and continued to say she was hungry.
"Baozi! Don't give her any more!" Stone was furious. At this rate, when would they ever find the divine artifact? "Take me to the divine artifact right now! Hurry!"
Baozi shook its body at Mifen'er and said apologetically, "Hehe, Mifen'er, be good! Baozi will find you lots and lots of delicious food later!"
Rice Noodles nodded pitifully.
"Tell me! Is there really a magical artifact? Baozi, you're not playing a trick on me again, are you?" Stone started speculating about conspiracy theories again. It's not surprising, that damned Baozi is just too unreliable and has no credibility whatsoever.
But Baozi didn't think that way! It felt deeply that it had been questioned! It was actually looked down upon by its owner, who had always pampered and cherished it!
"Waaaaah~~~" Baozi stopped and started wailing loudly. The sound was so shrill that it could scare a person to tears.
Shi Tou was completely taken aback by Bao Zi's antics and was immediately terrified. Covering her ears with both hands, Shi Tou shouted, "Bao Zi! Shut up!"
"Gaga, Master said Baozi tricked her, Master told Baozi to shut up, Master doesn't want Baozi anymore~~~" Baozi continued to wail, but perhaps feeling that the shape of the flame was not conducive to its loud crying, it quickly transformed back into the shape of a steamed bun, with its pleats flared and filling spitting out. Baozi rolled around on the ground, throwing a tantrum and acting like a rogue.
Shi Tou was filled with regret! Why did she have to be so talkative? Now look what's happened; at Baozi's current state, who knows when she'll find the magic weapon.
"Baozi, my darling, Stone loves Baozi the most! Oh, adorable Baozi! Hurry up and take Stone to find the magic artifact!" Stone squatted down, clasped his hands together, and tried his best to look deeply affectionate: "My dear, I've fallen deeply in love with you~~~"
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Tomorrow, the pan-fried buns will be available! My husband, Milk Soup Dumpling, is throwing a tantrum to beg for the first pre-order! (*^__^*) Everyone, please support us!
By the way, I'd like to recommend a book that Shengjianbao wrote before [bookid=1522931,bookname=《悠悠穿越记》].
Those of you experiencing a reading slump should check this out!
☆, Chapter 79: Pan-fried Bun Residue (Seeking First Subscription)
"Gah! Master loves steamed buns? Master loves magical artifacts!" Steamed buns roared angrily at the stone, "Magic artifacts, magic artifacts, magic artifacts! All Master knows is magical artifacts!"
What?!
Stone was dumbfounded. Was Baozi really angry?
Seeing the plump, white bun bristling, Stone felt a little guilty. He swallowed hard and decisively backed down: "How could that be? Stone loves buns the most! In Stone's heart, buns are the real magic weapon!" Mimicking the bun's tone, Stone winked at it.
"Huh? Really?" Baozi was a little skeptical, but at least it stopped crying. "Then let's not go looking for the artifact, okay?"
>_<% Could you be any more shameless?!
Seeing the stone's petrified expression, Baozi contentedly collected the spilled filling and soup, tightened its chrysanthemum, and transformed back into a flame: "Hehe, alright, Baozi won't hold it against its master! Hurry up and follow, let's go!"
What could Stone say?! Head down, dejected, he followed Baozi listlessly, resigned to his fate on the path of no return to find the divine artifact…
Ahem, wrong, it should be the broad road to finding the divine artifact.
"Hey Baozi, can I ask you a question?" After walking for more than an hour, Shi Tou felt like his legs were filled with lead, and his whole body ached. Waaah, how much longer do we have to walk?!
"Hehe, Master doesn't trust Baozi anymore?" Baozi looked at the stone warily, exuding an unfriendly aura.
Stone, looking pitiful and listless, asked weakly, "How much longer do we have to walk? If we keep going like this, we'll die!" All told, it's been at least four or five hours. Waaah, Baozi, you really tricked me again!
"Huh? Master is tired?" Hearing Shi Tou's words, Baozi wasn't angry this time. Instead, she asked considerately, "If Master is tired, you can rest for a while!"
Stone was very touched, but she was more concerned about the answer to her question: "Baozi, can you tell me? How much longer?"
"Giggle, we'll be there in a little while, so close!" Baozi flew happily in front of Shitou. Shitou was so startled that he decisively took several steps back.
Are you kidding me? You have to understand, Baozi's flames are some kind of Soul-Burning Flame. Although I don't know what level of fire it is, just from the name I can imagine that if a spark gets on her face, she'll be even uglier than Mifen'er!
"Alright, I think we shouldn't rest anymore, let's hurry on our way!" But hearing that they weren't far from their destination, Stone finally breathed a sigh of relief. She was terrified she'd die before finding the artifact. Thank goodness…
Thankfully, this time Baozi didn't trap any more stones. After about ten minutes, we finally arrived at our destination. But…
"Bao Zha!!!" Shi Tou slammed the wooden stick and dagger he was holding to the ground, hands on his hips. He charged menacingly at Bao Zi: "You bastard!"