Yu Tang shook his head, then flexed his wrists a couple of times, placed his right hand on his left chest, and said with a slight smile, "God of Darkness, old friend, stop hiding and come out to meet me."
After saying that, he made a pulling motion.
The next moment, he forcefully pulled a cloud of black smoke out of the body!
The cloud of black smoke shrieked, "Bastard! God of Light, how could you scheme against me like this!"
"The containers I painstakingly created have been destroyed one after another by you!"
"Why can you have a body, but I can't!"
"There are so many evil people in this world! They all deserve to die, and everything I did was right!"
Why am I not worthy of existing?!
His words were so moving that they brought tears to the eyes of all who heard them, and even Yu Tang felt a pang of pity.
Lu Qingyuan shielded Yu Tang behind him, but Yu Tang shook his head and took the initiative to stand in front. He channeled his divine power and pointed his finger at the wisp of smoke. The smoke, following his will, transformed into a black, palm-sized, condensed ball, which landed in his palm.
The God of Darkness transformed from black mist into a dumpling, and his voice became both cute and fierce.
"Aaaaaah! What have you turned me into?!"
"How can you have such power! Wow—change me back! I want to be a handsome guy!"
As he spoke, two large eyes emerged from the black ball of flesh, circling around and accusing Yu Tang of his actions: "My vessels are all handsome men! I don't want to end up like this, so pathetic! God of Light, you bastard!"
"You big bastard!"
Lu Qingyuan was also stunned.
After learning that Yu Tang was the God of Light, his concerns about Yu Tang being attacked in the future disappeared.
However, he did not expect that the God of Light and the God of Darkness, who should be two figures of equal strength, would appear to be so weak now.
He couldn't resist reaching out and poking the little dumpling's head; it was soft, cool, and smooth, with an excellent feel.
"Tangtang, is this thing really the God of Darkness?" he asked Yutang. "Did you tame it?"
"Pah—" Tuanzi bounced around angrily in Yu Tang's hand: "I am the great God of Darkness! The source of all evil! No one can tame me..."
His words came to an abrupt halt as he saw the water mirror conjured by Yu Tang, which contained hundreds of neatly arranged pictures of handsome men.
Each one of them is the kind that would attract a lot of attention.
"Tell me, what do you want to become?" Yu Tang said to him with a smile, "I can grant your wish and give you your own body."
However, you are also forbidden from instigating demons to interfere in the affairs of the human world.
Even if you want to manage, you must do so reasonably and logically, and you cannot abuse your power or overstep the line.
If I could do that, you can pick any of the handsome guys in these pictures, and I guarantee I can make you just as handsome as them.
"Hmm..." The black ball stretched out two small black paws to cover its mouth, its big eyes staring intently at the scene in the water mirror.
It was filled with the unstoppable trembling of the 'thunder'.
From the moment he was born, he had no body, only a cloud of black mist.
My dream is to have a human form and experience all the delicious food and fun things in the world.
Now the opportunity to realize his dream is right in front of him. Although it will be accomplished by his arch-enemy, the God of Light, who is right beside him, it will make him very unhappy.
But! A true man can bend and stretch, and as long as the green hills remain, there will always be firewood to burn. So, it's no big deal that he yielded to the God of Light this time!
So, the little black ball pretended to think it over carefully, then put one little black hand behind its back, made a fist with the other hand, coughed, and said, "Deal!"
Chapter 27
The villain was resurrected for the fifth time (27)
Lu Qingyuan was completely dumbfounded.
He stared at the easily satisfied little dumpling in front of him, unsure of what to say.
He even found his previous wariness of the God of Darkness somewhat laughable.
However, it may indeed be related to its shape.
He vaguely remembered that in the 1970s, shortly after his death, the black mist he saw spoke in a very hoarse and serious voice.
He said he wanted revenge, so he had to sign an agreement.
That transaction was a form of salvation for me, who at the time was filled with nothing but hatred.
Now that Yu Tang has turned the other person into a little dumpling, their voice is sweet and childlike, and that cold aura is gone.
It naturally creates a sense of closeness.
And thinking about it carefully, the God of Darkness is indeed a bit pitiful.
After years of scheming, they've finally met their match. Anyone would be upset in that situation.
only……
Lu Qingyuan narrowed his eyes slightly as he looked at Yu Tang, who was discussing with the God of Darkness what kind of handsome man he should become.
She walked over and said in a cool tone, "Tangtang, when did you secretly take so many photos of handsome guys?"
Yu Tang was stunned for a moment before realizing that Lu Qingyuan was jealous again.
He said helplessly, "Have you forgotten about the internet? A simple search will yield tens or even hundreds of thousands of pictures of handsome men. These are just random searches."
