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"Damn it! I might be dead, who has the mind to care about these feelings!"
...
Was it the moonlight, or was it because Xiaoyuan's face was already flushed?
Two hours later, I was still alive, and Xiao Yuan was also fine. The first thing she did after regaining her strength was to kill someone, either me or Su Wu!
---janeadam
Reply [60]: Chapter 30 Watching the sunrise with the 'female ghost'
"Brother Dongfang, save me!" A slender sword was pressed against Su Wu's Adam's apple, and at the hilt of the sword was a jade hand—the hand belonged to Xiao Yuan! (Aside: Dude! You could have just said Xiao Yuan was pointing a sword at Su Wu. Answer: Don't you think that's cool?)
Thankfully, they weren't going to kill me. I secretly breathed a sigh of relief, feeling much more relaxed. Well then, I'll say a few worthless compliments for Su Wu.
So he said, "Xiao Yuan, please forgive him for the sake of our past relationship."
"A lover?" Xiao Yuan glared at me...
"Oh no! Let's forgive him for the sake of our friendship."
"Friend?" Xiaoyuan glared at me again...
"Oh no! Let's let him off the hook for the sake of our past acquaintance."
"You know them?" Xiaoyuan glared at me again...
“…555…Just because we’ve exchanged a few words, you…” Is our relationship really that distant?
"No! He knows too much, so he must die!" Xiao Yuan thrust her sword forward...
"No! Brother Dongfang, save me..." Su Wu's desperate cry would break even the heart of an old nun longing for love.
“I swear on my life he will keep this a secret!” I shouted.
Xiao Yuan sheathed her sword.
“Really!” I continued, “If he reveals your secret, my life will be in danger. Although my life may not mean much, I am your savior, and your savior’s life can be used as collateral.”
Xiaoyuan didn't say anything. Perhaps she thought what I said made sense. No matter how much you protect yourself, you can't completely distrust others. People who don't trust others will never feel that life has any meaning.
"Thank you..." Su Wu wiped his sweat and said gratefully to me, "Thank you for trusting me so much."
I didn't risk my life to vouch for you because I believed you. I believed the history books that said Su Wu was only released back to the Han Dynasty by the Xiongnu after Emperor Wu's death and Emperor Zhao's ascension to the throne. Poor man, he had no idea what a miserable life awaited him...
Xiao Yuan slowly lowered her sword: "Consider it as me repaying a favor to you... From now on, I owe you nothing."
No! Just kill Su Wu. I want you to continue owing me a debt of gratitude. I want you to repay me with your body... That's what I wanted to say, but when I saw Su Wu's pitiful expression, I had no choice but to swallow my words.
Sunrise~~~~~, so beautiful, a sunrise on the grassland! The three of us looked up at the horizon in unison, what a romantic atmosphere! That annoying Su Wu, ruining my and Xiao Yuan's time together, that 1000W third wheel! Get lost!
"How beautiful!" A rare smile appeared on Xiaoyuan's face, a genuine smile from the heart. What a wonderful young woman's heart it was... I sighed as I looked at her chest, which rose and fell with even breathing.
She must be most easily moved at this moment. I couldn't let any opportunity slip by; opportunities are something you have to seize! As I admired the sunrise, I slowly wrapped my arms around her shoulders…
As she admired the sunrise, she slowly placed the sword against my neck. I had no choice but to pretend nothing was wrong and consciously withdrew my hand. Xiao Yuan then also withdrew her sword as if nothing had happened.
"So beautiful... but it was too short-lived," Xiaoyuan said sadly.
"Yes, just like a woman's face..." I continued.
"Sunrise, sunrise, youth is fleeting!"
Red candle, red candle, illuminating my lost path!
If only I could make you stop crying!
So foolish, so foolish, love is hard to hold onto!
Unforgettable, unforgettable, a love affair that leaves us both heartbroken!
We were strangers, strangers, past and present, now we're all scattered to the ends of the earth!
The fierce wind is unforgettable, the chaotic rain is unfamiliar, and the fading only happens when the flowers fall...
