Sad...
I had been holding back my anger all night, and then Qiaoqiao teased me maliciously. Just when I was about to let it all out, Qiaoqiao pulled this trick on me. I'm angrier than anything else right now!
Qiaoqiao giggled incessantly, and seeing me lying on the bed looking sullen, I even angrily rolled over, turning my back to her.
"Hello!"
I ignore it.
"Hello!"
I covered my ears.
"Actually, there is a way..." Qiao Qiao said furtively.
I immediately released my hands from my ears and turned to look at her: "What's the plan?"
My eyes were fixed on Qiaoqiao's alluring little mouth with ill intent... Uh... Would it be too wicked to bring it up directly like this?
Qiaoqiao clearly understood my look, her face flushed slightly, and then she lowered her voice and said, "Actually... this is something that girls are too embarrassed to say... think about it yourself."
Damn! I almost cursed out loud in anger!
The girl is too shy to say it? Seriously?! Are you kidding me?! Who are you? The incredibly fierce and powerful Miss Qiao! The infamous number one female bandit in Nanjing! You're embarrassed?! For you to say "embarrassed" is like Britney Spears saying "I'm a virgin"—it's laughable!
But... there's no way around it. She's in control now, I can't just force Qiaoqiao to rape her, can I? Gritting her teeth and swallowing her anger, she said, "You... you just have to say it..."
Qiaoqiao looked all shy and awkward... but it was so obvious, it was clearly an act. Then, she said in a low, timid voice, "Actually... you could think of Mu Tou..."
I...I'm going to explode!
Thinking about wood? Damn it! Why would I be thinking about a grown man like wood right now?! I'm not made of glass!
However, Qiaoqiao's words finally revealed the fox's true colors...
"You know, Wood is still a virgin... right?"
"Hmm...so what?"
Qiaoqiao's smile grew even more malicious: "A virgin... well, he has another name... it's called... well, think about it yourself. You should understand what I mean."
"What?"
Qiaoqiao looked at me, then, suppressing a laugh, said three words:
"Pistol Party!"
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I held it in for a full minute. Then I glared at Qiaoqiao, and with endless resentment, I uttered two words: "Sleep!!!"
What is the most painful thing in the world?
Tonight, I suddenly realized that it's like having an absolutely stunning beauty lying next to you, and she's your woman! But you're stuck with her while all you can do is masturbate!
...Nothing in this world is more painful than this...
Oh shit!
I lay in bed, the lights were off, but my desire was still hard to quell. Hamlet's famous line kept coming to mind: "To fight or not to fight? That is the question..."
Just as I was struggling with this internal conflict, Qiaoqiao suddenly crept up from the darkness beside me, her two soft little hands wrapping around me from behind. Then I felt a warm, soft body roll over and press down on me.
I heard Qiaoqiao's murmur in my ear: "Xiao Wu..."
Please... why are you making such a dramatic show of truce today?
I silently condemned this vixen in my heart.
"Actually... I really want to too..." Qiao Qiao's voice was nasal and panting. I felt a heat in my ears and immediately knew that this vixen was licking me.
"I was just... teasing you..." Qiaoqiao's voice was incredibly soft in the darkness, and then I felt her warm lips slide across my lips, then kiss my way down my neck...
Go down...and down...
Finally, I couldn't help but hum, and then a voice popped into my head—a classic line from a classic movie by the great postmodern deconstructionist poet Stephen Chow…
"Yes, yes, yes, my wish has been fulfilled..."
Part Three: The Pinnacle, Chapter Thirty-Five: Sudden Thunder
The great eccentric psychologist Sigmund Freud said that sexual desire is the driving force of human progress!
I used to think all psychology was bullshit, but this morning when I woke up, I couldn't help but sigh... Freud was indeed one of us!
Feeling refreshed!
Indeed, I feel refreshed! As our ancestors said, the harmony of Yin and Yang is the fundamental principle of human relationships! This man, whose desires are satisfied, wakes up in the morning feeling an abundance of energy within him; both his physical and mental states are perfectly balanced. I even feel incredibly energetic and vibrant; I could probably kill a bull without any difficulty now!
