"What? Wood?"
"Go wash your hands." Without turning his head, Wood ran towards the bathroom.
It was only then that Aze and I realized that we had just shaken hands with those two guys... Remembering that those two guys were "land travelers," I couldn't help but feel goosebumps rising on the skin where we had touched them. We quickly ran into the bathroom and washed our hands three times with hand sanitizer.
Once we were all back at the table, it was time to reward everyone. I didn't stand on ceremony and immediately bought Qiaoqiao a bottle of fine red wine. As for Mu Tou… the Best Performance Award tonight undoubtedly belongs to him! Putting everything else aside, just that crazed look in his eyes and that stylish mental hospital gown are enough to make him the undisputed star of the night!
The hospital gown was borrowed from a college classmate of his who was now assigned to a mental hospital. To prepare for tonight's situation, he brought the gown to the restaurant and then hid in the restroom to change.
Therefore, Qiaoqiao decided to give him a set of Japanese comics... which suited Mu Tou's tastes.
As for Aze...
It makes me so angry! He actually had the audacity to ask Qiaoqiao right in front of me: "Give me that girl in the uniform, and don't you dare compete with me for her!"
"No way!" Qiaoqiao immediately shook her head: "I saw it first!"
I interjected, "Which uniformed girl?"
Aze sighed: "It's the one next to you in the nurse's uniform."
I was furious: "Damn it! You're trying to take advantage of me! Watch out, or I'll chop up your sausage tonight!"
Aze asked curiously, "What's the rush? Don't you already have Yan Di? You can give me that nurse."
Qiaoqiao pouted, "Don't even think about it, she's mine!" Then, with a drooling look, she added, "Sigh, I've never dated a nurse like her before. Oh, by the way, Wood, I remember an H-anime, what was it called again? It was about nurses..."
"The night shift ward." Mu Tou was an expert in this area and immediately gave the name.
"Pah!" I brandished my folding knife. "You two are scum who specialize in harming women. Don't even think about hitting on Amei."
"Huh?" Aze chuckled. "Chen Yang, why are you so nervous? Is this Amei also your private concubine? But what about Yan Di? Could it be... you like threesomes?"
Qiao Qiao's eyes lit up immediately, her face filled with a lewd expression, and then she couldn't help but shout, "3P! 3P!! 3P!!!" Her loud voice immediately attracted countless strange looks from those around her...
Imagine this: In a place like this, a charmingly dressed girl, oblivious to everyone around her, shouts, "3P! 3P!! 3P!!!"
"Damn it!" Who is Miss Qiao? She's not afraid of these stares at all. She immediately glared back at them and shouted, "What are you looking at! Haven't you ever seen a beautiful woman who likes threesomes before!"
I got home close to 11 p.m. The elevator in my building had been repaired, and I heard the property management company spent a lot of money on it. Of course, I also received compensation from the property management company.
When I entered the house, the two girls were probably already asleep. Only one light was left on in the living room for me.
I've gotten used to the feeling of the lights still being on when I come home late.
This feels amazing!
Before, when I lived alone, home was just a place to sleep. But now I know that no matter how late I come home, there's always a light on for me! Sometimes I've even gotten used to the women's underwear hanging on the balcony and the "Sofy Ultra Thin Wings" in the bathroom cabinet.
I spent the night with those three jerks. I drank some alcohol. Although I wasn't drunk, I felt a little unsteady on my feet. I ran into the kitchen to get some water, but unexpectedly saw a small note stuck to the refrigerator:
"You rascal, there's a bottle of orange juice in the fridge, it's that plastic bottle on the first shelf."
The signature below is the character "眉" (eyebrow).
For a moment, I couldn't help but feel a sweet sensation in my heart...
Ah Mei, I never knew you could be so considerate... I suddenly remembered my conversation with Qiao Qiao and A Ze last night... Ah Mei... Am I really just worried about her?
Or perhaps, I'm just acting out of a sense of justice, unable to bear seeing such a beautiful young girl fall into the hands of two lecherous monsters, Qiao Qiao and A Ze?
They say alcohol can cloud judgment... I guess most men, after a few drinks, can't help but let their imaginations run wild. A few romantic thoughts suddenly welled up in my mind, and recalling Ah Mei's playful and endearing manner, even our usual bickering moments seemed to soften into something warm and cozy.
