Lin Feng glanced at Guan Ling, thinking to himself, "My policewoman sister, you've really walked into the lion's den." He nodded in agreement, "Alright, we're just waiting for the food anyway. Go ahead and tell me!"
"Okay. Listen carefully, we're going to talk about the story of Crayon Shin-chan." Li Yang coughed and said.
"Oh? Li Yang, you like watching Crayon Shin-chan too!" Guan Ling exclaimed in surprise.
"You watch it too?" Li Yang asked with a strange look. He thought to himself, "That's adult animation, just like adult movies. It's not something you can just watch whenever you want."
"What's wrong? Can't I watch?" Guan Ling raised her chin and said domineeringly.
"Of course you can look at it. You've studied elephant trunks, so it's normal for you to look at this!" Li Yang didn't argue with her, but instead teased her.
Guan Ling's expression suddenly changed. She immediately realized that Li Yang's words earlier weren't out of genuine interest in her trip, but rather a flirtation—he was practically toying with her. Guan Ling was furious, feeling deceived by Li Yang, and her anger mixed with resentment intensified.
"Li Yang! You bastard!" Guan Ling really wanted to grab a glass of water and splash boiling water on Li Yang's face, scalding him to death! But seeing Lin Feng and the others present, and knowing that Li Yang was the one who treated them, she knew that if she did that, the meal would be ruined. If it weren't for this, or if it were the Guan Ling of the past, she wouldn't have considered these things at all; she would have acted on her impulse, without even thinking. Li Yang would have definitely drunk that glass of boiling water. But this time, she only cursed Li Yang fiercely, feeling so angry that her chest felt like it was about to explode.
Li Yang stared at her full breasts, which swayed up and down, thoroughly enjoying the view. They were truly well-endowed.
"I know I'm not a good person. But I live sincerely. I'd rather people call me a bad guy than a good guy! Because I'd rather not be that kind of hypocritical good guy!" Li Yang's expression turned serious. He showed no disgust at Guan Ling's contempt, but rather a hint of smugness.
"Shameless!" Guan Lin was speechless at Li Yang's thick skin; she couldn't even get away with insulting him like that. She was truly at her wit's end; he was simply a piece of meat that wouldn't listen.
"Thank you for the compliment! Well then, let's continue the story. Listen to my jokes, and after you finish, the food will be served. Let's eat happily..." Li Yang was not annoyed at all and began to tell his jokes with a wave of his hand.
"It's the story of Crayon Shin-chan. Listen carefully: Maruko always shows off her new toys to Shin-chan. Shin-chan gets so angry that he takes off his pants and says, 'You'll never have this.' The next day, Maruko also takes off her pants and says, 'My mom said that as long as I have this, I can have as many of those things as I want!' Hahaha..." After telling the story, Li Yang burst into laughter, almost to the point of tears.
"Vulgar! Bawdy!" Guan Ling blushed deeply; it was the first time she'd ever been subjected to such a crude joke in public. Because of her special position, superiors were always careful with their words when she was present. Therefore, many male colleagues were reluctant to eat or drink with her, making the atmosphere dull and uninteresting.
The other female colleagues didn't mind. Often, they weren't angry or disgusted at all; on the contrary, they would tell a few jokes with great enthusiasm. We're all adults; who doesn't understand? Telling some lowbrow jokes to lighten the mood and liven things up is a sign of knowing how to live.
"Hahaha... Li Yang, how did you even come up with this idea!" Lin Feng laughed heartily, glaring at Li Yang. He also secretly glanced at Guan Ling, noticing that she was merely blushing and shy, but hadn't actually gotten angry or stormed off. He breathed a sigh of relief, while also secretly marveling at her. With other male colleagues, Guan Ling was always cold and aloof, always businesslike, never wasting words.
Things were different when she was with Li Yang. Not only did she talk a lot, but she even shared her travel experiences with him. Although she was a little angry after realizing she'd been tricked by Li Yang, she didn't get angry. Li Yang had been terribly worried about Guan Ling telling that dirty joke, fearing she'd throw a tantrum and flip the table, ruining the whole dinner. But the result was completely unexpected; Guan Ling didn't flip the table, but instead just cursed at Li Yang.
Is there something more to this story?
Chapter 654: A Promising Person
He certainly didn't expect that Guan Ling was no longer the naive and impulsive young woman she once was. Having realized her reclusive nature, Guan Ling had tried to change her personality. Li Yang and she had known each other for a long time, and in her eyes, they were familiar strangers. She could tolerate such jokes from time to time.
"How could I have come up with that? I saw it somewhere else, and sharing is caring, so I wrote it down to share with everyone," Li Yang hurriedly said modestly. Damn, it makes me sound so lewd, coming up with such a lewd joke.
"No need to explain, explaining is just sophistry, and sophistry is deception! Everyone knows your true nature!" Guan Ling seized the opportunity to lash out, launching a vicious attack on Li Yang.
"I guess this is how Dou E died at your hands, giving no one a chance to explain, making a final decision, you're really something!" Li Yang said resentfully.
"Don't even try, I could kill you a thousand times over!" Guan Ling said fiercely, unmoved.
"Damn it. I could play with you a thousand times and never get tired of it!" Li Yang retorted defiantly, glancing provocatively at Guan Ling.
Guan Ling was furious, but she couldn't show it. Since the two of them were going to argue, the one who got angry first would lose.
"You're flat-chested!" Li Yang launched his attack.
"You're a quick shooter!"
"You have bowlegs!"
You have no neck!
"Sister Guan, you're such a idiot!"
"Brother Li, you're an idiot!"
"Big sister, please stop pretending."
You're the one who's pretentious!
"I don't have a B!"
"You...you're shameless!"
"Big sister, you're such a good actress! I never imagined you could be so fierce when you're being tough. My fragile heart has been seriously traumatized!"
"Hmph! Just because I don't show my power doesn't mean I'm some kind of Persian cat!"
No. I see you as the sunshine!
"What's the meaning?"
"Daily necessities!"
"Go to hell...you bitch!"
"Then I'll treat you like my white moonlight!"
"That's more like it!"
"Nighttime supplies!"
"Get out—" Guan Ling finally couldn't hold back any longer and was on the verge of losing her temper, on the verge of anger.
"The food is here!" Li Yang glanced at the door and saw the waiter waiting there with the dishes.
"Come in, come in..." Li Yang hurriedly shouted. Lin Feng also breathed a sigh of relief. Whew, things have finally calmed down. He was really afraid Guan Ling would explode and flip the table. He admired Li Yang greatly. Brother, you're awesome! Guan Ling has finally met her match.
The waiters who were waiting at the door then pushed open the door and rushed in, bringing out the dishes they had ordered in a continuous stream, filling the table.
During this time, Guan Ling stared at Li Yang with fiery eyes, wishing she could devour him.