After mentally hurling a torrent of criticism at Freud, I finally got up and went out, feeling refreshed. Earlier that morning, a guard from General Kunta had come to report that the general had invited me to breakfast.
Eating breakfast on time is a good habit and good for health... but I really don't feel like I can eat anything while sitting on a rock on a hillside, facing a table full of bread and milk, with miners working like slaves in the valley below...
However, the great leader of G country, General Kunta, seemed to be thoroughly enjoying this. While looking at the two fat sausages stuffed with bread and smoked meat on his face, he looked down at the valley below, where countless slaves were working for him with great satisfaction.
I suppose... this kind of person is mentally disturbed. I sighed inwardly.
“Starting today, the slaves’ daily rations will be increased.” Kunta told me smugly, “Look, this morning these guys had an extra spoonful of beans in their plates, and they do seem to be working much harder now.”
I gave a wry smile, but I could only praise him earnestly, saying things like, "The general truly loves the people like his own children."
Can I not say anything? I smiled bitterly, but comforted myself inwardly. It's not that I, Xiao Wu, am flattering this fat sausage. If I didn't, these poor slaves below wouldn't even have beans to eat.
However, the general suddenly stopped smiling, his eyes fixed on me for a long time, and then he sighed.
Um?
Am I seeing things?
This tyrant and executioner actually showed genuine pity in his eyes? Could it be... could it be that my luck has suddenly turned around? A few casual words last night were enough to make this guy lay down his butcher's knife and become a Buddha on the spot?
"Chen... I understand you now."
His gaze grew increasingly warm, but it also carried a hint of "we're all men, I understand you."
Just as I opened my mouth, he suddenly reached into his robes and pulled out a small plastic bottle. Then, the general waved for his men to leave before handing me the bottle.
"These are herbs from our Tutu tribe, and they're incredibly effective! Especially for men who have trouble with their sex life... Hmm, just a tiny bit, applied to that area, and I guarantee you'll be full of energy again! They were given to me by our tribe's old shaman!"
I was instantly petrified...
Just as I was about to slam my fist on the table in anger, the general's gaze softened considerably. He not only shoved the things into my hands but also patted my hand reassuringly, looking like he was saying, "Brother, I sympathize with you and understand you." He slowly said, "Last night I asked the two girls who serve you in the bathhouse, and they told me that you're not disgusted by them, but rather that you seem to have problems in that area... Old friend, I must advise you, if you have a problem, you should get it treated quickly! I heard that last night, as soon as they touched you... there, you cried out in pain, 'NO, NO, NO...' Sigh, I originally thought you didn't like the program I arranged for you."
I nodded obsequiously, but in my heart I cursed the mothers and stepmothers of the two women who bathed me last night. I was doing a good deed, and you all thought I was... impotent?
Seeing the strange look on my face, Kunta finally let out a hearty laugh... It's just a pity that there was no one to join in the fun, otherwise it would have been even more interesting to ask, "Why is the general laughing?"
I certainly wasn't in the mood to support this. But then, I suddenly felt a strange light flicker in the sunlight around the 10 o'clock position on my right…
Reflective?
...
Almost without hesitation, I suddenly jumped up from my chair! I flipped the table over, and General Kunta, who was sitting opposite me, was knocked to the ground! At the same time, a sharp sound rang out…
Bang!!
The sound was so loud it felt like my heart was going to jump out of my chest. I rolled to the ground... In the next breath, the guards who had been driven away from the tower rushed over. They didn't seem to understand what was happening. Two of them had already pulled the bolts of their guns and were coming straight at me. I felt a few sharp pains in my chest and back and could only hug my shoulders. All I could hear were shouts, and at least three submachine gun barrels were pointed at my head!
