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"Hey, what are you doing squatting here?" When Li Yang arrived at the apartment building where Sun Weirui and Fang Kexin lived, he saw a beast squatting at the bottom of the stairs, holding a bunch of roses in its arms.
"Why should I care what you say!" This guy was pretty arrogant, snorting coldly.
"Oh, you think you're so great for chasing girls? You think you're so great just because you're squatting at the door? You're a cowardly idiot!" Li Yang not only didn't leave, but started cursing instead.
"Damn it, whether I chase him or not is none of your business! So what if I like to squat at the door?" The animal jumped up, glaring at Li Yang.
"You're pretty awesome. Then you can keep squatting by the door, but I advise you, there are stray dogs around here, watch out they might bite you!" Li Yang said, looking for trouble.
"What exactly do you mean? Tell me!" The animal finally couldn't take it anymore and roared.
"I said your pants are ripped!" Li Yang had already guessed that this idiot was waiting for either Fang Kexin or Sun Weirui, but Sun Weirui was unlikely. That girl was too violent; any guy who didn't have the guts to confess to her would definitely get a beating. He was probably here to pursue Fang Kexin. Damn it, Fang Kexin was his woman; how could he let some other idiot pursue her?
The animal was skeptical, but in the end he couldn't help but look down. He heard a strong gust of wind in his ear, and with a bang, he felt his head buzz and was sent flying sideways, rolling on the ground.
However, he didn't seem to be seriously injured. He scrambled to his feet and immediately flew into a rage, pointing at Li Yang's nose and cursing, "Damn it, you tricked me into ambushing me!"
"Idiot, so what if I lied to you and fooled you?" Li Yang laughed smugly, crossing his arms and chuckling like Ximen Qing staring at Pan Jinlian.
"I'll kill you—" The guy was furious. He smashed the roses in his hand and charged at Li Yang like an enraged bull.
"I'll take it!" Li Yang stretched out one hand, looking down at the animal, and pressed it down on its head. No matter how hard the animal tried, it couldn't move forward or backward; its head was firmly under Li Yang's control.
"You, you, who are you? What do you want?" This beast finally realized he was scared and knew he had met a master.
"Are you trying to woo those two girls upstairs?" Li Yang asked.
"No, I just want to pursue one of them!" the boy said painfully.
"Which one?" Li Yang asked.
"It's that Sun Weirui!" the boy exclaimed, surprising everyone.
Li Yang was shocked. He released his brother and said, "Are you really sure you want to pursue her? Aren't you afraid she'll cripple you?"
"I'm not afraid, I'd be willing to be crippled even if she beats me to a pulp!" the boy said righteously.
"Okay. I'll grant your wish!" Li Yang nodded slightly. Then he dialed Sun Weirui's number.
"Hey, come downstairs, I need you to handle something!" Li Yang said.
Sun Weirui asked in surprise, "What matter requires me to go down and handle? I'm practicing yoga right now!"
"It'll only be a few minutes, come down for a bit. Meet your suitor!" Li Yang said.
"My suitor? What do you mean?" Sun Weirui was about to explode. She thought Li Yang was doubting her loyalty and that she was seducing other men.
"Don't overthink it. I just asked you to come down and handle this. That's all," Li Yang explained.
"I'm going to see who this is! I'll break all three of his legs!" Sun Weirui angrily hung up the phone.
"Dude, she'll be downstairs soon. You can say whatever you want to her!" Li Yang said, waving his phone.
"You, you know her? What's your relationship with her?" The boy stared at Li Yang warily.
"What's wrong? You suspect my relationship with her!" Li Yang couldn't help but laugh.
"Let me tell you, Sun Weirui is my soulmate. I will only love her for the rest of my life, and I will never allow anyone to get close to her!" The beast suddenly got excited, as if he had forgotten the impotent man that Li Yang had just beaten up.
“Very good. I admire your courage. She’s here!” Li Yang said, looking up. Sun Weirui came downstairs in yoga clothes, slippers, and a ponytail. She was quiet and gentle, showing no signs of violence. If someone didn’t know her, they would definitely think she was a quiet girl next door, a pure and innocent school beauty.
"Sun Weirui, you're down here. What's your relationship with him?" the boy asked aggressively.
Li Yang chuckled and gave him a thumbs up. He thought to himself, "Dude, you're awesome."
"It's you?" Sun Weirui's expression changed, and she snorted coldly.
"You two know each other?" This time it was Li Yang's turn to be surprised.
“We’re in the same class!” Sun Weirui said irritably.
"I didn't say anything. I was just curious. Well, you've been here for so long, it's normal to know a few bastards! It's nothing, just pretend I'm not here, and continue!" Li Yang waved his hand and said.
"Go to hell!" Sun Weirui snapped angrily. It was as if you didn't exist. You were clearly right here, shining like a 200-watt light bulb.
“Liu Chengzi, let me tell you, I’ll count to three. If you still haven’t disappeared, don’t blame me for being impolite!” Sun Weirui said, frowning as she stared at Liu Chengzi.
"Hey buddy, let me tell you a way. Go to the hospital and have your thing cut off, then replace it with a woman's thing and she'll like you. You don't know, but actually she likes women!" Li Yang said sincerely to Liu Chengzi.
"You're talking nonsense," Liu Chengzi said, disbelieving.
"Don't believe me?! Then do you know that girl who's always seen with her? That's her wife! Isn't that right?!" Li Yang looked up at Sun Weirui and smiled.
"Hmph!" Sun Weirui glared at Li Yang but didn't answer.
However, this glance startled Liu Chengzi. In his opinion, Sun Weirui was angry because Li Yang had hit the nail on the head.
“Sun Weirui. You, you really are a lesbian!” Liu Chengzi said, deeply hurt.
"Get out! It's none of your business!" Sun Weirui roared in fury.
"I can't take this anymore, I can't take this anymore..." Liu Chengzi walked away, dejected...
"You're so mean," Sun Weirui sneered.
"What did I do? He was asking for it, I was just seeing him off!" Li Yang shrugged.