A sentiment from a thousand years later, for you it is the future, for me it is the past…
Xiao Yuan's lips twitched slightly after hearing this. It worked! I couldn't help but feel extremely proud.
---janeadam
[61]: "I was sent as an envoy to the Xiongnu, and I watched the sunrise on the grassland. The scenery was beautiful, but I couldn't go hungry!" Su Wu also said, "I'm so hungry!"
Damn! You've ruined such a romantic atmosphere. This guy does nothing but sleep and eat.
But I was indeed hungry.
"Xiaoyuan, do you have anything to eat?" I asked.
She took out three apples.
"No way! This is all we're eating? Will it even fill us up?"
"It's good for your appearance and helps you maintain your figure!" Xiaoyuan said.
"Waaaa... I'm already slim enough, but it's better than nothing." I reached out to take the apple.
"What?" Xiao Yuan cursed.
"Isn't it supposed to be one apple per person?"
"Of course not, I'll eat two, and use the other one as a face mask!"
"Huh?? What about me and Su Wu?"
"Don't worry, how could I forget you?" Xiaoyuan said, peeling the apple with a knife. "Here, you can eat this!"
Su Wu and I fought over the apple peel, tears welling in our eyes. "...Waaaaah...I never thought I, Su Wu, would be reduced to eating apple peels!"
I thought to myself, "You'll still have days of eating grass roots while herding sheep in the freezing cold! Why are you complaining now?"
We walked all morning. "It's so hot!" "Ha! There's a little river ahead!" "Really!"
The three of them rushed over happily.
"Hey!" Xiao Yuan called out, "You two, step aside for a moment!"
"Why? This river doesn't belong to you alone."
"Haven't you heard of ladies first? This lady needs to take a shower and clean up her sword wound!"
Su Wu and I would never agree to such an unreasonable and domineering request, but for the sake of her bright sword, we very politely let her wash it first... 555.
Xiao Yuan forced Su Wu and me to cut a lot of grass and pile it into a stack. She made us sit behind the stack and not peek. But was that even possible? Hehe, I secretly parted the grass and peeked out with my thieving eyes—wow! ...
"What did you see?" Su Wu asked anxiously.
"Can't you see for yourself?"
"...Waaaa...I'm nearsighted by 1000 degrees!"
"How pitiful. Well then, I'll reluctantly do you a live commentary."
"Okay, thank you, Brother Dongfang."
"Wow!"
"What's wrong?"
"She has already taken off her outer clothes..."
"quick!"
"She slowly took off her shirt..."
"continue!"
"She revealed a provocative little red bodice..."
"Great! What else?"
"Oh~~~ She slowly turned around..."
"Huh? You saw everything?"
"I could feel her giving us a seductive smile..."
Ah~~ Su Wu closed his eyes and began to fantasize.
"I can feel her getting closer and closer..."
“Continue… It’s better up close, we can see it more clearly now. Is there any annoying pixelation?” Su Wu wiped his drool.
"Of course not!"
"And then... I can't wait any longer, tell me!"
"Then...then my neck got cold..."
"Huh?" Su Wu opened his eyes and found Xiao Yuan holding a sword against his neck.
"Didn't I tell you not to peek?"
"I..." I wiped the sweat from my forehead, "I wasn't peeking, I was openly watching..."
"You!" Xiao Yuan's eyebrows shot up in anger. "Shameless Dongfang..."
Suddenly the ground shook violently...
“This is…” Su Wu frowned and pondered for a moment, “Based on my years of experience, it should be a large number of cavalry!”
"It's a large cavalry force!" I said, looking at the dust billowing in the distance.
---janeadam
Reply [62]: Chapter Thirty-One: Another romantic encounter, how annoying!
"They're Xiongnu cavalry!" Xiao Yuan immediately changed into men's clothing and tied her hair up.
Soon, the Xiongnu soldiers discovered us and surrounded us.
"I am Dongfang Shuo, the envoy of the Great Han Dynasty, and I wish to see your spittoon, oh no, Your Majesty the Chanyu!" I shouted.