He thought to himself, "We're in this desolate wilderness, and I'm already injured. What if we encounter something? What if that bastard on the other side takes the opportunity to harm me?"
Even finding a place to eat later is a big problem.
He immediately felt a deep sense of regret, realizing he shouldn't have acted so impulsively and recklessly.
Now it's too late to regret it. They've all disappeared, and I'm too ashamed to call them back.
"Regret it now? There's no going back!" Li Yang across from him gloated.
"Pah! I don't regret it! Not at all!" Yu Tihu remained defiant, her chin held high, the pointed end of her chin pointing at Li Yang, still like a proud peacock.
"It's good that I don't regret it, so I won't feel guilty when I can't find the medicine!" Li Yang stretched lazily, as if it was lunchtime.
He had taken a long nap, then practiced martial arts for a while, and watched Yu Tihu fuss around for a bit. By then it was already noon.
"Let's go bird hunting!" Li Yang chuckled and crept into the woods.
"Hey—where are you going?" Yu Tihu became nervous when he saw Li Yang about to leave. Last night they encountered a pack of wolves. If they hadn't been so many people gathered together, those hungry wolves would have pounced on them. Just thinking about their cold teeth and steel-like gazes made Yu Tihu's hair stand on end.
"Let's go bird hunting!" Li Yang turned around and grinned mischievously.
"Hunting birds? Ah... what do you mean?" Yu Tihu paused for a moment, then asked in surprise.
"Hehe... just shooting birds, huh?" Li Yang chuckled mischievously and disappeared into the woods.
"This guy should be catching wild pheasants. It's lunchtime, and eating is the priority. Why does he have to say he's going to hunt birds? He's so irresponsible, such a scoundrel!" Yu Tihu's cheeks flushed slightly, and she naturally understood the lewd tone in Li Yang's words.
"Awooo—" Suddenly, a piercing wolf howl echoed from the depths of the dense forest. Yu Tihu was so startled that she almost jumped up. Her ankle immediately burned with pain, and tears almost welled up in her eyes.
"It won't come, it won't come..." he muttered to himself, glancing around in a panic, afraid that a big, blood-eyed wolf with a gaping maw would suddenly jump out.
Splash...
A strange noise came from the woods, as if something was trying to come closer. Could it be the wolf?
Yu Tihu immediately shrank into a ball, staring at that spot in terror.
"Who, who?" she cried out in terror.
Splash...
"Ah—who is it—help—" Yu Tihu's eyes welled up with tears, and she screamed, no longer caring about her composure. Ignoring her leg injury, she struggled to push herself backward and moved step by step toward the stream.
"Don't back up, or you'll fall into the water!" Li Yang grinned mischievously as he emerged, carrying two pheasants in his hands.
It turns out he was just hiding in the woods to scare her.
"You, you bastard..." Yu Tihu immediately understood, and as her mind relaxed, she became furious and pointed at Li Yang, cursing loudly.
"Me, a bastard? Damn it, if I were a bastard, I would have already pinned you down, raped you, and killed you!" Li Yang curled his lip in disdain and walked over.
"What, what are you going to do?" Yu Tihu thought Li Yang was angered by her and wanted to do what he said. She hurriedly covered her body. At this moment, because she had been moving through the woods, her clothes were torn in several places. She wasn't wearing much to begin with, and her fair thighs were exposed. Her breasts were also trembling and very impactful.
Seeing her legs clamped together and her hands covering her chest, looking as if she was about to be raped, Li Yang felt an even stronger urge to play a prank.
"Hehe..." He chuckled lewdly and approached step by step.
"Ah—help, indecent assault—" Yu Tihu closed her eyes, clutched her chest, and screamed to the sky.
Li Yang frowned immediately, glancing at her with a bored expression. Her legs were tightly clamped together, as if you couldn't even insert a piece of paper, but such screaming was really pointless.
Shaking the pheasant in his hand, Li Yang said speechlessly, "I'm killing a chicken! You're out of touch! All looks and no brains!"
"What did you say?" Yu Tihu's proudest qualities, besides her beautiful face, pretty figure, and curvaceous body, were her intelligence. Unlike those so-called "flower vases" who only had flesh and a crotch for men to play with, she was capable of nothing. In other words, she made a living with her brain, not her body.
What's more, she's also known as a genius.
What I found most unbearable was Li Yang's comment that she was "all looks and no brains".
"Tch! I know you like to play mind games with the Filipino maid when you have nothing to do, and the loser gets punished. You always win. You even won the championship in the intelligence competition held by Xinjiang Radio. But none of that proves you're smart, hehe, you're still a brain-dead little brat!" Li Yang mocked Yu Tihu without giving her any face.
Yu Tihu was about to explode. What?! Brains splattered everywhere? What?! Is that even human?
"You, you—" She was so angry that she didn't know how to curse anymore.
"Don't do that! A woman's breasts will shrink if she gets angry all the time. Don't ruin your only advantage!" Li Yang said swiftly as he slaughtered the chicken, still sharpening Yu Tihu's words.
"You shameless bastard..." Yu Tihu was furious and started cursing loudly, disregarding her image.
Li Yang pretended he was deaf and didn't hear. He continued whistling as he killed the chicken, then took out the seasonings he had with him and rubbed them on the meat. He broke off some branches to build a frame, took out a brush, and spread the seasonings evenly. Suddenly, he frowned. Damn, everything is ready, but what's the point of playing with a bird without fire?
"Hmph! Let's see how you manage without fire!" Yu Tihu said gloatingly.
"If you don't grill it well, you won't get any to eat!" Li Yang rolled his eyes as he turned around.
"Who cares! I'd rather starve than eat your food!" Yu Tihu said disdainfully, curling her lip.
"Oh, is that so!" Li Yang nodded indifferently. You really think I can't figure it out? Don't forget that I'm a genius, I can calculate everything perfectly. Last night when I was making the bed, I broke off a lot of dry branches as backup.
Sorry, you've been tricked by me again.
"Hehe, chicken wings are my favorite..." Li Yang hummed a song as he stood by the stream. With a slight stomp of his foot, he effortlessly crossed the several-meter-wide stream to the other side. Yu Tihu's eyes nearly popped out of her head. Was this even human?
A moment later, Li Yang appeared with a bundle of firewood in his arms. He then leaped over here and casually lit a fire to roast a pheasant while whistling.
Yu Tihu was completely bewildered. What was going on?
He thought to himself, "Little girl, you lost the pheasant I painstakingly roasted yesterday. I'm going to starve you today."