However, this statement is not without reason. Chen Xu felt as if he had really entered the legendary gene lock state, and then a miracle really did happen. Then Chu Xuan also possessed him... Chen Xu let out an extremely exaggerated scream, then his body tilted and he fell heavily to the ground, also knocking over a row of chairs with a "rumble".
"Ouch, my leg hurts so much!" Chen Xu cried out, clutching his forehead where he had been hit.
However, the impact he made was quite severe. Coco, who was initially worried and wanted to come up and check on him, stopped when she heard this: "If your leg hurts, why are you covering your head?"
Chen Xu realized he'd said the wrong thing, but the problem was, his head really did hurt a bit from the impact. It felt like the second-in-command in *A Chinese Odyssey* enduring humiliation and pretending to faint even after being stabbed in the thigh. A little pain was nothing! If he really danced with this young lady… well, that wouldn't be a matter of a little pain!
Then Chen Xu cried out, "My leg hurts..."
With a thud, the women and livestock in the activity room collapsed to the ground, all cursing inwardly, including Coco: "Bitch!"
Although she knew he was faking it, the problem was that his bump had really hit her hard, so Coco had no choice but to turn to Wu Ning, who looked pale and sickly, and say, "Okay, Wu Ning, you can do it."
Wu Ning swallowed hard, but the little girl next to him was already beaming with joy... well, she was beaming, but her eyes were practically closed.
Compared to Chen Xu, whose looks were rather ordinary, the girl naturally preferred Wu Ning, a handsome young man, especially since he was the head of the arts department and supposedly the prince charming of many girls. The girl silently snorted to herself: "But my prince charming is my dance partner now, isn't he?"
Wu Ning could only walk up with a bitter face. What could he say at this point? But in his heart, he had already despised Chen Xu a thousand times over!
The other animals, though disappointed that Chen Xu had escaped this ordeal, secretly felt a sense of satisfaction seeing Wu Ning's almost forced smile. Seeing the women's eyes blazing with anger, the animals thought Chen Xu was actually quite clever and quick-witted.
Chen Xu sat down next to him, clutching his head, thinking that he had finally escaped a disaster, although the price he paid was quite heavy and his head was still a little dizzy.
Ms. Coco couldn't stand it anymore and said, "This student should go to the medical room and get some medicine. I heard that a few days ago, a student from your school's medical department was hit by a car. They thought it was nothing, but later, after taking him to the hospital, they found out that his spleen had ruptured."
Upon hearing this, all the boys burst out laughing, and then someone shouted, "Teacher Coco, you don't know, do you? This is the one who discovered that animal's spleen was ruptured! Our Chen the Fortune Teller!"
All the girls in the class had their eyes light up. Coco exclaimed, "Really? Wow, this young man is really capable!" Meanwhile, many nursing students were thinking, "So that's him! I heard our dean said he wanted to recruit him. A medical prodigy!"
Feeling a little embarrassed by all the eager looks, Chen Xu said, "I think I should go to the hospital to get checked out," and then got up to open the door. But before his hand even touched the doorknob, there was a sudden "knock, knock, knock" at the door.
Chen Xu curiously opened the door and was immediately stunned.
A fairy is standing at the door!
The fairy's first words were: "Excuse me, this is a ballroom dance training class, right? I'm late."
Chapter 34 The Fairy Guan Yi
Chen Xu recognized this fairy; she was Guan Yi, one of the three most beautiful girls in his department, whose looks rivaled Zhan Jing and Gao Xiaojie.
Chen Xu was stunned by her outfit today. His first thought was that this vixen was dressed too provocatively!
A black spaghetti strap dress, the hem of which wasn't edged in a regular pattern, but rather had an irregular, fan-shaped hem. A pair of fair, slender legs complemented the black dress, and she wore slender, strappy high heels, exuding exceptional sexiness.
Her hair seemed to have just been styled; the smooth, waterfall-like black hair cascaded down casually, flowing freely.
It has to be said that college students in this era still have a special fondness for girls with long, flowing hair, especially since this fairy's hair is so long that it reaches her waist.
The most damning thing is the tank top straps! A pair of snow-white shoulders are exposed, and the neckline is also a bit low. Although it's not extremely exaggerated, you can vaguely see the white breasts and that deep... cleavage.
She's really daring with her outfit!
Nowadays, students are generally around seventeen or eighteen years old when they first enter university. So, girls at this age are usually just reaching the end of their physical development. Coupled with the intense study in high school and the pressure of exam-oriented education, they have absorbed a lot of knowledge like cramming, but their bodies haven't grown much. Many of them are skinny and look like matchstick girls.
Based on his years of experience secretly watching porn on his father's computer, Chen Xu made a quick assessment and concluded that the vixen in front of him was at least a C-cup!
