La vie parfaite sous la dynastie Song

Chapitre 175

Zimo: Are you reciting a tongue twister?

Galan (surprised): You even know tongue twisters?

50. Do you think your love for your partner can last forever?

Xu Lie: Give me a chance and I will.

Galan: Didn't I give you a chance?

Xu Lie: Then let's give it another chance.

Yi Han: I can give you a chance to die!

Xu Lie (sneer): Can your love last forever?

Yi Han (with an even colder laugh): Does it need to be maintained permanently?

Zimo (yawning): Who came up with such a boring question?

Galan: Huh? Didn't you release it?

Zimo: Galan, are you questioning my intelligence?

Someone in the corner slunk away from the scene.

51. Are you the attacker or the defender?

Galan: Why haven't you asked yet?

Someone (turning a page): Oh, it's nothing, let's move on to the next question.

52. Why was this decision made?

Anonymous: Let's move on to the next question.

Everyone: ...

53 Are you satisfied with the current situation?

Xu Lie: Not satisfied.

A certain Yi gave him a meaningful look: So you don't want to be the top, you want to be the bottom.

Xu Lie (raging): Don't talk nonsense. I mean she won't let me touch her now, so I'm not happy!

54. Where was your first time having sex?

Xu Lie: At home, in the bedroom, on the big bed.

Yi Han: Chi Yu Lou, my room.

Why do I feel that Yihan is much calmer and more composed now?

Yi Han (glancing at Xu Lie, uttering four words): Those who die are the greatest.

Xu Lie: What right do you, an ancient person, have to speak?!

A certain Yi: ... (I never realized Yi Han could be so sharp-tongued~~)

55. How did you feel at the time?

Xu Lie: The feeling of longing for her was unexpectedly strong, yet it also felt reasonable.

Yihan: It's crazy, and it's also desperate.

56. What did the other person look like at that time?

Xu Lie: He was very inexperienced, his face was flushed, but his body was unusually flexible.

Anonymous: Actually, I'm more curious about that time you and Xue'er had sex... (gets slapped away)

Galan: She is the one whose appearance I feel most sorry for in my entire life.

Yi Han: So...beautiful. So beautiful that I'd willingly go to hell.

What's the first thing you say on a 57-day morning?

Galan: How did you get to my room?

Yihan: I'm afraid you won't be used to sleeping there.

Someone (with a sigh): Look at this level of understanding~~

Galan: As for Xu Lie, I didn't see him when I woke up...

Xu Lie: I'm going to buy you breakfast.

Galan (blushing slightly): I know. Weren't we not finished yet?

A certain Yi (shivering from the cold): Yi Han, I just praised you for being calm.

58. How many times per week is H?

Xu Lie: Six or seven times at most, I'm afraid she won't be able to handle more than that, after all, it's our honeymoon.

Someone (bursting into tears): Six or seven times isn't enough?

Galan (囧): ...Who can count this?

Mou Yi (smiling at Yi Han): But some people know this in their hearts.

Yi Han (Don't open your eyes): Every day.

Anonymous: Oh~~ that means more than seven times.

59. In your ideal scenario, how many times a week?

Yi Han: That's fine.

Xu Lie: If I could still hug her... (A rare moment of dejection)

Anonymous: Next...the next question.

60 So, what kind of H is it?

Xu Lie: Anyway, it's not what you think. Galan is quite shy, but her coy refusal only excites me more.

Someone (facepalm): Playing hard to get? Are you sure you're not going to fight to the bitter end?

Galan: I feel sorry for his forbearance and restraint. Even at a time like this, he still puts my feelings first.

Anonymous: Oh~~ Lanlan means, Yihan, you could be even more aggressive~~

Yi Han (casually drawing his Qing Shuang sword): Do you want the interview to continue?

Anonymous: Next question!

61. What is your most sensitive spot?

Galan: Well... behind the ear, I guess.

Xu Lie: When he was with Galan H, he seemed very sensitive in every way.

Someone (black line): I thought you were so thick-skinned that you didn't know what sensitivity was?

Xu Lie: Do you want to die?

A certain anonymous person: Cough cough... Yihan, your answer.

Yi Han (blushing and turning her head away): ...

62. What is the other person's most sensitive spot?

Yi (smirking): Yi Han, do you think I wouldn't know if you didn't tell me?

Galan (laughs): Collarbone, it always works really well if you kiss him there first.

Xu Lie (displeased): You actually took the initiative?