Robots usually take care of it.
On the day Yu Tang and Luo moved into the castle, the cat that Yu Tang wanted also came into his hands.
The round, chubby little orange cat nestled obediently in Yu Tang's arms, licking his fingers.
Yu Tang shrank back, tickled, and laughed.
Luo immediately frowned, grabbed the little orange cat by the scruff of its neck, and lifted it up.
The man's gaze turned slightly cold as he said, "Once you're in this house, you have to abide by the rules. First of all..."
He pointed at Yu Tang and said to the little orange cat in a serious tone, "This man is mine."
"It's not yours."
"You need to be clear about your position. Don't try to act cute or stick out your tongue at him all the time."
"otherwise……"
Luo then pointed to the male kitten's genitals and said, "I'll make sure you never even get to taste the flavor of a female kitten before you become a eunuch!"
Little orange cat: -ΣﾟДﾟ-
Chapter 12
The villain is resurrected for the third time (12)
"Why are you jealous of a cat? It can't even understand you!"
Yu Tang laughed as she reached out to stop her, only to see the little orange cat, who had been so clingy just moments before, now waving its paws and meowing at Luo.
He looked extremely angry.
It was as if they really understood.
"See! He understands! He was deliberately licking you just now!"
Luo pointed at the little orange cat and said, "You dare to challenge me? Do you believe I'll go find a vet right now to remove your bomb?"
"Meow!"
Luo's outstretched finger was snapped in two by the little orange cat, and Yu Tang quickly stepped in to save the day.
"You're over two hundred years old, don't you feel ashamed to argue with such a small cat?"
Yu Tang deliberately pried open the kitten's teeth. Ignoring the finger with bite marks on it, he said, "Come on, let your brother see, don't break your teeth."
Luo was so angry at his behavior that her liver ached.
Without saying a word, he picked up Yu Tang and carried him up the retro spiral staircase.
"Hey! Luo, what are you doing?"
Yu Tang lost his balance, his waist caught on Cheng Luo's shoulder, and his hands were still struggling in front of him.
The little orange kitten meowed and chased after it. But because it was too small and Luo was walking too fast, it couldn't catch up at all, and looked extremely pitiful.
"Can't you guess what I'm planning?" Luo narrowed his eyes, took long strides, and walked with an air of nonchalance. "Have you forgotten our agreement?"
Yu Tang was taken aback and asked instinctively.
"What agreement?"
Luo spread his fingers and slapped the person on the shoulder hard, making a loud cracking sound.
Yu Tang's face immediately turned red with shame.
“It’s okay if you’ve forgotten,” Luo said. “I’ll repeat it to you now.”
"When I said I would lock you in the castle, you readily agreed."
My only requirements were a cleaning robot, me to cook, a full range of entertainment facilities, and a cat.
"I've taken care of everything for you now."
"So, now it's your turn to fulfill my requests, right?"
Yu Tang's eyes widened in shock, and cold sweat broke out on his back.
The bedroom door slammed shut.
His legs weren't touching the ground; his back was against the door as he stared at Luo.
Seeing the lust that had been suppressed for almost three months in the other person's eyes, he swallowed hard, feeling incredibly cowardly.
"Luo, let's talk this out. Can you put me down first?"
This suspended position really made Yu Tang feel very insecure!
"No..." Luo ruthlessly rejected his request: "If I'm not mistaken, your legs will go weak the moment I put you down."
Then she said her rehabilitation wasn't successful yet and she needed more time to recuperate, coming up with a series of reasons to bargain with me.
"Hahaha!"
Xiao Jin chuckled: "Master! He predicted your prediction!"
Yu Tang cursed Xiao Jin in his heart, awkwardly pursed his lips, and said to Luo, "But I haven't..."
“If you want to take a bath, I can carry you there right now.” Cheng Luo called to the robot in the room: “002, go to the bathroom and fill the bathtub with water. Make it 35 degrees Celsius warm water, and put in a lemon-scented bath sponge and two little yellow ducks.”
"Yes, sir."
The little robot responded and obediently went to the bathroom to run the water.
Yu Tang watched the other person's retreating figure and twitched the corner of his mouth.
"I……"
He had barely uttered a single word when Luo immediately responded.
"I've checked you. There's no food stuck in your teeth, your gums aren't bleeding, and your digestion is fine. You won't experience abdominal pain, need to fart, or feel the urge to urinate."
"Of course, if you still want to launch water jets, I can try the rapids ride with you."
Yu Tang's eyes widened.
What kind of insolent and lewd words are these?
F*** the rush!
Luo just looked at him, her smile unusually calm.
It was as if to say, "Let's see what other excuses you can come up with to stop me."
Yu Tang was so embarrassed that his toes curled up. He coughed and said, "I hadn't even finished my sentence before you shut me up. How did you know I was trying to find an excuse to reject you?"
“Oh…” Luo raised an eyebrow: “Then you go ahead, I’m listening.”
Yu Tang's mind raced, and he said, "You and Cheng Luo are always jealous. If he finds out what we're doing..."
“I understand,” Luo said. “You want to see the merged me.”
Yu Tang nodded vigorously.
"Yes, yes, that's what I mean."
Luo laughed: "I understand."
He closed one eye, counted three, two, one, then opened it again and looked at Yu Tang: "Alright, the fusion is complete. Now we can begin."
Yu Tang was stunned. Before she could say anything, Cheng Luo kissed her lips.
The air itself grew hot with that kiss.
When they separated again, Yu Tang could only lean on Cheng Luo's shoulder, her head resting heavily on it, struggling to breathe.
"Actually, the personalities had already begun to merge half a month ago."
He turned Yu Tang's face and continued to greedily kiss her: "Because I've thought about it for a long time and realized that I can't protect you just by being kind."
“I admit it, I am a volatile and irritable monster who would go crazy without you. I can tolerate any criticism from others, but I will never allow them to slander or hurt you.”
"Whether you're angry or hate me after hearing these words, I will never let go."
"Unless you personally inject me with a quick-death injection and execute me."
Otherwise, I will not allow you to fall in love with anyone other than me.
I will keep bothering you, so that you can only look at me and only like me...
"You finally said those words, that's commendable."
To Cheng Luo's surprise, Yu Tang cupped his face, decisively interrupting his sickly-sweet speech.
And look at him with the eyes of someone who has truly grown up.
"I've been waiting for you to figure things out for a long time."
After saying that, he took the initiative to kiss the stunned Cheng Luo and gently called Cheng Luo's nickname.
"Lolo, you are the real you now. And I will give you everything you want."
With his fingers resting on the other man's open shirt collar, the handsome man, who had previously resisted, took the initiative, his eyes captivating, and chuckled softly.
"So, shall we...begin?"
Chapter 13
The villain is resurrected for the third time (13)
Yu Tang stayed in bed for twelve days.
Here's what happened.
Originally, after four days, Yu Tang looked like a dried fish, and he clasped his hands together, begging for an end to the matter. Cheng Luo had already agreed to let him continue.
But the instant those words left his mouth, Cheng Luo suddenly said he had a headache, and three seconds later he switched to a different personality.
He told Yu Tang with a regretful expression that the fusion was not stable enough and the two personalities had split again.
So the previous four days were only for the complete personality of Luo Luo. In order to distribute them fairly, eight days should be set aside afterwards, four days for Luo and four days for Cheng Luo.
Yu Tang was completely stunned; he simply couldn't believe these words came from a human mouth!