While her size might not be the most outstanding at Hefei University, it's definitely considered heavyweight among freshmen. More importantly, this beauty's height and proportions are excellent! Because if a girl is overweight, her bust naturally appears larger—like that girl with the legendary E-cup breasts and F-cup belly! But this beauty doesn't look overweight at all, which is truly remarkable.
Chen Xu's momentary daze didn't last long. He quickly replied, "Yes, this is the ballroom dancing training class." Then, Chen Xu stepped aside, and Guan Yi nodded slightly to him in thanks before entering. Because the doorway was small, she almost brushed against Chen Xu as she entered sideways. A few strands of her recently permed straight hair brushed against Chen Xu's face, making him feel ticklish, and at the same time, he smelled a very fragrant scent.
It's not perfume, but some shampoos have a certain fragrance... Could it be the legendary "woman's fragrance"?
Guan Yi attracted everyone's attention the moment she entered. Her already superior looks, combined with her special outfit today, made it impossible for her not to draw attention.
She quickly glanced around and noticed that everyone in the activity room seemed to be in pairs, so she smiled and said, "It seems I've come at a bad time; I don't have a dance partner."
The group of men were kicking themselves! They wondered why they'd come out so early. If they weren't afraid of being beaten to death, some of them would probably have abandoned their dance partners and run to the beautiful women. The women, on the other hand, felt a pang of jealousy, mixed with a hint of schadenfreude.
Coco was stunned when she saw such a beautiful girl, and then she chuckled to herself. She thought that these animals must be feeling very depressed right now, especially Wu Ning, who wished he could tear Chen Xu to pieces. If it weren't for this bastard, she would be the beautiful dance partner now, instead of having to pitifully accompany this flower, oh no, little flower girl.
Coco drawled out her words in a meaningful tone: "As for a dance partner, since there are no available gentlemen here, then I will..." She originally wanted to say that she would give herself to him as a dance partner and that she would give him the instruction.
But then Chen Xu's voice rang out: "Who said I'm not free?! I don't even have a dance partner yet!"
Coco looked at him strangely: "Didn't you have a headache and leg pain just now? Haven't you gone to the medical room yet?"
Chen Xu shamelessly said, "It's okay, it doesn't hurt anymore."
Damn it! Everyone, including Coco, cursed "bitch" in their hearts again. Chen Xu, on the other hand, chuckled unconsciously, his teeth showing, and stretched out his hand, saying, "Excuse me, may I?"
Guan Yi quickly touched something warm and smooth, and generously placed his hand in Chen Xu's palm, saying with a smile, "I didn't dance very well, please give me some pointers."
Holding that little hand, Chen Xu's heart trembled, and he couldn't help but squeeze it a little harder... To be honest, this was the first time in his life that Chen Xu had ever held a girl's hand like this... Of course, kindergarten doesn't count.
Guan Yi's small hands were soft and boneless, and it felt very comfortable to pull them. Chen Xu couldn't help but let out a few lewd "ah ah ah" sounds in his heart before he said with a little blush, "Well, I'm not very good at it either, let's study it together."
"How despicable!" The people around him were both jealous and annoyed. What does it mean that good cabbage is eaten by a pig? What does it mean that a beautiful flower is stuck on that... If looks could turn into sharp blades, Chen Xu would have been covered in honeycomb briquettes by now.
At this moment, Coco clapped her hands a few times and said, "Everyone, stop watching and let's continue." So the rhythm started again, and the group of passionate lovers started dancing together again, having a great time.
Chen Xu was still standing there dumbfounded, holding the girl's hand, unsure of what to do next. Actually, he really wanted to reach out and put his arm around her waist. This vixen had a large upper body, but her waist was like a water snake; he wondered what it would feel like to touch it.
Seeing Chen Xu standing there dumbfounded, Guan Yi took a step closer, placed his hand on Chen Xu's waist, and whispered, "Put your hand on my waist!"
Chen Xu naturally couldn't refuse the beautiful woman's request, but what made him feel embarrassed was that the beautiful woman didn't seem to care much, while he stood there dumbfounded like an innocent virgin. Oh dear, what a loser! However, Chen Xu wasn't very bold, so he just symbolically put his hand on her waist. Wow, it was very soft and seemed quite bouncy!
"Let's start moving now!" Coco shouted from the side: "One, two, three, one, two, three..." and the people on the dance floor immediately started moving.
Dancing is no easy job. At first, Wu Ning and Coco danced quite smoothly, but the problem was that once they started dancing, they couldn't figure out whether to step out with their left or right foot first. In no time, the dance floor was in chaos, and countless people had their feet stepped on.
