"Oh? Tell me about it?" Li Yang was also interested.
"That friend is you!" The man in black suddenly laughed, a hearty laugh.
"Me? No wonder your movements just now were so familiar. You're also a successor of the Bagua Sect?" Li Yang understood and was in a great mood, grinning to reveal a mouthful of white teeth.
"Not bad, good eye! The sect leader was right about you. He must be very satisfied with you as his disciple! You're not even twenty years old yet, are you?" The man in black was clearly in a good mood, and somewhat amazed.
"Me? I'll be nineteen after the New Year!" Li Yang chuckled. It seemed he wasn't old enough—or rather, not in any other way.
"Impressive! To have reached such a profound level of internal strength at such a young age! I am no match for you!" the man in black exclaimed.
"Then why don't you take off your mask?" Li Yang said irritably. Damn, this guy is actually one of Master's men, from the Hongmen.
"No, I only show my face to my women!" the man in black refused.
"Holy crap!" Li Yang shook his head, amused. What kind of logic is this!
"I only have one woman, unlike you, a showy peacock, sowing seeds and shedding feathers everywhere!" the man in black mocked Li Yang.
"Damn, we don't seem to know each other that well, do we?" Li Yang was speechless. This guy was really too friendly.
"Tch! I've been tracking and studying you for a long time, you just don't know it!" the man in black said arrogantly.
"What?" Li Yang almost jumped up. Holy crap, do you have a voyeuristic fetish? Spying on my sex scenes?
"Don't be so tense! I'm just keeping an eye on things from a distance. I know you have an unusually keen sense of smell, so I don't dare get close. I don't know about your dirty deeds!" the man in black said disdainfully.
"Damn it! You're the disgusting one!" Li Yang shouted angrily.
"I only have one wife, so it's not dirty no matter how I play with her!" the man in black said smugly.
"Whips, dripping wax, enemas, anal sex, milk cannons, verbal abuse... isn't that disgusting enough?" Li Yang said, feigning disgust.
"Damn it, aren't you going to play?" The man in black was also annoyed and glared back.
"Holy crap, I'm not playing!" Li Yang suddenly laughed.
Looks like I was right. It feels so good to see right through people's hearts.
"You're kidding me!" the man in black said sullenly.
"Then I'll just lie to you!" Li Yang said arrogantly.
"You... that idiot is here!" the man in black suddenly said with a serious expression.
"I don't care. What's your name?" Li Yang wasn't afraid of that guy coming to steal his imperial green jadeite. He'd rather go home and steal from a widow!
"Just call me Shura!" the man in black said after a moment's hesitation.
"Shura? That's a really cheap name!" Li Yang said with feigned disdain.
"Damn it! Is your name any more despicable? The name of Shura is renowned throughout the three realms!" Shura roared in fury.
"Just kidding, you're so mean!" Li Yang picked it up heavily and put it down gently, making Shura almost explode with anger.
This guy is indeed troublesome! The sect leader's judgment is truly... impressive!
"Hey! Shura, you bastard, you're here too! Damn it, I'm having a really bad day!" Suddenly, a bat-man appeared outside the window and landed on the windowsill. From a distance, it really looked like a giant bat demon.
"You think you're Batman just because you're wearing a bat skin? Believe me or not, I'll skin bats for you!" Li Yang was furious when he saw his outfit. Why don't you get a Spider-Man suit, or wear your bright red underwear on the outside?
"Are you Li Yang?" The man wasn't angry; instead, he asked in surprise.
"You even know me? And you even spied on me? When did I become so famous?" Li Yang touched his face and said smugly.
"Nonsense! If I'm going to steal something, of course I'll thoroughly investigate the owner's property first! It's not surprising that I recognized you!" said the bat at the window.
"Are you the Phantom Thief Dark?" Li Yang asked doubtfully.
“Doesn’t it look like it?” DARK spread his wings and said smugly.
“Looks like a bird!” Li Yang teased.
"Hahaha..." Shura laughed heartily, in high spirits.
"Damn it! Li Yang, don't think I won't make a move just because Shura is here!" DARK said angrily.
"Then come in and give it a try!" Li Yang said without any nervousness.
"Hmph!" DARK snorted coldly and rushed in through the window, grabbing Li Yang's neck with swift, ruthless, and practiced movements.
Snap!
Suddenly, a gust of wind arose, and a figure flickered. Li Yang was already standing firmly in front of DARK, pressing a palm solidly against his chest.
DARK stood there blankly, in a forward-grabbing pose, as if he were slacking off.
"You, how could you do this?" DARK exclaimed in disbelief.
"Tch! If you're not good at martial arts, don't show off! I thought you were some kind of genius!" Li Yang sat down and continued drinking.
"I—" Only Shura knew how frustrated DARK was.
"Hahaha... DARK, you bastard, you finally got your comeuppance! Haha... Now you're behaving yourself, aren't you? Let's see if you're still so arrogant and committing crimes everywhere you go!" Shura laughed sarcastically.
"I... take it!" DARK snatched the wine glass from Shura's hand and drank it down in one gulp.
"Cough cough cough... What kind of wine is this?" DARK drank quickly and spat it out quickly, spitting out the whole mouthful of wine.