Deuxième type de décès

Chapitre 5

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"~Ugh... Oh~" It hurts, I groaned and propped myself up with my hands.

"Please don't make such noises, people will start to have all sorts of wild guesses..." said the woman named Marley.

I touched her head; it was hard and stiff, as if it were wrapped in bandages or something. "Teacher Ye...is she alright...?"

"How could she be alright! After being repeatedly assaulted by three big men, do you think she could be alright? She's in the hospital right now, just finished getting an injection... I thought you were so tough, but you were defeated in the first round..."

"Huh??" I immediately jumped out of bed. "Where?! It's all my fault for being so useless!" Strangely, I couldn't feel any pain from the wound.

"You're so excited..." she laughed, "The power of love is truly amazing! I'm so envious..."

"how?"

"Just kidding, she's a black belt expert! Those little birds were easy for her, weren't they? She went to buy you some anti-inflammatory medicine. That brat, she didn't buy me any medicine when I had a high fever last time. Sigh... It's true what they say, girls shouldn't have tumors, or rather, uterine fibroids!"

I finally felt relieved and sat back on the bed, but... Mom! It hurts so much...

A black belt master? What kind of martial arts does a girl practice? Is there some reason? I wondered.

The sound of a door opening.

What? It's raining outside? Her hair was wet, clinging finely to her fair skin, and her clothes were soaked too. It must have started raining halfway there! So touching! A woman actually braved the storm for me… 555… How annoying! Damn God—why doesn't it rain harder? If only she were a little wetter… Hehe… At this moment, clothes are better than no clothes! q(^_+)p

Ouch...it hurts! (Aside: Serves you right! Who told you to be so wicked!)

"You're awake?" Her expression was flat, or rather, indifferent. Why? She had clearly bought medicine for him, yet she was acting so aloof. Do all beautiful women like to play the aloof card?

No! It must be because there are other people around that she's too embarrassed to show her true feelings...

……5555……I misunderstood you, please forgive me! (Aside: You're not just ordinary…do you know what 'not ordinary' means? It means atypical, you're the legendary atypical shameless virus source! Even if you were tied to a meteorite and sunk into the Pacific Ocean, it wouldn't be a pity! You're like a little cow doing a headstand—so awesome!)

"Here..." She handed me the anti-inflammatory medicine, "Drink less alcohol in the future. You look so thin, but you carry quite a lot..."

Huh?! She carried me on her back? She's not going to eat me while I'm unconscious, is she?! ((（**）))……How annoying!

It's not that I hate her! It's that I hate myself for not waking up back then. I really wanted to experience what it's like to be molested by a beautiful woman...

"Teacher Ye, I'm so sorry to have troubled you... I'm really... really sorry..."

"Never mind, you meant well, although..." Although what followed was something that would shame a dignified man like myself, so I'll omit it. (Sweat) Foolish, infatuated, hopelessly devoted, idiotic, infatuated, feigning madness, feigning madness... finally, I've made up seven! (Sweat)

"It's too late today, you can sleep here..." Did you hear that? Haha! Everyone, you can all be my witnesses! She wanted me to stay the night!

"Marley, I'll sleep in your room tonight, you don't mind, do you?"...5555...I'm too sensitive.

Fortunately, being able to sleep in her boudoir and fall asleep while inhaling her lingering fragrance was something I never dared to dream of!

Oh! Lying in the bed she slept in, imagining her smiling gently at me from beside my pillow... Haha! I'm going to have a wonderful dream!

...No way! I still can't have erotic dreams. If I were to defile her pristine white sheets the next day, wouldn't I be far more shameful than an Olympic discus thrower champion?

*Slam!* The door closed. Hehe... I wonder where her diary is; maybe she secretly wrote down her crush on me in it!

---janeadam

Reply [16]: Click! The door opened. You scared me! (Aside: Who told you to have a guilty conscience!)

It's Marley! She came in alone? What does she want? ...Oh, could it be that she wants to... harm me?

Didn't you see I'm wounded and have put up a no-fight sign?

She's ing closer...I can clearly hear her anxious footsteps, and even louder than her footsteps is her anxious breathing! No!! My virginity needs to be reserved three days in advance!!

And... I already have someone I like!

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"Oh...phew...finally found it..." She picked up the asthma medication on the table and greedily sucked on it! Damn it! I got all excited for nothing!

After she calmed down, she turned to me and said, "I didn't scare you, did I? I've had asthma since I was a child!"