Sweat beaded on Chen Xu's forehead as he cautiously strode forward, completely abandoning any thought of taking advantage. Looking at her nimble little feet and those high-heeled, strappy shoes, even though Chen Xu didn't have a foot fetish, he still felt it would be incredibly sinful to accidentally step on them!
However, Guan Yi clearly had dance training, as her movements were very skillful. The problem is, as the saying goes, "It's not the formidable opponent you should fear, but the incompetent teammate." While Guan Yi's dance steps were graceful, with Chen Xu hindering her, she couldn't fully showcase her abilities. Fortunately, she didn't step on Chen Xu's toes.
The two of them started dancing in a rather funny way... I wonder if any of you readers ever played a game called "stepping on feet" when you were kids. It involves two people facing each other, stretching out their feet to step on each other, and then the other person trying to dodge while retaliating.
Chen Xu and Guan Yi were now in a similar state, both trying their best to avoid stepping on each other's feet, as if they were playing a game. Finally, Guan Yi got a little exasperated and said, "Chen Xu, can you stop being so cautious? Relax a little, okay?"
Chen Xu felt quite honored that the beautiful girl could call him by name so readily. After all, it had only been a little over ten days since the start of the semester, and he could only vaguely recognize most of the students' faces without knowing their names.
So Chen Xu said with a little smugness, "How did you know my name?"
Guan Yi smiled, and had to admit that this woman's smile was elegant and captivating, because her eyes curved like crescent moons when she smiled, which was quite beautiful. Guan Yi laughed and said, "How could I not know Chen Banxian? Your dorm's ads have even reached our girls' dorm, just like those little ads plastered on the telephone poles downstairs."
Upon hearing this, Chen Xu nearly fainted. What kind of things were plastered on those small advertisements? Family secret recipes, specializing in treating impotence, premature ejaculation, and infertility, and then there were claims about gonorrhea, syphilis, and venereal diseases. He'd heard that when the older students played cards at night, the loser didn't just stick stickers on their face like those guys did; they had all sorts of pranks… one of them was to hug a telephone pole and shout three times at the advertisements: “My illness can be cured!”
The thought of his reputation being ruined brought tears to Chen Xu's eyes. At that moment, Guan Yi laughed and said it was alright; several of his roommates were quite interested in him, and they'd probably interrogate him tonight.
Hearing this, Chen Xu felt quite comfortable and thought that this woman was really good at talking. At least these few words made people feel very pleasant and without any pressure, and the relationship was brought closer without them even realizing it.
So Chen Xu asked, "Which ones are from your dorm?"
"Look." Guan Yi gave a wink, and Chen Xu turned his head to follow her gaze, seeing three women staring at them, winking and smiling at Guan Yi.
Chen Xu asked, puzzled, "What are they laughing at?"
Guan Yi looked at the three women in her dormitory and said with some surprise, "Maybe it's because we didn't dance well?"
At this moment, Chen Xu accidentally looked down and saw that, due to the exercise just now, and because Guan Yi's dress seemed to be made of a slightly heavy, watery material, the neckline of the dress had dropped a bit, revealing more of the cleavage that was previously barely visible. Even the two mounds of white flesh were quite exposed, and the shape of the upper part of the breasts could be roughly seen.
To be honest, this level of low-cut dress isn't really anything special, but seeing a beautiful woman being so bold right in front of him made Chen Xu, this innocent young virgin, feel his heart pounding wildly.
Chen Xu couldn't help but swallow, trying hard not to look up, but he couldn't resist. After mentally cursing himself for being lewd several times, he realized that if he really kept looking, he might lose control and embarrass himself. So he let go of Guan Yi's hand, and under the wide eyes of this vixen, he reached out and lifted the straps of her dress, pulling it up a little...
Chapter 35 The Flowering Cactus
After the dance ended, the passionate men in the room calmed down for a moment, sitting down to rest on the seats by the activity room, drinking some water, and tending to their poor feet… To be honest, it was hard to say who was more pitiful this time. Most of the men were wearing leather shoes, while the women were mostly wearing high-heeled sandals. This resulted in the women running to the sink to wash the mud off their feet, while the men rubbed their feet, grinning and discussing which woman had the longest, thinnest heels…
Compared to the previous clear separation between boys and girls, the atmosphere is much more harmonious now. The seniors were right before, ballroom dancing is really a seed that can ignite a passionate flame. Just imagine meeting a girl for the first time, barely exchanging a few words before holding her hand, and then wrapping your arms around her waist. Tsk tsk, some guys just won't let go.
Chen Xu went out and bought two bottles of mineral water, one for Guan Yi and one for himself... He was originally hesitant about what drink to buy for the beautiful woman, but since she said mineral water was fine, Chen Xu went along with it to save money.