Holding that bottle of orange juice from the fridge... Sigh, to be honest, she's been pretty good to me...
Uh... a threesome?
My apologies, my apologies... What am I thinking?! My apologies, my apologies... Amitabha...
Instinctively, I unscrewed the cap and took the "love-filled juice" Ah Mei had left me. I took a big gulp...
The next second, I froze!
A strange taste shot straight to the top of my head. I felt like I had a sticky, greasy substance in my mouth, along with an indescribable, nauseating flavor...
I rushed to the pool and started vomiting violently, almost throwing up all my stomach acid. I poured myself a glass of tap water and rinsed my mouth desperately, repeating it seven or eight times, but I still couldn't get rid of that nightmarish taste in my mouth!
Suddenly looking up, I saw a note above the pool:
"You rascal. How does it feel? Enjoyable? This is a bottle of curry oil that Yan Di bought. I accidentally drank the wrong kind today... Considering that something this enjoyable shouldn't be enjoyed by me alone, I decided to... Hehe, now we're in this together!"
Signed: Mei.
As I watched this scene, that nauseating feeling surged up in my stomach again, so I quickly leaned over the sink and vomited violently for a while.
Damn it! I actually had some inappropriate thoughts about that brat?! I must be out of my mind!!
I really wanted to rush into the room, grab that girl, and give her a good spanking... but considering that Yan Di was also sleeping in the room, and it was the middle of the night, barging into a girl's room might be inconvenient...
I sighed helplessly and forced myself to suppress my anger.
However, he had completely erased the strange feeling he had just had towards that brat from his mind.
Interested in her? Forget it! Whoever becomes her man is doomed for eight lifetimes!!
I felt a little better after brushing my teeth twice and chewing a piece of gum.
But the smell wouldn't go away; even in my dreams at night, I felt myself vomiting constantly, like a pregnant woman...
Nothing was said that night.
When I got up in the morning, I picked up the measuring instrument and took a look.
No luck with money today... but thankfully no luck with romance either... Right now, I really don't want any romance... Too much romance might not be a good thing.
The green index is quite high, so it seems my career luck is pretty good today!
I gave a wry smile. It's probably related to Fang Nan's unilateral promotion of me. Anyway, becoming the head of a small department is at least a promotion in my career.
The clock already struck seven in the morning. I quickly got dressed and got out of bed.
The two beautiful women in the house were already up. Yan Di had prepared breakfast, bringing out porridge and fried eggs from the kitchen. After I finished brushing my teeth and washing up, she sat down in front of me, watched me eat, and then smiled gently.
"I'm off today, I'm not going to work." Yan Di: "What do you want to eat tonight? I'll go out and buy it for you during the day and cook it for you." I moved closer to her with ill intent, hugged her tightly, and kissed her bright red lips.
Yan Di blushed and quickly peeked into the room. Luckily, A Mei hadn't come out yet. Unfortunately, just as I was about to make my next move, she slipped away.
Just then, Amei came out of her room. I was about to berate her for her despicable and shameless scheme last night when I noticed that she was dressed up beautifully today! She was wearing a ladylike plaid dress by Yandi, and even had a touch of lip gloss on her lips…
However, looking at her unusually full breasts, I maliciously guessed that she must have been wearing a foam pad inside!
Why did you get up so early today? And why are you dressed like this?
Amei winked at me and said, "A handsome guy asked me out today."
"That handsome guy is so blind!" To be honest, Ah Mei really does look quite charming when she's dressed up. But right now, she's preoccupied with figuring out how to get revenge for last night.
Just then, our doorbell rang!
I was stunned for a moment; no one ever visited this place. I went over and opened the door, only to see a jerk standing there…
Aze was dressed in a casual suit. He had long, flowing hair, clear features, and was carrying a drawing board on his back as if to look serious. A slight smile played on his lips as he revealed a set of white teeth: "Chen Yang, your place is really hard to find."
I opened my mouth: "Why are you up so early..." Suddenly, I came to my senses: "Damn! You didn't make plans with A-Mei, did you?"
That beast smiled shamelessly at me: "I promised to take her to our art academy today."
