Ultimative Intelligenz

Kapitel 60

(Su Chenche: Raikage's [beep] is actually smaller than mine →_→)

Hua Jiuye:

Yes, you read that right.

Aside from being poisoned, suffering from heartbreak, and spitting blood, my senior brother was still a perfectly normal man.

Every man does that...

However, since he didn't have a childhood sweetheart to cross out, he only had a childhood friend he could bully.

The problem he noticed earlier was...

Why is my junior sister different from me?

My junior sister disappears for a few days every month... and when she comes back, she's deathly pale, as if half a jar of blood has been drained from her body...

Why is my junior sister fairer and younger than him? Why are her hands always so soft? Hmm, and her face is even softer...

Also, why doesn't my junior sister stand up when she goes to the toilet...?

[Zongzi: Let's erase that last sentence... it's ruining my image...]

The master said it was because his junior sister was a woman and he was a man.

But why is it that my junior sister's chest is so flat, even though both she and Aunt Li, who cooks in the kitchen, are women?

(Hua Jiuye [Deep]: I originally planned to wait for my junior sister to grow up and see which was better, her hand or her face, but... I never got to see that day.)

Shen Zhili: That's enough! (TT)

Despite his master's explanation, Hua Jiuye remained in a state of confusion, only having a vague understanding.

Until one day, his master gave him a book, "An Outline of Yin-Yang Harmony (with Twelve Questions on Yin-Yang Supplementation)".

After careful study, he finally understood many of the questions that had been puzzling him... and this led to a new question.

Is having a baby a very interesting thing?

My master said, "I've never given birth either, but it should be quite interesting."

He pondered for a long time, then said to his junior sister: "Junior sister, let's have a child."

result……

While flipping through the books spread out on the table, Shen Zhili yawned and said: No.

Hana Kuya: Why!?

Shen Zhili clenched her fist: If I'm going to have a child, it'll be for my master, not for you!

Hua Jiuye:......

[Zongzi: So you've held a grudge until now... still thinking about having kids and stuff... ﹁_﹁]

Green duckweed:

Qingxing: Why am I here? Aren't I just a passerby?

[Zongzi, just to reach the word count, you know what I mean.]

Zhai Feng put her hands on her hips, raised her leg, and a section of her snow-white calf peeked out from under her slit long skirt: Come here, little Qingxing, your older sister is in charge of money, power, and beauty. If you don't know anything, your older sister can teach you!

Qingxing [looks away, blushing slightly]: So many people are watching...

Zhai Feng [pulling on Qingxing's collar]: Let's go back to the room!

Shen Zhili:

Shen Zhili: Don't look at me, I learned it from books just like my senior brother... There's nothing to ask... I'm not as crazy as my senior brother...

Ye Qianqian

Ye Qianqian [biting into sugarcane and turning her head, crunching]: What is it?

Zong [wiping sweat]: Hehehe, it's nothing, I was just passing by... La la la, the weather is so nice.

Chapter 49

Shen Zhili was thrown aside, her head hitting the car wall.

Excruciating pain!

He bent over, clutching his head. The pain dispelled the dizziness in his mind, and the inexplicable restlessness gradually subsided.

After a long while, Shen Zhili straightened up.

The impactful imagery came into her view, and Shen Zhili had only one thought in her mind.

...Uh, this has nothing to do with her.

The scene of the two fighting was incredibly fantastical... it was actually a bare-handed brawl!

Hua Jiuye raised his hand and threw a punch, which Su Chenche blocked with his arm. Before Su Chenche could react, Hua Jiuye's elbow slashed hard at Su Chenche's face. Su Chenche turned his head to dodge and said, "Get off me."

His voice was still gentle, but now it had an inexplicable chill to it.

Hua Jiuye curled her lips slightly: "If you dare to touch my junior sister, I'll beat you so badly your own mother won't recognize you."

Su Chenche rubbed his temples, exasperated: "Have you figured out who exactly made the move...?"

Before he could finish speaking, his fist shoved towards Su Chenche's jaw.

Hua Jiuye narrowed his eyes, making the scars at the corners of his eyes even more horrifying. He said in a matter-of-fact tone, "I don't care who's bullying whom. All I see is you bullying my junior sister. I've disliked you for a long time."

