But Li Yang's eyes weren't on that. He was staring at Gao Qingmei's bouncing breasts. Yes, like meatballs, big meatballs, bigger than a fist, like big steamed buns.
Those who appreciate women look from the bottom up, first at the calves, then the thighs, then the buttocks, then the waist and chest, and finally the face.
Damn, if a woman is only pretty but has a terrible figure, even worse than Lydia Shum, would you really want to sleep with her?
Maybe your thing isn't long enough, and if you lie on your back, you won't be able to reach the spot. You might end up behaving like a cat or dog, exhibiting a classic rear-entry, wild animal-like behavior.
Therefore, Li Yang's eyes are very discerning and tasteful.
"Where are you looking?" Gao Qingmei jumped in front of Li Yang and found that he wasn't looking at her. His eyes were down, and he looked at something disgusting with a lewd expression.
Looking down, lo and behold, this guy was staring right at her chest! She immediately launched a fierce attack.
Chapter 455: Violent Clearance
Looking down, lo and behold, this guy was staring right at her chest! She immediately launched a fierce attack.
"Uh, I'm eyeing those two majestic mountain peaks!" Li Yang said with a smirk.
"Shameless!" Gao Qingmei thought to herself with smug satisfaction, but refused to admit it aloud.
"Oh, praising you is shameless. So how about criticizing you? I'm actually hungry!" Li Yang sneered.
"Hungry?" Gao Qingmei didn't understand. What did being hungry have to do with hitting me?
"Yeah, I don't want to eat big white steamed buns anymore. I want to eat Want Want mini steamed buns. You have just the right amount for me!" Li Yang said with a lewd grin, his eyes narrowed.
"You bitch!" Gao Qingmei shouted angrily, pointing at Li Yang.
"Tch! You're the real jerk! If I say you're good, you whine and complain; if I say you're bad, you call others jerks! You're the real jerk through and through!" Li Yang curled his lip, ignored her, turned around and left, heading towards Wenxin Bridge.
He's the referee for two of the school's most beautiful girls; if he doesn't give the order, they can't start fighting. How impressive is that?
"Hey, wait for me! You promised to take me to see the martial arts competition, you can't go back on your word..." Gao Qingmei shouted as she chased after him.
"Tch!" Li Yang ignored her. What a silly girl.
"Wait for me... a pear blossom..." Gao Qingmei used her trump card in a fit of rage!
"What the hell?! Are you out of your mind?!" Li Yang was furious. He not only stopped walking, but also strode up to Gao Qingmei and glared at her.
"Hmph... Who told you not to wait for me? I'm a beauty, and you have no chivalry at all!" Gao Qingmei raised her chin and stared at him fearlessly. Their mouths were only a few centimeters apart. Li Yang looked down at her moist little mouth, which was diamond-shaped and very tempting.
It reminds me of how the ancients described a woman's small mouth as an external manifestation of her lower body; by looking at her mouth, one could imagine the shape and size of her lower body.
Judging from Gao Qingmei's moist, diamond-shaped lips, her lower body must be incredibly alluring. Hehe...
Li Yang suddenly chuckled.
"Why are you laughing so lewdly?" Gao Qingmei glared at her.
"Nothing? I just wanted to laugh!" He stared at her mouth and continued to laugh.
"You, shut up!" Gao Qingmei was flustered by his laughter. Often, a smile can be more unsettling and more lethal than anger.
"Tch—big boobs, no brains!" Li Yang scoffed and turned to leave.
"You stop right there—" Gao Qingmei was furious. She screamed and rushed forward to hug Li Yang's chest, ignoring the fact that her chest was pressed against Li Yang's arm and she was being groped by him, which she found incredibly enjoyable. Her eyes were blazing with anger as she said, "Don't think that just because you're the top scorer you can insult others! Let me tell you, my IQ is much higher than yours, and my college entrance exam score is no worse than yours!"
"Really? Then how did you get in through the back door?" Li Yang teased.
"You, you're the one who uses the back door!" Gao Qingmei blurted out in a fit of rage, uttering a truly outrageous statement.
The livestock that had been rushing past on their way to Wenxin Bridge suddenly collapsed to the ground, all staring in shock at Li Yang and Gao Qingmei.
He thought to himself, "Wow, what a formidable junior sister! She even blurted out the back door. I feel sorry for you, buddy."
"The back door?" Li Yang smiled, narrowing his eyes, and repeated.
"No, no—it's about opening the back door, opening the back door—" Gao Qingmei's eyes were red, and she felt like crying. She was going to die; how could she have said such a thing?
"Opening a back door? That's even more interesting..." Li Yang continued to tease, stroking his chin. The onlookers nodded knowingly once again. Yes, regarding this back door, it doesn't matter what you call it, the key is that it can be opened and people can get in, that's the crucial point.
"I...I..." Gao Qingmei went crazy, she was completely insane. How could these shameless animals associate anything with that?
She screamed, covered her ears, and ran away, heading straight for Wenxin Bridge, no longer daring to get entangled with Li Yang.
"Damn! You dare to mess with me! You know you have a lot of holes in your body and your words are prone to loopholes, right? So what if you have an extra mouth? You still got thoroughly beaten down by me, didn't you?" Li Yang muttered to himself as he swaggered toward Wenxin Bridge.
It was so dark it was like five hundred ducks had been released, and the area around Wenxin Bridge was packed with people, both men and women. There were many hugging, kissing, and touching each other. In short, it was a chaotic mess, like a marketplace. On the other hand, the bridge itself was empty, not a single person in sight.
"You're a terrible referee! I told you not to let people watch, but look how many people are here now!" Gao Qingmei popped out to criticize Li Yang, her face full of disdain.
"I told you not to let people watch, are these people even human?" Li Yang said disdainfully.
Gao Qingmei choked for a moment, then realized that Li Yang had dragged her into it as well; wasn't she also one of the onlookers?
"Li Yang, who are you cursing!" Gao Qingmei shouted angrily.
"Anyone who answers will be cursed!" Li Yang said angrily. Damn it! Being bossed around by a little wench, he can't take this anymore!
"You bastard! You can't get rid of people, so you take it out on me!" Gao Qingmei shouted.
"Bullshit! If I want to take it out on you, I'll just kill you! Stop talking nonsense, or you'll delay my business and I'll teach you a lesson!" Li Yang walked straight into the crowd without looking back.
"Everyone, disperse! Go find somewhere cool!" Li Yang shouted to the crowd, trying to rouse himself.
Everyone turned to look, but no one paid him any attention. Occasionally, a couple of people recognized him, but their expressions only changed slightly; they didn't actually move. "Just some martial arts school owner who knows a few fancy moves, what's so great about him?"