"Oh, I see." Lu Qingyuan pouted, walked to the water mirror as if by accident, and then started to strike a pose as if by accident.
Or he might look up at a 45-degree angle, or show off his superior profile, or put his hands in his pockets, scratch his hair, cough, and wink at Yu Tang.
God of Darkness: "God of Light, I think I was blind to choose him as my vessel."
The little dumpling covered its eyes and said, "Luckily you arranged for an angel to stop me from taking him away. For that, I am truly grateful to you."
"Hahaha!" Xiao Jin hadn't contacted Yu Tang in a long time, and upon logging on, she almost choked on her laughter upon hearing the God of Darkness's words: [Lu Qingyuan is so slick he's practically disgusting!]
Yu Tang sighed deeply and shook hands with the Dark God Dumpling: "My lover isn't very bright, please bear with her."
After whispering these words, he put on a smile and coaxed Lu Qingyuan, "Qingyuan, stay away from the water mirror. With someone as handsome as you standing there, all those pictures pale in comparison. It will affect the God of Darkness's selection of people!"
Having achieved his goal, Lu Qingyuan immediately wagged his tail high, happily tilted his chin up, and walked to the side. He even made a heart shape with his hands for Yu Tang before saying, "Okay, I know, love you..."
Yu Tang smiled gently: "I love you too."
He decided to get away from those two people as soon as he got the body!
If he ever messes with those two again, he's a dog!
In the end, the God of Darkness chose the face of a super domineering CEO, who was 1.9 meters tall, had eight-pack abs, broad shoulders, a narrow waist, and long legs, and looked incredibly stylish in a suit.
After obtaining this body, the God of Darkness was overjoyed. He straightened his back, even imitating the man in the photo by leaning against the wall, producing a cigarette and putting it in his mouth with a wicked smile.
Unfortunately, Yu Tang couldn't help but laugh when he thought about how this thing had just been a black lump.
The God of Darkness was so angry he jumped up and down.
He asked the God of Darkness, "What do you want to do after you have a human body?"
He thought the God of Darkness would have some grand ambition, but the latter threw away his cigarette and said excitedly.
"Eat, drink, and have fun!"
"The human world is more fun than the demon realm and the heavenly realm! Over the years, I have seen such beautiful scenery through the eyes of many demons."
So much delicious food, so many beautiful women, and their culture and entertainment are all incredibly interesting! I want to experience and learn about all of this for myself!
Looking into the God of Darkness's unbiased gaze, Yu Tang knew he wasn't lying.
Suddenly, a brilliant idea flashed through my mind.
He thought of the relationship between Yin Tiandao and Wei Yuan.
I thought of the relationship between the God of Darkness and Lu Qingyuan.
She also thought of Lu Qingyuan's wish to achieve in this world.
Where there is light, there is darkness. Yin Tian Dao wanted darkness to devour light, which is why such a huge incident occurred.
They once regarded Wei Yuan as a vessel and a tool.
It was only by ending his own life that Wei Yuan was able to kill Yin Tiandao and become the sole Heavenly Dao.
But has the darkness truly ended?
Yu Tang disagreed.
He preferred to believe that Wei Yuan shared this part of the darkness.
Now that the world has returned, the God of Darkness is a typical example of this.
The God of Light is his obsession.
That God of Darkness might just be Wei Yuan's obsession.
After all, these two people have very similar personalities.
And now, the words spoken by the God of Darkness also hint at Lu Qingyuan's true wish in this world.
I want to experience the beauty of the world as an ordinary human being.
“Okay, I understand.” Yu Tang waved to the God of Darkness and said, “Go, do what you like, but don’t misuse your abilities.”
Otherwise, I will take back your body, leaving you to live forever as black mist in the darkest corners.
Only by perfectly controlling itself can darkness embrace the light.
This is a shackle he set for the God of Darkness.
"Don't worry! I will absolutely not misuse my abilities!" The God of Darkness smiled at him, and for a moment, Yu Tang felt that his shadow overlapped with Wei Yuan's. But when he came to his senses, the God of Darkness had already disappeared.
"So what if he becomes a domineering CEO?" Lu Qingyuan twirled his curly hair with his fingers and snorted. "In my opinion, he's still just as silly as that black dumpling."
"Yes, yes, yes..." Yu Tang flicked him on the forehead and laughed, "You're so smart."
"Of course!" Lu Qingyuan grabbed his arm and said shamelessly, "If I weren't smart, how could I be worthy of you?"
Yu Tang felt a warm glow in his heart.
He held Lu Qingyuan's head down and gently kissed the spot on the other's forehead where he had flicked it until it turned red.