I turned to look at Amei, only to see her excited: "You dressed up like this just to see him?"
"Of course not!" Amei pouted. "There are plenty of handsome guys at the art academy!"
Aze walked in as if no one else was there, patted my shoulder, and chuckled softly, "Don't worry, I'm just taking her to an art exhibition."
I desperately resisted the urge to kick this scoundrel to death: "Art exhibition? It's more like body art, isn't it?" I turned to look at Amei: "When did you become interested in art? I didn't know. Didn't you only like money?"
Amei made a disdainful gesture arrogantly: "The art exhibition he took me to today had live painting... I heard the model was super handsome! And he was completely naked!"
Then she glanced at me sideways, smiled at Aze, and said, "I'm going inside to get my things ready. Wait for me, okay?"
Then Amei pulled Yandi into the room, probably to have Yandi help her get dressed.
I stared at Aze. I couldn't help but frown and say, "Hey, I made myself very clear last night... Please, don't get any ideas about Amei, okay? You're just a beast who only thinks with your lower body, don't ruin Amei! She's my friend now!"
Aze chuckled, then said seriously, "I really didn't have any evil intentions. I just wanted to take her to the art exhibition at school... I promise I'll behave myself!"
Behave properly?
Damn, I'd be a fool to believe you!
After being taken out by you, you beast, for a whole day, by the time we get back, my hymen probably won't even be original anymore!
I thought about it. Suddenly, a wicked thought popped into my head...
Then I went into the kitchen, took the plastic bottle that had tormented me all night out of the refrigerator, and put on my brightest, most friendly, and most harmless smile:
"Aze, would you like some juice?"
Twenty minutes later, I was sitting in a taxi on my way to the company. I felt very happy and relaxed...
After watching that beast Aze vomit into our toilet bowl for a full five minutes, until he was so weak he couldn't even stand up... I was certain he wouldn't have any bad intentions towards Amei today! That's why I left home for work without any worries.
Today was my first day as the manager of the Business Activities Department II at Deep Blue Entertainment... Originally, I planned to just take it one day at a time, diligently look after Fang Nan's business, and then leave after talking to her when she returned.
I arrived at the company and found Qian Pan. Qian Pan led me to a large office that was at least 100 square meters. The office was divided into small, individual workspaces by partitions about half a person's height. At the very back was a separate room with floor-to-ceiling glass windows—that was my manager's office.
Qian Pan and I went straight into the manager's office, and she sighed, "Alright, I'll leave this to you. After everyone arrives, I'll accompany you to meet the department members so you can all get to know each other... and then I'll explain an important task you'll be working on next."
"Hmm? What kind of job?"
Qian Pan had already placed a folder in front of me.
"This is an underwear brand, one of our clients. They're holding a promotional event at the XX shopping mall in this city. We've already hired a group of underwear models from Nia Model Agency for a mini-lingerie show in the mall..."
Part One: In the Martial World, Not in Control of One's Own Fate, Chapter Sixty-One: Underwear Model
In the morning, I had a brief meeting with the department staff in the manager's office, and Qian Pan was also present.
The department I took over had five subordinates, all of them women. Two were designers, two were customer service representatives, and one handled outsourcing work. The two designers were graphic design talents who graduated from prestigious universities. They were women around thirty years old, presumably married, of average appearance, but dressed very appropriately and behaved with composure. The two customer service representatives were girls in their early twenties. One of them, in particular, had a few freckles on her cheeks, a round face, and spoke in a chattering voice like a little sparrow. Her personality reminded me somewhat of A-Mei. The other girl, a slightly thinner one wearing a yellow sweater, seemed quieter.
What surprised me most was that the person in charge of the outsourcing work was a woman who was about twenty-eight or twenty-nine years old. She was plump, had a rosy complexion, and full lips. She looked quite charming and was wearing a tight-fitting bodysuit that accentuated her figure. It was very stretchy and outlined the perfect curves of a mature woman, just like a ripe peach.
This seemingly open-minded woman had a shrewd glint in her eyes, making me wary of her. Her job title was "Outsourcing," a crucial one. In our department, designers primarily focused on event planning and basic graphic design, while customer service was responsible for contacting clients and handling their requests.
External cooperation is the most important link!