Su Chenche caught the fist, and his eyes darkened: "If you really want to fight, I'll accompany you to the end."

Hua Jiuye: "Hmph, you..." He paused, then looked to the side, "Hey, Shen Zhili, where are you running to!"

As Shen Zhili crawled out, she said, "I'm a little thirsty from eating too many pomegranates. I'm going out for a drink of water. You guys continue..."

Hua Jiuye, riding on Su Chenche's back, beckoned to her with his finger: "Come here."

Shen Zhili calmly turned her head: "No."

Hua Jiuye chuckled lightly, a dangerous glint flashing in his eyes: "Junior sister, are you coming over or not?"

Shen Zhili paused for a moment, then turned around and climbed over.

...The instinct to seek good fortune and avoid misfortune is truly annoying.

Before Shen Zhili could react, Hua Jiuye pulled her collar, stared at her intently, and asked, "Do you like this guy?"

Pulled along by Hua Jiuye, Shen Zhili's posture looked somewhat comical.

Staggering slightly before regaining her balance, Shen Zhili looked up, intending to change the subject, only to meet four pairs of burning eyes.

...The excuses stuck in my throat, and I couldn't say them for a moment.

The carriage seemed to have hit a rock, and it jolted.

Shen Zhili couldn't control herself and lunged forward, rolling around in a ball with the two people in front of her.

The carriage lights suddenly brightened, the dark-colored curtain was lifted, and Qingxing poked half her head in: "Shen..."

She only managed to utter one word before Qingxing's eyes widened.

Zhai Feng impatiently pulled Qingxing over from outside, put herself on top of it, and opened her mouth to speak...

The light dimmed again in an instant.

"Ahem, please continue, the three of you. We'll come back in half an hour."

Shen Zhili: "..." Hey, hey, don't leave! We're innocent, you bastards!

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Shen Zhili was very worried after staying at the inn that night.

Because everyone was looking at them with a strange gaze, their intense eyes filled with an indescribable air of gossip.

Looking at people with that kind of gaze is a pleasant experience, but being looked at like that by others...

What exactly was the meaning behind that hesitant, unspoken gaze?!

After finishing her meal, Shen Zhili leaned against the bed and flipped through the erotic novels that had been provided in the guest room.

Someone pushed the door open and came in.

Shen Zhili looked up: "Senior brother..."

...I knew it wouldn't be that simple tonight.

Hua Jiuye snatched the book from Shen Zhili's hand, sat down on the edge of her bed, flipped through it, and said unhappily, "How could you read such a filthy book? Can't you read something useful next time?"

Shen Zhili: Then please stop watching with such relish, okay...

Clearing his throat, Shen Zhili asked, "Um... have you found the snake?"

Hua Jiuye closed the book with a lingering sense of satisfaction: "Hmm, found it." A huge snake head poked out, hissing and flicking its tongue as it greeted Shen Zhili in a friendly manner.

Shen Zhili's face stiffened: "..." Should I greet him back?

"Oh, right, junior sister, we still have a score to settle."

Shen Zhili asked warily, "What account?"

Hua Jiuye's narrow eyes flashed with a cold light: "Don't tell me you've forgotten that you betrayed me to Shen Tianxing."

...I really forgot.

Shen Zhili chuckled awkwardly: "Don't be so petty about things that happened so long ago."

Hana Kuya: "No way!"

Shen Zhili sighed: "Then what do you want to do? Master is already dead."

"Shen Tianxing is dead, that's all. As for how you'll compensate him..."

With a long arm, he pulled Shen Zhili close. Before Shen Zhili could react, her head rested against Hua Jiuye's chest.

Long, slender, slightly cool fingers gently stroked Shen Zhili's long hair that cascaded over his shoulders, as if caressing a snake. Hua Jiuye rested his chin on his hand and pondered, "Anyway, I'll probably spend my next life in Huichun Valley, and you'll cover all my expenses for food, clothing, and lodging."

Shen Zhili gritted her teeth: "Okay."

Hua Jiuye chuckled: "Don't look so bitter and resentful. Your senior brother even gave up inheriting the throne of Southern Xinjiang for your sake."

Shen Zhili muttered under her breath, "It wasn't me who asked you to..."