"※……（×※%！！！！" A majestic voice shouted. It was General Kunta, who had fallen to the ground. He had already understood what had happened. Surrounded by many guards, he did not rush to get up, but instead loudly issued several orders in the local language.
In that instant, I noticed that the lewdness, lust, and brutality on this guy's face vanished completely! He was like a tiger, instantly exuding an aura of decisive killing!
The warlord is indeed a warlord!
At this moment, Kunta pointed at the shed next to him and shouted a few words. His expression was serious, and he was clearly extremely angry, but he was suppressing it...
There was a huge hole in the shed! It was definitely made by a sniper rifle! The guards reacted immediately, and some experienced ones looked in the direction of the shot. After the tower issued a few orders, I quickly saw a squad of soldiers at the bottom of the hillside drive up in vehicles and rush towards the opposite hillside. Several other guards searched directly in that direction from the hillside.
Throughout the entire process, Kunta cunningly remained on the ground, surrounded by people who protected him. Finally, escorted by his guards, he disregarded his image and simply crawled down to a lower area before standing up. He then called for others to come and help me down the hillside.
Back on the ground and after confirming it was safe, Kunta flew into a rage. He roared and howled, then quickly ordered his soldiers to impose martial law. I saw squads of soldiers running out, even their dogs. An armored vehicle also drove out from behind the barracks.
These experienced soldiers first reinforced the camp's defenses, then sent men outside to surround and search the surrounding villages and towns. They also dispatched a large number of men to search the surrounding area.
Especially in the area where gunfire came from the opposite hillside, there was a fan-shaped search involving hundreds of people!
While roaring, the tower issued commands with remarkable composure, and his troops reacted surprisingly quickly, even displaying remarkable discipline. It was only then that I realized that although he was more bloated and decaying than in the photos, he was still a lion! Though old, the occasional snarl he bared still revealed his formidable power.
Just then, two soldiers were brought over, their faces covered in blood, a mixture of blood and dirt on their blackened faces. I wondered... Had they caught the murderer so quickly?
Kunta remained cold-blooded, swiftly taking the pistol from the guard beside him and walking over to the two soldiers who were being forced to kneel on the spot...
Bang! Bang! Two shots rang out, and two soldiers were already lying on the ground, blood and brains spilling everywhere...
"They..." I started to speak, but then suddenly realized that it was best for me not to say anything.
When Kunta looked at me, his eyes softened slightly, and he said slowly, "It wasn't them, they were the sentries on the other side. Hmph... what use are such trash?"
I noticed that when this guy got angry, he exuded a terrifying aura! The fierce guards and his men around him seemed to be extremely respectful, and some of them even looked at him with almost worshipful eyes... He paced back and forth a couple of times, his military boots making a rustling sound, then suddenly shoved his gun into the guard's hand and strode towards the barracks in the distance.
He had only taken two steps when he suddenly turned back: "Chen, come with me."
When we walked back to the rear camp and went directly to the palace of the imprisoned tower, we were in a room surrounded by guards. Only then did he look at me, take a deep breath, and say with unprecedented sincerity, "My friend, you just saved my life!"
He stared at me: "From this moment on, you are not my guest...not my business partner...from this moment on, you are my friend!"
Suddenly, he lifted his foot and stepped onto a chair, then swiftly pulled a dagger from his boot. Holding the dagger in one hand, he quickly slashed his thumb with the sharp blade, instantly cutting it.
He walked over to me, glanced at me, then raised his hand, took the hand with the cut thumb, and lightly scratched my forehead, immediately leaving a bloody mark between my eyebrows. Then, without a word, he handed me the dagger.
I knew I couldn't hesitate at a time like this, so I immediately did the same thing, cutting my finger and smearing the blood on his forehead.
"From now on, you'll be my good friend!" Kunta patted my shoulder and put away his dagger.
The sudden change in events was completely unexpected.
In fact… why would I save him? That scumbag would be better off dead. But at that moment, the only thought in my mind was:
If he dies, G country will be in chaos, and then our business will be over... Most importantly, the technology transfer business will also be over!