"Hehe... I'll lie on the bed now and let you touch me, okay...?"
"Where should I touch?"
"Touch wherever you want!"
"Holy crap, can I touch your watermelon segments, please?"
"Even a water curtain cave would be fine..."
"Damn, I like anal sex..."
"But all he can do is play the flute..."
"When Lao Tzu's golden cudgel was born, it swept away thousands of troops, becoming invincible under heaven. Can your little mouth do the same?"
Chapter 719: Three Thousand, Will You Do It or Not?
"Their land is as vast as its surroundings; those who come are fearless, and those who fear will not come..."
"I just want to know your depth..."
"I just wanted to test your length..."
"I agree..."
"Ouch, it itches so much, it feels so swollen..."
"I'll give it my all..."
"It's rising so fast, rising so quickly..."
"Damn it, I can't stand you..."
"Isn't your bird too small?"
"Dare to doubt my dick? Looking for a beating?"
"I really want someone to beat me up, I really want to fight you, are you up for it?"
"Damn... I have urgent business to attend to. I'll come over in a couple of days to pamper you, fuck you until you're completely limp and can't get out of bed..."
"I'm so excited! I'm all ready and waiting for you..."
"Damn, I can't take it anymore, I'm hanging up..." Li Yang was so aroused by her that he had a huge erection. He hung up the phone in a fit of rage.
"Li Yang, what are you doing?" Li Yang suddenly realized that the car was completely silent, and Shura Card God DARK and the other guys were staring at him with wide eyes and strange expressions.
He just sent and received a series of messages at an outrageous speed, leaving the doctors and nurses stunned.
Meanwhile, Shura and the others were completely drawn to Li Yang's actions.
"Damn, I'm just texting, why are you guys so excited?" Li Yang said, of course, not telling them what he was doing.
"Who did you send it to?" Shura asked lewdly, his eyes narrowed.
"My wife!" Li Yang said proudly.
"Become a lover!" Shura teased.
"Fuck your grandpa, who I am is none of your business! You're just being envious and jealous!" Li Yang glared at Shura and said smugly.
"I can't control it, but can't I at least show some concern?" Shura said.
"You should worry about yourself. Is your lower body already a pervert?" Li Yang said, squinting his eyes.
"Pervert? My lower half is perfectly fine!" Shura sneered.
"Great? After holding it in for so long, won't all the tadpoles have mutated into frogs?" Li Yang laughed.
"Bird feathers! Look at your lower body, it's long since turned from a monkey's tail into a flagpole, are you talking about me!" Shura retorted, not to be outdone.
"My bottom is a pillar that can stabilize the sea, it can be big or small as I want!" Li Yang said proudly.
"My magic staff is the Ruyi Jingu Bang, which can be made big or small at will, and it's in no way inferior to yours..."
"Watch your words, they even have a nurse, Cucumber Girl!" Li Yang chuckled as he looked at the blushing, shy nurse.
"You, you guys shouldn't drag me into this..." the nurse said urgently, her face flushed like a red apple.
"What did this have to do with you? Okay, just pretend you're deaf, let's continue!" Li Yang said to the nurse. Then he turned back to continue his nonsense with Shura, and their nonsensical conversation happened to attract the attention of Card God and DARK. Diverting their attention was a good way to relieve their pain.
This is the main reason why Li Yang and Shura continued to bicker.
"Let me tell you, you're wrong. It's those two flagpoles. I'm perfectly fine!" Li Yang turned his anger towards Card God and Dark.
"Are they really flagpoles? Let me touch them." Shura quickly understood Li Yang's meaning and tried to distract them with a joke. After he finished speaking, he reached out and touched the lower parts of Card God and Dark.
"Holy crap, Shura, you son of a bitch, you're a pervert, touching men like that!" Card God was the first to lose his temper and shouted nervously.
"You like gay stuff, don't you? I'll grant your wish today because of your good deed!" Shura said lewdly.
"Get lost! Even if I wanted to be gay, I'd be with DARK, not you!" Card God said hastily.
"But I'm interested in you!" Shura said with a lecherous smile.
"Holy shit..." As Shura's hand came down, Card God trembled with excitement, which aggravated his wounds, causing him to break out in a cold sweat from the pain.
"Haha...you're awesome!" Shura withdrew his hand, his eyes turning to DARK with ill intent.