La vie parfaite sous la dynastie Song

Chapitre 176

Yi Han (sneer): There are many things you don't understand about her.

Anonymous: You two have gone off-topic!

63. Describe your partner during sex in one sentence?

Xu Lie: You can't judge a book by its cover.

Yi Han: A hundred times more dazzling than when facing the battlefield.

Galan: There's a reason why the two of them have achieved such status and success.

Anonymous: ...By the way, why do you all use indirect descriptions?

64. To be honest, do you like H?

Xu Lie: Isn't it obvious to ask a man this question?

Galan: As long as it's not too frequent.

Yihan: I like it.

Anonymous: Each one is more straightforward and concise than the last.

65. Where is H located under normal circumstances?

Three people: bed.

Anonymous: Is there nothing else?

Xu Lie: Yes, on the chair, on the carpet.

Someone (looking bewildered): A chair? That position... how hard must it be for you guys?

Galan (in a low voice): That's nothing. He and Yihan even tried it on the stair railing.

Someone had a nosebleed...

66. Which H location would you like to try?

Xu Lie: Now? Anywhere is fine, if she's still willing.

Yi Han: It doesn't matter.

Garan: Snowy land.

Anonymous: Why?

Galan: I've always felt that Yihan is like an automatic thermostat. I wonder if it has the same effect in the snow.

Someone (speechless): Garan, you really are...

Yi Han (calmly): We'll try it right away when we get back. (Remember? The last bonus chapter was set in the snow.)

A certain bird, now silent.

67. Should I shower before or after sex?

Xu Lie: Of course I'll take them both. If she gets too tired later, I'll carry her with me.

Galan: There are both before and after.

Yi Han: I don't care.

Galan: What he means is that after advancing to the middle stage of the Innate Non-Action realm, he can use his internal energy to expel impurities from his body and evaporate them, while his body always maintains a naturally fresh scent. Whether he takes a bath or not is irrelevant.

(Tears streaming down his face): It even has an automatic shower! (A typical lazy person collapses and hugs Yihan's leg) Master Feng, please take me as your disciple!

Are there any agreements during the 68-hour period?

Xu Lie: Does this need to be agreed upon?

Galan: Once is enough. Otherwise, you'll have to coax the wind chimes when they wake up at night.

Yi Han: Okay, I'll go.

69. Have you ever had sex with someone other than your lover?

Galan: ...

Xu Lie: ...

Yi Han: ...

Someone (trembling): Okay, next... next question.

70. Do you agree or disagree with the idea that "if you can't win someone's heart, at least you should win their body"?

Galan (glancing at someone): Of course I object.

Xu Lie: That's different. I need to get [the other person's name] in order to get their heart.

Someone (whose name is unknown): I couldn't hear any difference at all.

Yi Han (coldly): The difference is that the former deserves to die; the latter deserves to die a hundred times over.

71. What would you do if the other person was assaulted by thugs?

Xu Lie (rarely lowering his head): ...

Yi Han (gripping his sword tightly): There's nothing I can do.

(Extremely ashamed): Su mi ma sen, I shouldn't have asked that question.

72. Do you feel embarrassed before or after H?

Xu Lie: Do you think I would?

Someone: I really can't, you're as thick-skinned as you are!

Galan: I used to. But now that I've done it, there's nothing to be embarrassed about. (laughs) Actually, Yihan does too.

Someone (in awe): Sorry, you're still so fierce~~

Yi Han: ...

73. If a good friend says to you, "I'm lonely, so just tonight, please..." and asks for sex, what would you do?

Yi Han: Knock her unconscious.

Xu Lie: There's no room for discussion on this.

Galan: Have Yihan knock him unconscious.

Mou Yi (with a sly smile): What if it's Zi Mo?

Galan: Would Zimo make such a request?

Anonymous: Uh... no, that's not true.

Xu Lie: Let's just knock him out.

Yihan: I will.

Anonymous: At times like these, you all miraculously unite in a common hatred of the enemy. (I don't need to explain when, do I?)

74. Do you consider yourself good at H?

Galan: I'm not good at it, but isn't it fine if he is?

Xu Lie: Asking a man this kind of question is an insult.

Anonymous: Okay, I apologize to both of you.

75. And what about the other party?

Xu Lie: A deadly skill that lies between awkwardness and allure.

Galan (facepalm): Who are you talking about?

76. What do you hope the other person will say during sex?

Galan: Did we even need to speak back then?

Yi Han: Any sound she makes is fine.

Someone (nosebleed): Yihan SAMA, are you describing □?

Xu Lie: Let's do it again.

Anonymous: Did she really need to say that?

77. What kind of expression do you prefer from your partner during sex?

Galan: Despite being consumed by lust, he desperately tries to restrain himself.

Yi Han: rapid breathing.

After a moment of blank thought, the man suddenly realized something.