Chen Xu was sitting with a beautiful woman, which made a bunch of guys around him extremely envious. So every now and then, someone would come up to him pretending to ask if he had eaten or what time it was. Their real purpose was to get a closer look at the beautiful woman.
And she's a really hot beauty!
But the problem is that Chen Xu can't say anything yet, because in the eyes of a group of animals, he was already guilty of a serious crime for dancing with a beautiful woman. He had already held her hand and hugged her waist. If he didn't even give them this opportunity, he would definitely be accused of "stealing a beautiful woman" and beaten to death when he got back!
Guan Yi seemed quite indifferent. When someone came over to talk to her, she always responded with a smile and her answers were very appropriate, giving people a feeling of being bathed in a spring breeze.
Chen Xu inwardly cried out that he couldn't take it anymore; this vixen was simply too much. Looking at Zhan Jing and Gao Xiaojie, one was so quiet she seemed almost otherworldly, while the other was as fierce as a wildcat. Both women were difficult for the men in the department to approach, especially Zhan Jing, who was so aloof that she kept everyone at arm's length.
But this enchantress was different. She was poised and generous, without any of the typical timid woman's demeanor. When others spoke to her, she didn't act arrogant or aloof. Although her speech wasn't exactly witty, it was very pleasant and made men feel very relaxed in her presence. They might even develop a little fantasies, thinking that they were being treated differently by this beautiful woman.
Moreover, this enchantress was incredibly alluring; her eyes, in a rather refined way, were called almond-shaped. When she glanced at someone sideways, the person being looked at could always sense the smile and seductive charm in her eyes, and couldn't help but feel a sense of captivation and self-satisfaction. And her laughter was also irresistible; her eyes curved like crescent moons, drawing people in. If she laughed heartily, it was even more breathtaking!
There's a phrase to describe a girl's laughter: "her body trembles with delight." But this enchantress's laughter not only makes certain parts of her body tremble, but it also makes a man's heart flutter...
Having spent some time with this woman, Chen Xu felt there was nothing he couldn't say to her face to face. After the animals left, Chen Xu whispered, "Sister, could you please stop flirting so much?"
Guan Yixiao, I would never do such a thing. Why do you say that about me?
Chen Xu shook his head and sighed: "Sister, can't you feel it yourself? Those beasts came here smelling of sourness, but when they came back, they were full of murderous intent."
Guan Yi tilted his head slightly: "What does this have to do with me?"
Chen Xu shrugged: "I think a beauty like you should be a bit more aloof and use your gaze to drive these lustful beasts away. But your gaze clearly made them feel they still had a chance, and then they fell into one trap after another... Why bother? What's the point?!"
Guan Yi blinked and said, "I don't like to put on airs for others, but you're right, it seems that this personality trait has caused quite a few misunderstandings. Actually, I really don't have any other intentions."
"No!" Chen Xu quickly waved his hand to interrupt her, saying, "Sister, you can take care of your own troubles. We've only known each other for less than an hour. There's no need to confide in me, is there? Do I look like such a good person?"
Guan Yi smiled and said, "I think you're a pretty good person."
Seeing her smile like that, Chen Xu almost cried.
Well, looks like I've been friend-zoned again! It's strange, but Chen Xu has always been quite popular with women, his good reputation even reaching the ears of some parents. In high school, there was a beautiful girl in his class who was dating. She came from a very strict family, and a few times when she came home late from dates, her dad would ask her why, and she'd just say she was reading with Chen Xu. Her dad would immediately stop asking!
At that time, many of the beautiful girls in the class had a good relationship with Chen Xu, and even shared some of their little secrets with him, which made a group of guys around him very depressed. They collectively cursed Chen Xu as a beast for monopolizing so many beautiful girls.
Chen Xu initially felt quite pleased with himself, thinking that being close to someone meant he had an advantage. However, later, he confessed his feelings to a girl he was very close to, someone he even confided in about his period and other troublesome matters. To his surprise, the girl said, "I've always thought of you as a brother and a good friend." She added, "Brother, you're actually a good person, and you'll definitely find a girl better than me..."
When Chen Xu got to university, he realized that this was what was popular online as being given the "friend zone" card. He noticed that when couples were flirting, the woman would say coquettishly, "You're so naughty," but when they broke up, they would say, just like him, "Actually, you're a good person"...
"Sister, you've misunderstood me," Chen Xu said, looking dejected and serious. "Actually, I'm a bad person, very, very bad!"
After a short break, the dance continued.
After the previous round of practice, the two dancers, who were initially reserved, quickly became familiar with the steps and started dancing with a more polished style. Chen Xu and Guan Yi no longer had to worry about stepping on each other's feet. Chen Xu was a quick learner, and Guan Yi had clearly practiced before, so under her guidance, the two danced with increasing harmony and skill.