Deuxième type de décès

Chapitre 8

"Yeah... I'm worried about that too... I have a problem when I'm around pretty women!"

"Then why are you so fluent when you talk to me?"

Yeah... I just realized why I wasn't nervous at all when I was talking to Xiaoyuan! How strange!

"How about this..."

"how?"

"I'll possess your body and help you seduce her?"

"No! That's a terrible idea! It's not good at all!"

"No way! You think I enjoy inhabiting a body you hate? ...I'm trying to help you with my intelligence, and you don't appreciate my good intentions!"

"If I need someone else to help me find love, then it loses its meaning."

"Whatever, I don't care if you turn into a wooden doll by then, hmph!"

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"Time's almost up, you should go out now..." I urged her, "Don't you dare peek!"

"knew!"

Can I trust her? Oh well, she's already seen me showering, so what's there to care about?

Ding-ling... The doorbell rang. I bought batteries this morning; knocking won't do, I don't want to hurt Ms. Ye's delicate hands...

Even though I'd combed my hair six times that morning, I did it again before opening the door, afraid of messing up my carefully styled hair while moving around. (Aside: Carefully styled?? It was just a couple of ounces of expired mousse...)

"You...you're here...ha..." Oh no, my breathing is starting to quicken.

"This place is easy to find!"

"Yeah, you can tell we've got it as soon as you see things sprayed on the wall by the door, like 'Bastard, pay back your money!' or 'Kid, if you don't pay your electricity bill, we'll kill your whole family!'"

Is your life very difficult?

---janeadam

Reply [26]: "Huh? Oh...you misunderstood, it's a relic left by the previous tenant...it's said he's already fled to Ethiopia!"

Are we just going to talk at the door the whole time?

"Oh...sorry...I...forgot, e in...ah!"

...

"Your room has a classic charm!"

"Really? You're amazing, you could even tell? I had a female ghost from the Han Dynasty help me set this up..."

"Hehe...you're so funny..."

...I was silent for a while because I really couldn't think of anything to say. People always say I talk a lot of nonsense, but I never expected that even nonsense would abandon me when it really matters...

She spoke first. "Where... should I put my coat?"

"Oh! Just give it to me... I'll... I'll put it in!" Oh my god! She was wearing a tight-fitting wool sweater underneath, a provocative red one at that. I started to get nervous again, felt like vomiting, and really needed to go to the toilet... Ugh!

"Ah...ya...yi..." I pleaded with myself in my heart, begging the boss to think of something to say.

“I…I…Please sit down…” I pointed to the sofa.

Sitting down so fast? I haven't even thought of what to say next! Suddenly, a familiar voice came from beside me: Idiot! Looks like I'll have to help you, whether you want to or not!

My body twitched involuntarily!

"What's wrong? Are you feeling unwell?" Ye Lian asked.

"No!" This... I definitely didn't mean to say that, how did it come out of my mouth? Huh? Could that little devil really have possessed me? No way...

Now, apart from my thoughts, no part of my body is under my control.

My expression turned confident and wicked. Good heavens! How did she manage that expression? Robert De Niro's signature smile! The ultimate trick to drive women crazy!

Teacher Ye seemed captivated by my expression. "You...you seem like a completely different person! The coffee you made is delicious..."

"Shh~~~" Xiao Yuan covered Ye Lian's soft lips with my index finger, "There's something even better than coffee..."

"kindness?"

"Let's kiss... a super kiss..." No... no way, where did she learn these lines?

Teacher Ye was so easily won over. She closed her eyes, waiting for my lips to land on hers, and then she began to kiss me...

Wow, this female ghost is really something else! Thank you! Keep going, hurry up and kiss her!!

But... Xiao Yuan actually kissed Teacher Ye's forehead with my lips, very gently...

Ye Lian opened her eyes in surprise: "Teacher Lin..."

That was brilliant! A feint! I'm impressed! Quick! Press the attack!

"I truly love you, so... it's okay even if we don't do *that*..."

That's a classic! Looks like she's been watching a lot of TV dramas these past few days... 555... So touching, thank goodness for this little devil's help!

Things are going surprisingly smoothly on my end!

On the other hand, the situation at the city museum was not so good; the area outside the gate was filled with police cars blocking the entrance...

In the room displaying ancient male corpses, there were only two modern corpses, the body of a guard. They died there with horrifying expressions, and a large hole was smashed in the glass case containing their bodies!

