Provoked by Sun Weirui, Li Yang sat on the large bed with his legs crossed, whistling, "If you're someone who wields a hammer, then just smash the door!"
"You—" Sun Weirui was so angry that she swung the hammer to smash it, but then she suddenly stopped. If she smashed it, wouldn't that prove Li Yang wrong, saying that she was just someone who played with hammers?
"Don't be angry, I'll tell you a joke. Listen, it's really funny, I've been making a living off this for the rest of my life!" Li Yang was really infuriating, yet he still had the leisure to tell jokes.
"Listen carefully, a bus caught fire, the bus was badly burned, many people died, but there was one survivor. A CCTV reporter went to interview people. CCTV reporter: Was there a hammer on the bus?"
Survivor: What a load of rubbish!
CCTV reporter: You have a hammer? Why don't you use it to smash the window?
Survivor: No, there's a hammer!
CCTV reporter: What? There are two more hammers?
Survivor: Oh dear, there's a shovel!
CCTV reporter: A shovel? You can use that to break windows too, right?
Survivor: Smash that window with a hammer!
CCTV reporter: It was breaking windows, not smashing hammers.
Survivor: Ugh, what am I even talking to you about!
CCTV reporter: I was referring to the window.
Survivor: Hammer!
CCTV reporter: So what exactly is it?
Survivor: What the hell!
CCTV reporter: Oh, no wonder it burned so quickly.
"Hahaha... Isn't that a classic joke? Not bad, right? Do you have a deeper understanding of hammers now?" Li Yang laughed loudly towards the door after saying that.
"Li Yang, I'm going to kill you—" Sun Weirui completely lost her temper, swung the hammer and smashed it hard against the door again.
With a loud "bang," the door, which had been cracked, split open completely, creating a gap large enough for a person to squeeze into the room.
"Wow! This girl is really strong, no wonder she plays with hammers. I'm impressed!" Li Yang remained unmoved, still sitting on the bed with his legs crossed, swaying back and forth. His buttocks squeezed against the bed, making strange squeaking noises that made everyone's ears perk up. Many of the male tenants chuckled wickedly.
Just then, the crowd parted, and a man charged forward, heading straight for Sun Weirui.
Chapter 509: Mouth to Mouth
The man's actions immediately shocked the tenants, who gaped in disbelief. Wasn't this man afraid of dying? Didn't they see that the girl had gone mad, playing with a hammer and desperately pounding on the door? That hammer looked real, and it weighed several dozen kilograms; it could smash the door in one blow. With your skinny arms and legs, weren't you afraid of getting hurt?
Just as everyone was holding their breath for this person, Sun Weirui turned around and swung her hammer, ready to smash the person who dared to block her.
"Uncle? What brings you here?" The hammer froze in mid-air as Sun Weirui asked in surprise.
Yes, the person who came was none other than Sun Weirui's uncle, Su Qingchi Su Miaomiao's younger brother Su Wenzheng. He was a middle-aged man with an extraordinary appearance, fair complexion and no beard, but his face was a little pale, as if he had been indulging in too much wine and women.
He smiled wryly and said, "My dear Wei Rui, you've practically torn down their hotel. How could I possibly not come?"
"Uncle, you can't control what happened today, but I'm going to smash him to death! Otherwise, I can't live!" Sun Weirui said with red eyes.
Su Wenzheng had a headache. In his view, wasn't it just a matter of male-female love? At most, it might involve one man and two women, or one dragon and two phoenixes. It might seem a bit shocking, but in reality, countless men and women had secretly engaged in such exciting activities, and he himself did it frequently.
For a man, having multiple beautiful women is an achievement. But this was his own niece, so he dared not say such a thing. As her uncle, he had to maintain the dignity and composure of an elder, so he could only think such thoughts in his heart and dare not say them out loud.
So he had no choice but to denounce Li Yang, saying, "That guy inside is a real bastard, daring to openly slander our Wei Rui's reputation. Wei Rui, don't worry, your uncle will definitely have someone teach her a lesson, but could you please put this hammer away first?"
In his haste, Su Wenzheng didn't think much and just said "hammer" when he saw the Thunder Hammer.
Sun Weirui immediately became enraged and swung the hammer at Su Wenzheng's head.
Su Wenzheng felt a gust of wind coming from above, and his mind went blank. His body instinctively dodged to the side, and he saw the hammer slide down past his chest.
A cold wind blew by, and the muscles that were stimulated through the clothes trembled, raising goosebumps. Even my penis shrank back in surprise.
This startled Su Wenzheng, who glared at Sun Weirui and demanded, "Weirui, what are you doing!"
"What are you doing?!" Sun Weirui shouted angrily, her eyes red.
Su Wenzheng was furious. He couldn't understand what he had done to offend this little brat. He had only been trying to reason with him, so why did she get angry and hit him with a hammer? If he hadn't dodged quickly, wouldn't he have been injured?
"My dear Weirui, shall we go back first? Don't make a fuss anymore, or your mother will be unhappy!" Su Wenzheng couldn't argue with a child, so he had to lower himself and continue to persuade her kindly.
He knew that his niece had been spoiled since childhood, and only kind words of advice would be effective.
"My mother? I don't care, I'm going to get an explanation today!" Sun Weirui said fiercely.
"How can you be so unreasonable? Can we finish this up for today and discuss it again when we get back?" Su Wenzheng was sweating with anxiety.
“No!” Sun Weirui said stubbornly.
"Wei Rui, why don't we go back first?" Fang Kexin, who had been silent all along, suddenly advised cautiously.
"Kexin, aren't you angry?" Sun Weirui stared at Fang Kexin and asked.
"I...I'm angry, but...but today..." Fang Kexin stammered, unable to speak, clearly afraid of angering Sun Weirui.
"Then I will fight for justice for you and me! No one can persuade me!" Sun Weirui raised the hammer to strike again, but her arm was suddenly grabbed.
Su Wenzheng angrily shouted, "Wei Rui, stop! Put the hammer down!"