Meeting with the public:
First, sing this song, swaying your head and showing off your perfect eight-tooth smile.
—It's been a long time, Huangfu Lingjun is so handsome.
—You are indeed incredibly handsome. Yes, I only saw you once last month.
—How can he be so handsome? My third son has been born.
"—I, I, I… Huangfu Lingjun is a beauty. When will we have his full-moon celebration?"
—I've never seen anyone more handsome than Huangfu Lingjun. You absolutely have to come on the 8th of next month!
The conversation ended, and both of them breathed a sigh of relief. They both pulled out their notebooks to see what they could add to their next conversation.
It is said that this was the most severe control of people's thoughts in history. Huangfu Lingjun's influence on people's lives had reached a high level, and even his birth was regarded as a matter of destiny.
It is said that on a bright, sunny day, an ordinary yet extraordinary woman was walking down the street when she suddenly saw ants carrying their food. Finding it interesting, she squatted down to watch.
She squatted under the tree, watching the ants move their food with great interest.
Suddenly a red apple fell from the tree and landed on the woman's head with a thud.
The woman was stunned, wondering why the apple had fallen. Suddenly, she felt a sharp pain in her stomach, and then saw her flat abdomen slowly expand like a balloon. A baby was born on the spot. He was named Liudun. This was the future Huangfu Lingjun, a miraculous and great being.
Author's Note:
This was a random, impromptu piece, cough cough... Any suggestions? This is my first time writing this kind of thing...
Chapter 2 Ten Years of Unrequited Love
"Hahaha..." Zhang Si put his hands on his hips and laughed loudly. His shoulders swayed, and he chuckled sinisterly, "Zhang Keke, your secret has been...discovered!" He shoved the computer in front of me, "I didn't expect you to write such lewd and violent stuff...tsk tsk...I'm going to tell...Sun Rui about this!"
Ah... Waaaaaah! I'm going to die... I was so scared I almost fainted, and I immediately lunged forward, yelling, "No—no—ah—!"
His eyes snapped open, darting around twice. Looking at his room, he thought, "Thank goodness, it was just a dream. If it were Zhang Si, that bastard..."
Oh no, I didn't even bother to put on my shoes before running out.
Seeing that jerk's figure in front of the desk, my heart skipped a beat.
Take a step forward stealthily.
I heard the sound of the computer turning on.
Going a step further.
The mouse cursor is flashing.
He closed his eyes in despair.
“Zhang, Ke, Ke…”
He opened his tightly closed eyes a crack and peeked over.
Zhang Si's horribly disfigured face appeared less than a decimeter away.
"Wha...what is it?" He shrank back slightly.
"Look at you, you're so ugly and you still like to daydream. Coco, I'm doing this for your own good. Look at you, you've had a crush on that guy for ten years and haven't even confessed yet. I'm so worried about you. Don't worry, I'll take care of everything for you today!"
I blinked, looking at him blankly. He... he didn't threaten me? Zhang Si glanced at me with relief, then turned and left.
"Coco, is there something you wanted to see me about?"
Looking at that handsome face, I was so excited and nervous that I couldn't speak. You'd think I'd be a tough girl, fearless and invincible, but... facing this person I'd secretly loved for ten years, my hands trembled on my lap, and I couldn't utter a single word.
My phone rang, and I quickly answered it.
"Hey..." His trembling tongue almost got bitten.
"Zhang Keke, you idiot! I've given you so many opportunities, how come you can't do anything? Attack, attack, take the initiative to attack, understand?"
I glanced at the person across from me; he was slowly sipping his coffee.
My heart skipped a beat, and I quickly looked away. "I, I...I don't know..." I was about to cry...
"Oh dear, how did I end up with such a silly sister? It must be a sin from my past life... Okay, whatever I say, you just repeat after me, understand?"
"Okay, okay..."
I know perfectly well how venomous and hurtful the words can be from this seemingly gentle person in front of me.
"You didn't just ask me out for coffee, did you?" A probing glint appeared in Sun Rui's eyes.
I, I, I... quickly and secretly put on one of the earphones.
Do you like girls who are a year younger than you?
My lips trembled. "You...you like girls who are a year younger than you?"
"I hate immature girls."
Continue to listen to Zhang Si's instructions.
"You...you...mind a girl who weighs over 100 pounds and isn't 1.6 meters tall?" I cried...
"If it's not as fat as a pig."
"So she doesn't have a job... she's unemployed at home?"
I don't even dare to look at him anymore.
"Um……"
Her heart skipped a beat, and she nervously looked up at him.
His gaze suddenly shifted, fixing on her: "Zhang Keke, what do you want to ask?" His voice was deep.
I was so nervous I was about to cry, a bewildered expression on my face. "Sun, Sun... Sun Rui, do you, you, you... do you have a girlfriend?"
He shifted his body slightly, keeping his back perfectly straight.
thump thump thump...
I could clearly hear my heart beating irregularly.
"have……"
My mind went blank for a moment. Oh, that was the only thought in my head. He has a girlfriend.
I stood up stiffly, "Then I'll be going now." I grabbed my bag and left.
"Zhang Keke, Zhang Keke..."
Ignore the noisy guy on the other end of the phone.
Suddenly I bumped into a wall, and a sharp pain shot through my nose. I jerked my head up.
It was Sun Rui's face, which held a hint of anger.
Are you giving up?
Wh...what?
Why do you always give me holiday gifts? Why do you give me chocolates on Valentine's Day?
"Because...because you helped me with my college entrance exam preparation..." she said without blinking.
"Then why did you tear up the love letter the girl gave me?"
"Because... I think her writing isn't good enough, so I want to help her rewrite it."
His anger deepened. "Then how do you explain that last year when you were drunk and forcibly kissed me?"
"I, I, I..." I couldn't utter a word for a long time, feeling anxious and heartbroken. "I made a mistake, I thought you were someone else." My eyes were filled with sadness.
Not wanting to endure his questioning any longer, she turned to leave.
"Zhang Keke, don't go!!"
I was almost at the door.
"Don't leave!!"
Why can't they understand how I feel after being dumped? I walk forward with my head down.
"If you leave again, I'll kiss you right here and now!"
A loud shout silenced the restaurant.