I shook my head. She handed me the same business card as last time: "Don't worry, I'm not here to take your virginity! Remember to call me in a few days and ask me out. I'll tell you about Ye Lian, but whatever you do, don't let her know."

"About Teacher Ye?" I asked hesitantly. "I'm afraid this isn't appropriate, it's like invading someone's privacy..."

"Chinese men are so pathetic, no wonder the gold medals are all won by women! Everyone can see you like Xiaolian, so why are you being so coy! It's rare that she's developed even a little bit of affection for you, whether it lasts or not depends on your luck! I'm only helping you because you seem like a decent person! There are more people who want to date her than hair on your legs!"

"What did you do while I was asleep?"

"Hehe..." Marley chuckled mysteriously, "I just wanted to test if you're really a virgin!"

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The next morning, Ye Lian hurriedly poured me a bottle of milk, stuffed two fried dough sticks into my hand, and sent me out the door… For some reason, I suddenly missed Xiao Yuan's lovingly prepared breakfast. Was she alright at home alone last night? My poor Fuji apples, are you alright? If she's alright, then you must be…

I went to school to ask for sick leave this morning, then went to the hospital and came home. As soon as I walked in the door, a wonderful aroma greeted me…

It's...it's a sumptuous meal!

"You're back!" Xiaoyuan's appearance surprised me quite a bit. She was dressed like a housewife, something I must have seen on TV, but it felt so heartwarming!

"Please have your meal!"... I felt like an emperor!

I washed my hands, sat down, and took a closer look at the dishes. I was stunned!

Sweet and sour carp!

Sweet and sour pork ribs!

Sweet and sour radish!

Stir-fried cabbage with vinegar!

Hot and sour soup!

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"Wha...what? It's all sour vegetables?! I'm not pregnant!"

"Hmph! I like to add extra vinegar! Is that not allowed?"

What's wrong? She seems a little unhappy.

"Didn't you sleep soundly last night? In a beautiful woman's boudoir! Humph..."

She! She's following me again!!

---janeadam

Reply [17]: Chapter Nine, this female ghost is really ghostly!

"Hello……"

"What?"

"Can we make a gentleman's agreement..." I asked cautiously.

"But I am not a gentleman... I am a woman!"

"I know I'm not exactly a gentleman either... I was just using an analogy, anyway, it's an agreement! Adding the word 'gentleman' makes it sound cooler!"

"What agreement?"

"Look... you're staying here with me, and I haven't charged you rent. I only have this small request..."

"Just tell me what you need..." Why does it sound like she's the landlady and I'm the one living under her roof?!

"Then...can we not interfere with each other's privacy?"

"That won't do!"

"Why...?"

"This is all the fun I have left, sigh... You have no idea how boring it is to be a ghost, let alone a wandering, lonely ghost..."

"I've helped you so much, don't you even have the slightest intention of repaying me?"

"...Okay then, I promise I won't peep at you while you shower anymore... I'm already tired of it anyway..."

...She's not only a female ghost, but also a lustful one!

"Could I add some more?" I felt like I was in a farmers' market.

"Hmm... how about this, I won't peek when you go to the outhouse anymore, are you satisfied now?"

No way? Just how many immoral things has she done? I'm starting to wonder if she was a palace maid or a prostitute...

"Now that I've said this, I think I should just be blunt. Please, stop secretly following me all the time. It's really awkward. I've even stopped picking my nose as often lately. If this keeps up, I'll go crazy!"

"Oh, I see! Okay, I promise I won't follow you anymore!"

I could hardly believe how readily she answered. Couldn't she have pretended to think about it, then bit her lip and painfully uttered a few words: "Okay...I...promise...to you!" That would at least put my mind at ease.

"How can I believe you're telling the truth? You can turn invisible anyway..."

"Don't worry! I swear on my life, I'll never follow you again! Is that alright?"

"Alright! I believe you're a man of your word! I hope you truly are..."

"However... I have a condition..." A seductive and wicked glint flashed in her eyes!

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I knew things weren't that easy... 5555... She actually wanted me to... do that kind of thing!?!

"Oh...ah...yeah...that feels so good..." Xiaoyuan's face flushed red, "It just hurts a little..."

"You'll feel incredibly comfortable soon. Maybe it's because it's your first time and you have no experience, so of course it will hurt..." My face was covered in sweat...

"Ah..." she cried out, "This is my first time too...it really hurts..."

Ugh! After letting out a sigh of relief, I finally collapsed onto the bed... So tired!

"You're amazing!" Xiaoyuan looked at me with a satisfied smile. "I want to do it again next time..."

No way! Addicted?

---janeadam