"Quack quack, Master, you're hopelessly stupid!" Baozi rolled over to the little yellow duck in a huff. "Duckling, be good. Master is stupid. Let's ignore Master!"
Stone gritted her teeth inwardly, but suddenly felt a chill run down her spine. She thought back carefully; the only people in the ring space were Doragar and Mifen'er, though strictly speaking, neither of them could be considered human. As for pets, there was only Baozi and Little Yellow Duck. So why did she suddenly feel like she was being stared at?
Looking at the steamed buns and little yellow ducks right in front of him, and thinking about Dora Jiaer and Mifen'er who were already isolated, Stone stiffly turned around and said, "Damn it!"
What did she see?
The little pink ball that she had previously stomped flat has now puffed up. Yes, it has puffed up.
In his past life, Stone knew of a little contraption called a balloon. If you blew into it, a deflated balloon would instantly inflate. The pink blob in front of him was just like that balloon, seemingly suddenly inflated and bulging out.
Swallowing hard, Stone decisively stepped back, then quickly squatted down, grabbed the black diamond that the steamed bun had turned into, and threw it hard at the puffed-up dough ball.
"Pfft."
It was as if a hole had been punctured in a balloon; the pink ball instantly deflated.
After observing for a while, Shi Tou asked hesitantly, "Baozi, are you still alive?"
Baozi was thrown out by the stone so suddenly that it didn't react at all. When it heard the stone's question, it replied irritably, "Hehe, Baozi is dead. Master, don't bother Baozi anymore!"
Stone raised an eyebrow and pointed at the little yellow duck: "Since you're dead, Baozi, you certainly won't mind if I turn the duck into roast duck, right?"
Baozi instantly bristled, transforming from a black diamond into a plump, white steamed bun: "Quack quack! Master, how dare you take the duck..."
"Awooo! I'm so scared, so scared! Baozi, Baozi can talk!"
A childish voice, like that of a one- or two-year-old, suddenly rang out in the space, startling Baozi into stopping herself from saying what she was about to say.
"Huh? What are you?" Baozi and Fentuan stared at each other, though neither of them actually had eyes.
Pinky hesitated for a moment: "If you promise you won't eat me, I'll tell you."
puff!
Are there really people (in Warcraft) who are afraid of being eaten by steamed buns?
Baozi paused for a moment, then decisively assured, "Hehe, Baozi won't eat you. You've obviously been sitting out for too long, you're all spoiled and covered in mold!"
It's spoiled...
It's grown fur...
Stone really wanted to applaud; it was just like her thinking!
"I didn't grow hair because I was spoiled; I've always had hair," Pinky explained innocently.
"Huh? So it's born with hair?"
Pinky thought for a moment and said, "It seems so."
"Hehe, so you were spoiled when you were born!" Baozi gave Fentuan a definition.
Even if the little dumpling didn't have facial features, Stone knew that the little girl's face was already contorted with rage: "Baozi, the little kid is being bullied. Um, Tuantuan..."
“They’re not called Tuantuan!” Pink Tuantuan protested.
“Oh, then Mao Mao…” Stone promptly changed his tune.
"It's not called Mao Mao!" Pinky protested again.
The stone looks up at the sky, thinking, "It's neither this nor that, and it won't even tell you its own name. What's going on?"
☆, Chapter 192 Is the Seductive Girl Ready?
Before he knew it, Stone had blurted out the words. Little did he know that as soon as Pinky heard this, she immediately laughed and said, "Yes, yes, I want to call you Yarn, Yarn!"
What a load of rubbish! As expected, pets in this other world are all obtained through gacha pulls!
After the assessment was complete, Stone patiently asked, "Alright, it's yarn, right? Let me ask you, what can you do?"
The newly appointed yarn kid stared blankly at the stone, seemingly unable to understand what the stone meant, and remained silent for a long time.
Stone gritted his teeth inwardly: "I'll ask you one more time, what can you do? Like, work? Cast spells?"
"Oh!" Little Yarn suddenly realized, then said something that almost made Stone furious: "You can't do anything."
I can't do anything...
Stone fell silent. "Damn, could you be any more shameless?"
"Hehe, how could you not know anything?" Baozi said, "Baozi knows a lot! It can eat, drink, poop, talk, and sing..."
"Oh oh oh!" Little Yarn suddenly let out an extremely high-pitched shout, which startled Bun into shutting up: "Yarn can do it too! That big Bun just said Yarn can do it too!"
Shi Tou looked up at the sky, thinking, "Why is she so unlucky? All the pets she encounters are silly and stupid."
"Besides what Baozi mentioned, what else can you do?"
The little yarn kid hesitated for a long time before finally saying, "Um, it can also... it can also be used as a hand warmer!"
This is a good idea!
Stone reached out and grabbed the yarn: "It's quite warm. By the way, do you have eyes and a mouth?"