---janeadam

Reply [27]: Chapter Fourteen: The Silly Detective is Here!

"It's getting late, you should go!" Seriously? I finally have this opportunity, and this little devil is actually telling me to leave...

555... It's still early, only 2 AM...

"Can...can I stay?" Ah! Is this what Teacher Ye really thinks? That's wonderful! We must say yes! Hurry!

"Of course!" Ah, the female ghost understands me perfectly! "If you want to wake up tomorrow morning as strangers, then stay..." What is that??

"I..." Teacher Ye ultimately chose to leave. It seems there's a chance! This tactic of playing hard to get is brilliant! It shows she cares about me.

I saw her to the door. "Teacher Lin..."

"kindness?"

"Thank you……"

"Why?"

"I'm so happy today, really happy. You remind me of the feeling of first love, that pure feeling..."

"Physical sensations are important, but they must be based on mutual affection! Simple venting without emotion will only add to the regret and remorse afterward..."

"Teacher Lin...you seem like a completely different person today. Maybe I just haven't noticed before. Shall we go out together next time?" She...she...she asked me out? I never imagined that the same person, just a change in personality, could have such completely different luck with women! Oh...(singing) There are no ugly men in love, every jerk is a 59 out of 100...wow!

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"Ah~ I didn't expect you, female ghost, to be so extraordinary! You even understand Platonic love!"

"It's your own fault for being so incompetent... So what? How are you going to repay me?"

"Huh?? You were the one who took the initiative to get on my body, what are you talking about repaying? I haven't even received rent for my body yet!"

"Stop talking nonsense! I've already helped, and you're quite satisfied..."

"Okay, I'll go wash an apple for you..."

"Come back, I don't want an apple right now, I want..." She looked at me mischievously...

No way! She wants me again...

"Oh...ah...yeah...so good..."

...

My poor arms! They ache terribly every time I massage her. And those dumbbells by the bedside, prepare to rust! Because… it's more tiring than lifting dumbbells for an hour… 555…

"Ahhhhh!" Xiaoyuan suddenly screamed.

"What?" Did you pinch a sensitive spot? It doesn't seem so. I'm very well-behaved, hehe... I'm a gentleman!

(Aside: Germ-laden toilet paper?? Answer: Damn! You genius! A born idiot!)

Her face was deathly pale; this was the second time I had seen her with such an expression...

"It was him... his image flashed through my mind..."

"who…?"

She didn't answer me, but instead threw herself into my arms. For some reason, unlike our first embrace in the cemetery, I instinctively wrapped my arms around her. Her body was cold and soft, so soft it seemed like it might melt at any moment… Why was my heart racing? Even though it was only a little faster, I could still hear the thumping sound. This was the first time, aside from cheating on exams in school, I had ever heard my own heartbeat so clearly… I felt as if I had realized my own true value; I could actually bring comfort and security to others… At that moment, I felt like a real man!

Who is this guy who terrifies her so much? Perhaps the answer will be revealed soon, but I'd rather not know. A very ominous premonition hangs over me…

At the museum entrance, next to a beautiful red Ferrari stood a cool guy in a trench coat and a top hat. He slowly raised his head, casually pulled out a cigar, and a gleaming silver lighter...

It didn't light... The way he lit the cigarette revealed his lack of experience; it seemed to be his first time smoking a cigar.

When... it still didn't light, and you could tell he was getting a little anxious.

Clang, clang, clang, clang... "Damn it!" He had already burned himself out, but the cigar was still as hot as the devil's ass!

*Beep beep!* A voice boomed from the red Ferrari: "Hey!! Dude! Could you move aside a bit? Don't block my car. A good dog doesn't block the way!!"

"Oh! Excuse me!!" He saluted and stepped aside. "Sir... do you have a light?"

"Damn it! I get so angry just looking at you!! Lighting a cigarette, huh?" The driver casually pulled out a few hundred-yuan bills, lit them, and handed them to the cool guy in the trench coat: "This fire should be lit by now..." After saying that, he stepped on the gas and drove off in a blazing rage.

The cool guy in the trench coat took the burning banknotes and cursed at the departing car, "Damn it!! So what if you're rich?!"

Depend on!"

Then he quickly extinguished the fire on the banknote: "Whew...Whew...Hopefully it still works..."

"Detective Feng! You've arrived..." A police officer-looking man walked over. "The chief has been waiting for you for a long time... Hehe, I thought that Ferrari was yours just now..."