Young Prime Minister, a Hermit - Chapter 176
Yi Han (sneer): There are many things you don't understand about her.
Anonymous: You two have gone off-topic!
63. Describe your partner during sex in one sentence?
Xu Lie: You can't judge a book by its cover.
Yi Han: A hundred times more dazzling than when facing the battlefield.
Galan: There's a reason why the two of them have achieved such status and success.
Anonymous: ...By the way, why do you all use indirect descriptions?
64. To be honest, do you like H?
Xu Lie: Isn't it obvious to ask a man this question?
Galan: As long as it's not too frequent.
Yihan: I like it.
Anonymous: Each one is more straightforward and concise than the last.
65. Where is H located under normal circumstances?
Three people: bed.
Anonymous: Is there nothing else?
Xu Lie: Yes, on the chair, on the carpet.
Someone (looking bewildered): A chair? That position... how hard must it be for you guys?
Galan (in a low voice): That's nothing. He and Yihan even tried it on the stair railing.
Someone had a nosebleed...
66. Which H location would you like to try?
Xu Lie: Now? Anywhere is fine, if she's still willing.
Yi Han: It doesn't matter.
Garan: Snowy land.
Anonymous: Why?
Galan: I've always felt that Yihan is like an automatic thermostat. I wonder if it has the same effect in the snow.
Someone (speechless): Garan, you really are...
Yi Han (calmly): We'll try it right away when we get back. (Remember? The last bonus chapter was set in the snow.)
A certain bird, now silent.
67. Should I shower before or after sex?
Xu Lie: Of course I'll take them both. If she gets too tired later, I'll carry her with me.
Galan: There are both before and after.
Yi Han: I don't care.
Galan: What he means is that after advancing to the middle stage of the Innate Non-Action realm, he can use his internal energy to expel impurities from his body and evaporate them, while his body always maintains a naturally fresh scent. Whether he takes a bath or not is irrelevant.
(Tears streaming down his face): It even has an automatic shower! (A typical lazy person collapses and hugs Yihan's leg) Master Feng, please take me as your disciple!
Are there any agreements during the 68-hour period?
Xu Lie: Does this need to be agreed upon?
Galan: Once is enough. Otherwise, you'll have to coax the wind chimes when they wake up at night.
Yi Han: Okay, I'll go.
69. Have you ever had sex with someone other than your lover?
Galan: ...
Xu Lie: ...
Yi Han: ...
Someone (trembling): Okay, next... next question.
70. Do you agree or disagree with the idea that "if you can't win someone's heart, at least you should win their body"?
Galan (glancing at someone): Of course I object.
Xu Lie: That's different. I need to get [the other person's name] in order to get their heart.
Someone (whose name is unknown): I couldn't hear any difference at all.
Yi Han (coldly): The difference is that the former deserves to die; the latter deserves to die a hundred times over.
71. What would you do if the other person was assaulted by thugs?
Xu Lie (rarely lowering his head): ...
Yi Han (gripping his sword tightly): There's nothing I can do.
(Extremely ashamed): Su mi ma sen, I shouldn't have asked that question.
72. Do you feel embarrassed before or after H?
Xu Lie: Do you think I would?
Someone: I really can't, you're as thick-skinned as you are!
Galan: I used to. But now that I've done it, there's nothing to be embarrassed about. (laughs) Actually, Yihan does too.
Someone (in awe): Sorry, you're still so fierce~~
Yi Han: ...
73. If a good friend says to you, "I'm lonely, so just tonight, please..." and asks for sex, what would you do?
Yi Han: Knock her unconscious.
Xu Lie: There's no room for discussion on this.
Galan: Have Yihan knock him unconscious.
Mou Yi (with a sly smile): What if it's Zi Mo?
Galan: Would Zimo make such a request?
Anonymous: Uh... no, that's not true.
Xu Lie: Let's just knock him out.
Yihan: I will.
Anonymous: At times like these, you all miraculously unite in a common hatred of the enemy. (I don't need to explain when, do I?)
74. Do you consider yourself good at H?
Galan: I'm not good at it, but isn't it fine if he is?
Xu Lie: Asking a man this kind of question is an insult.
Anonymous: Okay, I apologize to both of you.
75. And what about the other party?
Xu Lie: A deadly skill that lies between awkwardness and allure.
Galan (facepalm): Who are you talking about?
76. What do you hope the other person will say during sex?
Galan: Did we even need to speak back then?
Yi Han: Any sound she makes is fine.
Someone (nosebleed): Yihan SAMA, are you describing □?
Xu Lie: Let's do it again.
Anonymous: Did she really need to say that?
77. What kind of expression do you prefer from your partner during sex?
Galan: Despite being consumed by lust, he desperately tries to restrain himself.
Yi Han: rapid breathing.
After a moment of blank thought, the man suddenly realized something.