Although steamed buns don't have eyes or mouths, they do have an exit—the pleat in the middle of the bun. That pleat is multifunctional: it serves as a mouth, an eye, and can even let stones into the bun. And, in crucial moments, it can even be used as a chrysanthemum.
"Yes! There is yarn!" The little yarn lay flat on the stone's palm. The stone brushed aside its fluff and found a few small black dots on it.
Pointing to the small black dot at the top, he asked, "What is this?"
"Eye! The yarn only has one eye!"
That's a great answer! Stone Grinding its Teeth: "And this one?"
"Nose! The yarn only has one nostril!"
Stone continued grinding its teeth: "What about this? The mouth?"
"Yes! You're so clever. [~] Yarn only has one mouth!"
Everyone only has one mouth...
Stone was too lazy to correct it anymore, and gently tapped the small black dot at the bottom again: "This..."
"Ooh ooh ooh!" The yarn shrunk into a ball, its originally fluffy little hairs standing on end like a hedgehog. However, the stone didn't feel too prickly to the touch, just a bit hard: "You pervert! You're a pervert!"
Stone looked exasperated: "What do you mean?"
"That's...that's someone else's private area. Mom said only his future wife can touch it!"
That part...only a young wife can touch it...
Stone calmly tossed the yarn on the ground, wiped the sweat from his brow, and prepared to make a run for it: "Baozi. The yarn is yours now. Remember to feed it something, don't let it starve."
Without waiting for Baozi's reply, Shi Tou left the ring space. As soon as he returned to his bedroom in the inn, Shi Tou rushed to the bathroom.
That's absolutely disgusting. I actually touched that thing...
"Duo'er, are you there?"
There was a sudden knock on the door. Shi Tou was about to instinctively answer that she had the wrong door when she suddenly remembered that it was Luo Pi Pi's voice. Then she remembered that she seemed to have changed her name again.
"Coming!" Without even bothering to shake him off, Stone rushed to the door and quickly opened it: "Pipi~~~"
Luo Pipi felt goosebumps rising all over her body as she stared at the little girl in front of her, who was acting all coquettish and shy. She felt incredibly annoyed.
Although she didn't have eggs.
"Duo'er, have you had dinner? Would you like to come down and get something to eat?" Luo Pipi barely managed to suppress her nausea; her long-standing traditional aristocratic upbringing prevented her from being rude to a lady.
Stone's eyes widened: "Are you treating?"
"Yes..." Luo Pipi took a deep breath, barely managing to resist the urge to turn around and leave.
Stone immediately nodded: "Okay, let's go down for dinner now!"
You could actually refuse...
Seeing that Shi Tou hadn't even closed the door and had just rushed down, Luo Pipi sighed deeply, once again feeling that Shi Tou was just asking for trouble.
"Wow, Pipi, you're too kind!" Looking at the table full of delicious food, even though Stone had eaten quite a lot on Slurp Slurp Street before, he still felt very hungry.
Suddenly, Luo Pipi reached out and grabbed Shi Tou's hand, which was about to pick up his chopsticks. Seeing Shi Tou's puzzled look, she explained, "Don't eat yet. I have something to ask you later."
Stone was initially bewildered for a moment, then immediately jumped up as if he had been injected with adrenaline: "Tell me! Are you trying to use me?"
Luo Pipi's lips twitched: "Actually, it wasn't about taking advantage of..."
"Tell the truth! Otherwise, I won't help you!" Who is Shi Tou? She wouldn't believe such roundabout, unsubstantiated words!
Luo Pipi sighed again: "It's like this, I was helping my father with some things this time, but just now a young lady stopped me and confessed her feelings to me."
Stone's eyes widened, sparkling with gossip: "Really? What does that lady look like? Did you say yes?"
"I'm a woman, how can you expect me to agree?" Luo Pipi started grinding her teeth: "Because there are some things I can't tell her I'm a woman, so I'm asking you to come and put on an act with me. Just pretend you're my fiancée."
Shi Tou shook her head violently. What a joke! She had no intention of participating in such a hate-inducing drama! What if she messed things up and the young lady held a grudge against her, secretly giving her a beating?
"Why?" Luo Pipi was surprised. In general, when she encountered such a situation, almost all the girls would readily agree to help her.
Stone replied matter-of-factly, "Because I'm afraid of being assassinated!"
This reason really is...
"That's a noble lady, not a gangster!" Luo Pipi said through gritted teeth.
Stone still refused: "Don't you know? Sometimes, noble ladies are more terrifying than gangsters!"
Luo Pipi stared at the stone for a while: "Tell me, what do you want in return for this favor?"
Stone lowered his head and thought for a while: "Unless you agree to one condition first."
"What are the conditions?"
"Once we reach the Crimson Forest, you'll be responsible for my safety!"
Luo Pipi frowned: "Do you also want to go to the Crimson Forest?"