"Huh? This?" The man reached out and made a grabbing motion, looked at it, licked his lips, and still looked annoyed.
Sure enough, he tried to grasp it in his palm. He was too embarrassed to hold out his hand and say that it was only this big, and he looked at the salesperson anxiously.
Today, his wife suddenly asked him if he loved her. This is a matter of principle, so of course he said yes. Then his wife asked him to come and buy her a set of underwear. He came despite the embarrassment, but what happened when he got here? What should he do?
The sales clerk was getting anxious too; he sensed it too. What to do? This isn't fun!
Li Yang glanced at Cao Xin, who was staring at a set of semi-transparent lingerie, and thought to himself, "Sister Xin is looking for some excitement, she's even eyeing lingerie."
However, let's first learn from Lei Feng's spirit and help others. Let's help this guy solve his problem.
"Ahem, sir, is it as big as a sweet potato?" Li Yang winked at the sales clerk and came over to ask.
Inspired, the sales clerk exclaimed with delight, "Yes, yes, is it as big as a sweet potato?"
The man lowered his head, looking dejected, and said, "No."
"Where's the apple?" Li Yang asked, sweating profusely. An apple, huh? You can just grab it with one hand, right?
"No." The man was almost in tears. This was too embarrassing. He had been playing around at the airport for so many years, and it was shameful to admit it.
"What about the eggs?" Li Yang was speechless and asked helplessly. Only the male sales clerk maintained a forced, profit-driven smile, waiting for the man's affirmative answer.
"Ah—yes, yes, it's about the size of an egg!" the man exclaimed, his eyes lighting up.
"call……"
Li Yang and the sales clerk both breathed a sigh of relief; they finally knew their bra size. But this one was way too small!
But just as the two breathed a sigh of relief, this guy spoke up again.
"Ah—no, that's not it, this egg was fried!"
Huh? Raped? Raped eggs are different sizes depending on whether they're ripped or not? Li Yang was confused for a moment, then glanced at the sales clerk before realizing, "They're fried! Dude, you're really something else! I sympathize with you and admire you!"
This is a real airport on the Inner Mongolian grasslands! You'd think it would be better to have a yurt, so big and imposing, but instead you chose a vast grassland, flat and expansive...
Li Yang and the sales clerk exchanged a glance and both saw the cold sweat in each other's eyes.
"Brother, you're so lucky with the ladies!" The saleswoman glanced at Cao Xin and said enviously.
"That's right, buddy, where's your girlfriend?" Li Yang said with a smug smile.
"Alas, poor people, nobody wants them!" the sales clerk sighed.
"Nonsense. You deal with women every day, how could you not have one? Your favorite is that one with benefits?" Li Yang scoffed and mocked.
“CAT—Huh? Bro, you’re so naughty, haha…” The salesperson burst into laughter.
Li Yang chuckled to himself, thinking, "You little punk, trying to outsmart me? I'll outsmart you until you're dead!"
However, after seeing where Cao Xin picked out her underwear, Li Yang felt a little awkward. This guy was so lecherous, was he fantasizing about Sister Xin?
No, I can't buy it here anymore.
But just then, Cao Xin spoke up, "Li Yang, come and take a look." Her voice carried a hint of coquettishness.
Li Yang immediately understood that Sister Xin had taken a liking to him and wanted him to make the decision. Li Yang went over to take a look, then looked back at the hot and sexy Sister Xin, and almost had a nosebleed. He impulsively wanted to load his musket.
"That's the one!" Li Yang nodded, his head spinning.
"Mmm," Cao Xin responded softly, and went to pay. Li Yang snatched the money and paid first. Damn, Li Yang is a multi-millionaire now, how could he let a woman pay for his clothes? Was he living off her?
He didn't want to wear that hat.
Li Yang paid the money but didn't beat up the lewd man who owned the lingerie shop. Instead, he and Cao Xin left the shop and drove straight back to her bedroom, which was her apartment.
Clean and tidy, exuding a feminine charm and elegance, that's the feeling Li Yang got from Cao Xin's boudoir apartment.
Otherwise, why would Li Yang always be so fascinated and nostalgic for this place? It's because this place has given him so many thrills and memories.
He first gained his superpowers here, and gradually mastered them. His life also began to change from here.
"Sit down and rest for a bit, I'll go wash the fruit and make some tea!" Cao Xin changed her shoes, and out of the corner of her eye, she caught Li Yang secretly peeking at her delicate feet. Her heart warmed slightly, but she didn't mind and let him watch. After changing, she took her underwear and left.
Li Yang blinked and had no choice but to sit on the sofa. The sofa that had witnessed Cao Xin's transformation from a girl to a woman had changed its appearance, and he wondered where she had hidden that new appearance.
Li Yang forgot that Cao Xin was quite skilled in tea ceremony. Although it was different from Zhao Yunlong's Kung Fu tea, watching her fair and delicate fingers gracefully brew tea for him, with her beauty as fine as jade and the aroma of tea wafting around him, even a god wouldn't be willing to do it for a man who could do it like that!
"Ah—good tea!" Li Yang took a sip with relish, shook his head, and squinted his eyes slightly as he said contentedly.
Chapter 326: Fierce Battle
"Even good tea shouldn't be drunk in excess; too much tea is bad. One cup is enough!" Xue Tao's teapot was naturally very small, holding only a few sips of tea at most. If a burly, thirsty man covered in sweat came by and you served him a pot of tea in such a teapot, he would definitely get angry with you. Damn, that's torture!
Li Yang also knew something about the spirit of tea ceremony. Not only did he read a lot of books, but he also discussed tea ceremony and poetry with Zhao Yunlong.
"Okay, I'm not drinking anymore. Good things are only good when eaten in moderation; too much is just a disaster!" Li Yang leaned back comfortably on the sofa, watching Cao Xin pack her things like a little woman, every move she made exuding feminine charm and gentleness.
As Li Yang watched, he became excited and a surge of heat rose within him. He jumped up and hugged Cao Xin's slender waist from behind.
Cao Xin's face flushed, and she felt a surge of heat within her body, but she still struggled and protested, "What are you doing? The teacup and teapot fell on the ground!"
"It's just a teapot, right? If it breaks, we'll just get a new one." Li Yang said magnanimously, then lowered his head and kissed her smooth, fair ear.
"Mmm—"
Cao Xin let out a soft moan, her face flushed red, her neck and ears also turning bright red. Her body trembled, and she dropped the tray she was holding.