A cold, mechanical voice echoed in his mind, saying, "Ding-dong—Congratulations, host, for completing the [Mercenary] job quest and obtaining a lottery scroll, which has been placed in your storage space."
"Wow, system, if I didn't tell you, you wouldn't give me a reward, right?" Yang Feng said, somewhat speechless.
"Beep beep—that's right, only proactive children get the meat." The system's voice said in a somewhat humane way.
Slightly speechless, Yang Feng thought to himself, "This system is really a trap."
"Beep beep—Host, you'd better think about how to complete the random task now, otherwise you'll turn into a lightning man. There are four minutes and fifty seconds left." The system said in a human-like manner.
Yang Feng immediately protested in his mind: "I'm a model student, how could I possibly dump a hooligan? No way... change the task."
"Host, I'm not talking about dumping a scoundrel, but a scoundrel with a refined and innocent air. These two types are different, so please don't lump them together."
"Damn it, this is different! They're all just sluts now!" Yang Feng thought to himself, almost spitting blood. This damn system, is it some kind of rogue system?!
"Beep beep—The system is conducting a data analysis in this world. Fifty percent of girls like boys who are a little bad. Please note that you should not confuse lewdness with a wicked smile."
"Bad boys who play little pranks, make exaggerated actions, or use exaggerated language will attract attention from others, including young girls. Girls are more curious and want to know more about these attention-grabbing bad boys. That's why 70% of the boys in the world are too honest and don't have girlfriends."
"Moreover, this system is also a customized task system based on your ideas."
Hearing the very human-like voice appear in his mind, Yang Feng was stunned.
"So please complete the task quickly, host. There are four minutes left."
"Holy crap, you can even make sense of dumping a scoundrel like that, system, you're something else." Yang Feng thought to himself, speechless, as he carried Han Shilan into the infirmary.
"Hehe, don't say that, it makes me shy," the system said shyly in a human-like manner.
Yang Feng almost fell off his chair. He watched as the female school doctor applied liniment to Han Shilan's bruises. He thought to himself, "Damn it... it's just dumping a thug. If he dies, he dies. It's better than being electrocuted."
After the school doctor applied the ointment, Yang Feng helped Han Shilan to a long bench. The two sat down, and Yang Feng asked, "Are you feeling better?"
"Thank you, Yang Feng, for bringing me to the infirmary. I feel like I can walk now."
Han Shilan nodded, her big eyes fixed on Yang Feng, and spoke softly.
"Oh—" Yang Feng nodded, his eyes fixed on Han Shilan, wondering how to get rid of this scoundrel. He was a newbie, so could the system give him some hints?
"Ding-dong—There are many ways to seduce a pervert, such as forcibly kissing her, lifting her skirt, or groping her..."
Yang Feng couldn't help but think to himself, "You're not some kind of rogue system, are you?!"
"NO...NO, this system is the strongest system in the entire universe, a full-fledged system!"
"Beep beep—There is one minute left. Please complete the task quickly, host."
Hearing the cold voice in his mind and gazing at Han Shilan's slightly beautiful face, Yang Feng's heart pounded.
So be it!
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Chapter 8 Awkwardness
Under Yang Feng's direct gaze, Han Shilan's pretty face flushed slightly, and she asked with a hint of reproach in her starry eyes, "Yang Feng, is there something dirty on my face?"
"No." Yang Feng blurted out, then realized he had lost his composure. He turned back and saw that there were only thirty seconds left. He immediately became anxious, knowing he was about to be electrocuted by the system.
A hint of smugness flashed in Han Shilan's beautiful eyes. Hearing the bell ringing outside, she said softly, "Yang Feng, get out of class is over now. Why don't we go back?"
At this moment, a human-like voice came from Yang Feng's mind, saying, "Warning, warning! There are only fifteen seconds left in the mission. Please hurry up and get rid of the scoundrel... oops... hurry up and complete the mission."
Yang Feng sighed, forced a smile, and said, "Han Shilan, I want to give you a surprise. Would you like to turn around?"
"Huh? What surprise is it that you want me to turn around?"
Han Shilan looked at Yang Feng innocently, completely unaware of his wicked plans.
"Oh well, just hurry up and turn around." Yang Feng felt like there were ants crawling inside him, anxious and nervous.
"Oh, okay." Han Shilan nodded innocently, turned around, and thought he really wanted to give her some kind of surprise. She muttered to herself, "What kind of surprise is this? Why are you being so mysterious?"
"Well... here I come." Yang Feng's heart was pounding, and he blurted out the words without thinking. Gazing at Han Shilan's graceful back, his lecherous hand slowly reached out.
"I'm here?" Han Shilan frowned as she heard the strange words coming from behind her. She wondered if he was going to do something to her. She turned around and saw Yang Feng's hand less than a centimeter away from her chest.
The two stared at each other, and the air seemed to freeze.
Yang Feng withdrew his hand, turned his head to look outside, and said with a blank expression, "Hey, the weather is nice today. Look how sunny it is, you could fry an egg in it."
"Yang Feng...you pervert! What were you trying to do just now?!" Han Shilan immediately came to her senses, looked at Yang Feng with a shy expression, and questioned him.
"Um... um... it's nothing. Actually, there was a fly behind you just now, and I was trying to swat it away when you turned around," Yang Feng said righteously.
"Really?" Han Shilan blinked her big eyes.
"Of course..." Before Yang Feng could finish speaking, the system's hateful voice came through his mind.
"Beep beep—Warning, warning! Three seconds left! Get ready to transform into Pikachu, Pikachu! Pikachu!"
"Pikachu, my sister!" Yang Feng roared inwardly, his eyes suddenly turning serious as he looked at Han Shilan. His slender fingers pinched Han Shilan's fair and round chin, and his red lips quickly kissed her.
"Waaah—" Han Shilan's beautiful eyes widened, her mind blank. This... this was a forced kiss?!
Coming to her senses, she forcefully pushed Yang Feng away with her small hand, then swung it up and flung it away.
"Smack!"
A crisp sound rang out in the infirmary.